Classic Pro Wrestling

00:37 fury2014: SMALL FEDERATION - MID CARD MATCH
00:39 fury2014: MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING OUR FIRST COMBATANT, FROM DALLAS TEXAS AT 5'7'' AND 170 POUNDS , THE BIG BUTT COWBOY CHRIS FURY !!!!! Race out from behind the curtain , TIGHT red posers with BIG BUTT across the rear, tall red and white cowboy boots and pads, taped hands and wrists, rodeo chaps and cowboy hat.
00:40 fury2014: Two step to the ring and stop and let guys slap my big butt then roll into the ring and to my corner and toss my cowboy hat to the fans as they chant COWBOY UP over and over YT
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00:43 Andrew_Rex: "And his opponent standing 6'2" and weighing in at 165 pounds...ANDREW REX!" A lot of people don't know me they figure I'm just some jobber kid who they paid 20 bucks to to go in and get his ass kicked so I get little to no applause. But I sprint to the ring enthusiastically and hop up on the apron and do a back flip to enter the ring. That alone got a smattering of applause. I hope to win them all over by the time I defeat you!
00:43 Andrew_Rex: yt
00:44 fury2014: Hop down off the ropes and bend over showing you my big butt as I take off my chaps , some fans chant REX but just a few yt
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00:46 Andrew_Rex: Figure 'What the hell its for show right?' I bend over pulling down my cheap green gym shorts and moon you with my hairy butt! I get a lot of laughs for that! I pull my shorts up and have a sly grin on my face as I match your antics! I wave to the few girls and a few guys that whistled at me and my mooning.
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00:47 fury2014: Cowboy rips his chaps off and races over with a big clothesline aimed at your pecs for showing off your hairy butt
00:47 fury2014: Ref calls for the bell DING DING DING yt
00:50 Andrew_Rex: Holy fuck! Before the match officially starts I get clobbered with a clothesline that sends me to the mats hard onto my back. I shake my head rubbing my bruised pectorals as I grab the ropes to get back onto my feet and try and return the favor
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00:50 fury2014: Right after you and grab your head and into a side headlock and DRAG your eyes along the top rope to the next turnbuckle!!!!! YT
00:51 fury2014: Yanked up to your feet by the cowboy yt
00:52 Andrew_Rex: "Aggghhhhhh!" I scream as you drag my eyes & face over the rope, "Fuck!" I scream as you pull the dirty move but a move an experienced wrestler would do. I throw my elbow back driving it into your jaw!
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00:53 fury2014: UGHHHHHHHHHHH, checking for all of my teeth as I stagger to the corner yt
00:54 Andrew_Rex: Pleased that my elbow struck home I see you fall to the corner. I charge into you not wanting to lose momentum and slam a knee spear into your stomach!
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00:55 fury2014: UGHHHHHHHHHHH, that knee spear sends the cowboy to his butt in the corner , hands on my gut yt
00:56 Andrew_Rex: Grabbing the top ropes in the corner I start to rain down stomp after stomp into you chest as you continue to slump in the corner. I hear more and more cheers for me as I take it to the veteran hard!
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00:57 fury2014: Putting the boots to the cowboy , slumped in the corner as the fans chant COWBOY UP and few more chant REX REX over and over yt
00:58 Andrew_Rex: Finishing with a few more stomps to make your torso good & red I pull you to your feet and start whacking your chest with some backhand chops!
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01:00 fury2014: Cowboy in some trouble here , those boots working my torso, then yanked to my feet and feel those chops and yell out then reach out to you and move in close and HEAD BUTT you right between the eyes BAMMMMMMMM then fall back and sit big butt on middle rope as my core is sore already from the boots and my chest is red as a barn YT
01:03 Andrew_Rex: CRACK! your head butt hits hard and I turn around and hunch over clapping both hands to my forehead. That really hurt! I see out the side of my eye that you have fallen back to the middle rope. I desperately want to take advantage of that and spin around with a side kick that hits your in the gut tossing you to the cement floor! SPLAT!
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01:04 fury2014: That big side kick sends the cowboy out through the ropes to the floor below, lay there legs wide open shaking my head and moaning . Fans chant REX ON FIRE over and over as the cowboy fans chant BIG BUTT over and over YT
01:07 Andrew_Rex: My head still ached but I was thrilled to have about a quarter of the fans, maybe more on my side now! Seeking to prove I was no jobber I stood on the ring apron and came down on you with both feet smashing your good sized gut! Then, taking a page from your antics, I lowered my gym trunks again and dropped my hairy butt right into your face! The crowd, even many of your fans loved it! I hiked my pants back up and got back into the ring to avoid a count out
01:07 Andrew_Rex: yt
01:09 fury2014: You jump down on my gut with both feet
01:09 fury2014: then Drop your trunks and sit that HAIRY BUTT on my FACE !!!!! Fans go wild
01:10 fury2014: you then jump up and roll back into the ring, cowboy HUMILIATED from that sweaty hairy butt on my FACE, grab the ring edge and start to pull back up into the ring yt
01:12 Andrew_Rex: I see you climbing back into the ring but decide not to let up and come charging back at you and like a base runner sliding into 2nd I send my feet into your face just knocking you right back to the floor! The fans laugh and now many are cheering REX! REX! REX! deliver a sliding. I soak up the attention and parade around with my arms high overhead!
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01:16 fury2014: FALL back against the guard rail then to the floor , slowly crawl under the ring while you parade around and I come up the other side of the ring , barely looking over ring apron , as you lose focus on the old fart and show off I reach in and grab your ankle and upend you and bring you to the ring edge under the bottom rope. Grab your hair and stand you up and lift around the waist and drop you OPEN LEGGED on the guard rail then roll back into the ring under the ropes, on my knees breahing hard. Fans chant COWBOY UP over and over YT
01:18 Andrew_Rex: As soon as my ample balls collide with the steel rail I fall to the ground in a fetal position and hug my groin. My eyes clenched shut and my mouth wide open as my feet kick as I deal with the terrible pain. Slowly, very slowly I get to the edge of the ring and make my way back in still reeling from the brutal ball shot
01:18 Andrew_Rex: yt
01:20 fury2014: Grap you by the hair as you roll back into the ring and turn us back to back and yank your neck over my shoulder then drop to my big butt with a OVER THE SHOULDER NECK BREAKER on the new kid to the ring , BAMMMMMMMMMMMMM yt
01:21 Andrew_Rex: I cry out in pain as you deliver a solid move and send my head spinning as you drop to your butt taking my head down hard. I flop over to my belly wrapping both arms over the back of my hurting head. My feet kicking at the mats
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01:22 fury2014: up and my turn to put the boots to you , the big cowboy boots stomp up and down your torso BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM yt
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01:24 Andrew_Rex: My body jumps as each hard stomp slams into my back! Trying to escape the torture I crawl on my belly toward the ropes hoping to reach them and aid me in getting to my feet.
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01:25 fury2014: grab the back of your trunks as you go for the ropes and haul you to your feet then expose those HAIRY cheeks then grab around the waist and lift HIGH in the air and then SLAM that butt on my extended knee for a ATOMIC DROP yt
01:26 Andrew_Rex: I land on your knee and my face is a picture of agony as you drop me hard! I flop over to my side not really even caring that hundreds of people are looking at my exposed butt cheeks. I roll over to my back then try to get up and pull my gym trunks up at the same time.
01:27 Andrew_Rex: yt
01:28 fury2014: big boot to your head as you try to get up and then pull my trunks down and sit my HAIRY BUTT down ON YOUR FACE, get your nose between the BIG CHEEKS then smile at the fans lean over and grab a leg and hook it high and ref slides into place and slaps ONE
01:28 fury2014: Fans chant COWBOY BUTT over and over yt
01:30 Andrew_Rex: "Ah fuck that's nasty!" I think as your sweaty, hairy butt gets jammed into my face. I almost gag as I have no choice but inhale the musky funk of your backside. I reach up between your legs and drive my forearm hard into your man parts and relish the sounds you make!
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01:31 fury2014: MOANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN as you nail my manhood and fall to the side with my hands on my crotch and butt cheeks still hanging out yt
01:32 Andrew_Rex: I get to my feet and hike my shorts up into place. I grab you bringing you to your feet and slingshot you to the ropes and off the rebound nail you in the chest with a drop kick as your ass is still hanging out on display.
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01:34 fury2014: big dropkick hits the chest of the cowboy and then sent back THROUGH the ropes to the floor again , bare butt exposed, out on the floor dazed yt
01:39 Andrew_Rex: I follow you to the floor and see your big butt all exposed. I look at the fans and make a slash across my throat then grab a folding metal chair and start bashing it hard over that big ole hairy & bare butt turning it a nice shade of red! Fearing a DQ I then scramble back into the ring and again soak up the laughter at you and cheers for me from the crowd. Then pointing my right arm to the sky and beating my chest with my left, "That's Right! That's Right! The name's Andrew Rex!!"
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01:41 fury2014: You have the cowboy running around the ring itself hands on my big butt SORE and RED from the BUTT WHOOPING, then all of a sudden roll up into the ring quickly and run and turn my back to you at the last second and jump up and BUTT BUTT you with my hairy sweaty butt in the abs hard and fast , the cowboy using his flying butt butt on the rookie now YT
01:43 Andrew_Rex: I never saw you butt till it slammed into me. I got sent rolling across the ring. I was near the corner so I used the turnbuckles to start pulling myself back to my feet.
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01:45 fury2014: The big sweaty butt slides down your abs then over to you and grab your head as you get up in the corner and then side headlock you and run out for the RUNNING BULLDOG on the rookie
01:45 fury2014: fans chant REX over and over and COWBOY UP over and over yt
01:47 Andrew_Rex: I just cannot stop the running bulldog move and it crashes my face to the canvas hard! "Ooooofff!" I grunt as I get hammered wickedly. I couldn't move at that moment and just needed a few seconds to regroup.
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01:48 fury2014: roll you over and place you on your back and get up and race to the ropes and use the bounce to come off and go up for a leg drop aimed at your CHEST , big BARE BUTT CHEEKS AND THIGH headed your way yt
01:51 Andrew_Rex: I move d to get up not knowing exactly where you were but I soon found out as your big-ass leg drop crushed into my chest! My body would have jackknifed but your weight now sitting atop me prevented that. I laid there under your bulk huffing and wheezing for breath
01:51 Andrew_Rex: yt
01:53 fury2014: roll around and place my hefty bulge across your face and HOOK both legs up high for the ref to slide into place and slap ONE as the fans go wild YT
01:56 Andrew_Rex: I had already been winded by the big drop you laid on me now you stuff your sweaty bulging crotch into me face further inhibiting my breathing. I wiggled & squirmed not wanting to open my mouth lest it get filled with loads of your nasty funk from your sweaty crotch. "Mmmmmmmmm!" I all I can manage as the referee slaps the mats two more times and calls for the bell!
01:56 Andrew_Rex: yt
01:57 fury2014: DING DING DING , cowboy sits up on his big bare butt resting on his boot heels then lean over and slap your pecs hard as the fans chant REX over and over
01:57 fury2014: ref leans down and raises the cowboys arm in victory yt
02:00 Andrew_Rex: I get up to my knees taking some sweet breaths of funk free air. My hands on my thighs as I shake my head thinking about everything I did wrong. I could have very easily won this match but didn't take advantage and showboated a bit too much. But the many fans cheering my name boosted my spirits. I waved to them in appreciation and hoped I had proven I was no mere "jobber".

02:01 fury2014: up to my boots and grab your arm and raise it in the air with mine
02:02 fury2014: slap your butt and chest then grab my chaps and part the ropes and leave the ring .
02:02 fury2014: parting the ropes and down the aisle
02:02 fury2014: THE END

Published: 2023-02-01, viewed 54 times.