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Dirty rassler vs the dirty cowboy
23:21 fury2014: I step up into the ring in tight red trunks and cowboy boots and rodeo chaps and a big lip of chew as I snap my whip all over the ring yt
23:26 Dirty_Rassler: fuck, see you from the dressing room... whip kind of freaks me
23:27 Dirty_Rassler: slowly make my way to the ring... black boots, black trunks, black leather vest
23:28 fury2014: the red necks chant COWBOY FURY over and over yt
23:29 Dirty_Rassler: fuck, starting to piss me off... stop and scream at the fans to shut the fuck up... just makes them scream louder... covering my ears with my hands
23:29 Dirty_Rassler: yt
23:30 fury2014: then drop the whip and climb the corner buckle and jump off with a tomahawk chop aimed at the top of your skull as the bell rings
23:30 fury2014: DING DING DING yt
23:32 Dirty_Rassler: fuck, spin around in time to see you coming, but no time to avoid... chop hits hard and sends me back to the metal perimeter railing.I fall back with my arms draped over the metal... dazed
23:32 Dirty_Rassler: yt
23:33 fury2014: over to you and boot your gut over your tight trunks with a cowboy boot as the ref starts the count yt
23:34 Dirty_Rassler: oooff.... big wad of spit flies out of my mouth. I collapse forward and drop to the cement floor..... crawling to get away
23:34 Dirty_Rassler: yt
23:35 fury2014: then grab your trunks and hair on your head and roll you in under the bottom ropes and then roll in behind the dirty rassler yt
23:36 Dirty_Rassler: damn... roll across the ring... start to climb up the ropes... strugglng
23:36 Dirty_Rassler: yt
23:37 fury2014: then over and place your adams apple across the middle rope and then sit my big ass on your shoulders and yank that rope up into your throat yt
23:37 fury2014: You are not logged in.
23:38 Dirty_Rassler: gasping... drooling... can't get air... arms flailing... feet kicking.... fuck
23:38 Dirty_Rassler: yt
23:38 fury2014: then yank you off the ropes to the mat and over and STOMP your fingers on the mat yt
23:39 Dirty_Rassler: owwwww.... grab my hand and get to my feet, go over to the corner and try to get feeling back in my hand
23:39 Dirty_Rassler: yt
23:39 fury2014: come racing in for a big clothesline in the corner as the fans go wild yt
23:40 Dirty_Rassler: sidestep... and watch you crash into the corner... come in after.... grab your hair and bounce your face off the turnbuckle
23:40 Dirty_Rassler: yt
23:42 fury2014: UGHHHHHHHHHH, dirty cowboy rassler makes big mistake and slams into the buckle and then you grab my hair and introduce my face into the turnbuckle, dazing the big butt cowboy yt
23:43 Dirty_Rassler: grab your arm and whip you into the far corner of the ring... charge in with a shoulder to the gut. BAMMMM!!!!
23:43 Dirty_Rassler: yt
23:43 fury2014: ughhhhhhhhhhhh, that shoulder slams into my belly over my TIGHT trunks , moaning in the corner as the fans chant COWBOY FURY over and over as the dirty rassler takes charge of the match yt
23:46 Dirty_Rassler: grab you by your hair and put the fat-assed cowboy in a headlock... turn away from the ref and drive a thumb into your throat... let you drop to the mat.
23:46 Dirty_Rassler: yt
23:47 fury2014: yank on my hair again then turn away as you secure a tight side headlock and then jab that finger into my throat , then fall to the mat and gag and big boots kick the mat as hands go to the throat, ref in your face yt
23:48 Dirty_Rassler: fuck ref... I did nothing... argue with him as I stand on your throat. Ref is dumb... doesn't look down for a long time
23:48 Dirty_Rassler: yt
23:48 fury2014: that big boot across my throat as I stomp my big boots and push up on your boot yt
23:50 Dirty_Rassler: ref tells me to get off your throat. I spit on your face before I step off. Then I grab your ankles and spread your legs wide... looking at your big package
23:50 Dirty_Rassler: yt
23:51 fury2014: The local cowboy is in big trouble now, that spit blinds the cowboy as you grab my big boots and spread my legs wide I jerk one leg free and SLAM it between your legs real quick like yt
23:52 Dirty_Rassler: fuckin thinking I got you good.... then ooff... my nuts take a hard hit. Grab my balls and drop to my knees... damn near crying
23:52 Dirty_Rassler: yt
23:52 fury2014: then feel you drop my other boot and as you fall to your knees , bring both boots to me and then SLAM them into your FACE YT
23:54 Dirty_Rassler: ugh... feet hit my face... daze, try to get up and fall down flat on my face... trying to crawl to the ropes
23:54 Dirty_Rassler: yt
23:54 fury2014: UP AND kick you right in the ass with my big boot as you crawl, the cowboy back in charge yt
23:55 Dirty_Rassler: feel your cowboy boot hit my ass... toe rams my asshole
23:55 Dirty_Rassler: yt
23:56 fury2014: then reach down and yank you up and then bring you to my chest and then a big body slam
23:56 fury2014: then back to the ropes and bounce off and to you and jump up high for a leg drop aimed at your adams apple yt
23:57 Dirty_Rassler: ooooooooooooofffffffffff back hits the mat hard... laying prone on the mat. Dazed.... the arggh... leg drop to my throat... fuckin grab my throat and flail on the mat
23:57 Dirty_Rassler: yt
23:58 fury2014: then go for the pin, drop across your chest and hook a leg up high for the ONE count yt
23:59 Dirty_Rassler: fuck dazed... your sweaty pit across my face
23:59 Dirty_Rassler: yt
23:59 fury2014: feed you my pit as I hoist that leg up higher for the TWO yt
00:00 Dirty_Rassler: fuck... in trouble... kick out just before the three count
00:00 Dirty_Rassler: yt
00:00 Dirty_Rassler: but your scent is on me
00:00 fury2014: yank you up and to your boots and then send you in for the ride and bend over for a back body drop yt
00:01 fury2014: big ass in the air yt
00:01 Dirty_Rassler: oooffff... hit hard... flat on my back.... room spinningyt
00:03 Dirty_Rassler: yt
00:03 Dirty_Rassler: (sorry)
00:03 fury2014: then measure your forehead and come crashing down with a knee drop aimed at your forhead yt
00:03 Dirty_Rassler: fuck, hits hard... getting owned
00:03 Dirty_Rassler: yt
00:04 fury2014: drop down again , PIT across your face as hoist that leg up high and ref slaps ONE yt
00:04 Dirty_Rassler: fuck, tasting your rank sweat, dazed , dont know what to do
00:04 Dirty_Rassler: yt
00:05 fury2014: then the TWO count as the fans are on their feet yt
00:05 Dirty_Rassler: kick out at the last second... roll over and crawl for the ropes
00:05 Dirty_Rassler: yt
00:06 fury2014: sit on my big ass on the mat
00:06 fury2014: watching you crawl away and reach over and shove a finger between your cheeks and into your hole yt
00:06 Dirty_Rassler: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no no no
00:07 Dirty_Rassler: fuck, fingering my ass... humiliating
00:07 Dirty_Rassler: yt
00:08 fury2014: dirty rednecks love the action as I get up and then yank finger out of your asshole and then PULL you to your knees and shove my finger under your nose yt
00:09 Dirty_Rassler: shit.... fuckin disgusting.... try to get free... you fuckin asshole... on my knees trying to get free
00:09 Dirty_Rassler: yt
00:11 fury2014: then shove your head to my crotch and open up my tight trunks and shove YOUR HEAD DOWN IN MY TRUNKS
00:11 fury2014: then grab your waist and get your ass in my face and take a big SNIFF
00:11 fury2014: then fall back to my ass with a PILEDRIVER YT
00:12 Dirty_Rassler: fuck head hits mat hard
00:12 Dirty_Rassler: twitch... convulse
00:12 Dirty_Rassler: flat on my back
00:12 Dirty_Rassler: yt
00:12 fury2014: THEN place my sweaty pit over your face and no need to hoist a leg up now
00:12 fury2014: ref drops and slaps ONE yt
00:13 Dirty_Rassler: fuck smelling your rank pit
00:13 Dirty_Rassler: barely moving
00:13 Dirty_Rassler: yt
00:13 fury2014: TWO as the fans chant piledriving cowboy yt
00:14 Dirty_Rassler: fuck.. try to buck, but unable
00:14 Dirty_Rassler: your manscent in my nose
00:14 Dirty_Rassler: yt
00:14 fury2014: THREE , stand up to my boots and place a boot on your BULGE as the ref raises my arm yt
00:15 Dirty_Rassler: fuck... beaten
00:15 Dirty_Rassler: no $$$
00:15 Dirty_Rassler: fuck
00:15 Dirty_Rassler: yt
00:15 Dirty_Rassler: see you above me
00:16 Dirty_Rassler: arms raised in victory
00:16 Dirty_Rassler: yt
00:17 fury2014: then go over and get my whip and LASH it across your defeated body a few times yt
00:18 Dirty_Rassler: NO!!!!!!!!! FUCK NO!!!!!!!!! writhing in pain
00:18 Dirty_Rassler: yt
00:18 fury2014: then grab my cowboy gear and leave the ring yt
00:19 Dirty_Rassler: fuck... left laying on the mat in defeat.
00:19 Dirty_Rassler: yt
00:20 fury2014: the end
Published: 2023-05-20, viewed 0 times.