Punches n Braggings

Bob and David go at it - using PnG boxing basics.
2 punches per turn.
Classes:
David is Stud class - can heal 1d6 when he flexes (bonus action), either instead of punch OR over a downed opponent.
BobXX is Speedster class - he has barrage + extra punch - hits for a maximum non-knockdown hit ,can add 1 punch attempt. Hits 3 punches in a row, get 3 more punches.
David - Weight 210 - HP 120
Bob - Weight 165 - Also gives up some for speedster extra punch - HP 85
Matchup Effects - David has a clear reach advantage. Reroll 1 missed punch per turn.
Disadvantage state : Under 25% health.
Attack State: Your opponent misses all punches their turn, you will always be able to do one extra attack + for full attack rolls.

23:35 BobXX: I slide under the top and middle ring, wearing green boxing trunks, while boxing boots, and red Everlast 8 oz gloves. I slap my gloves together as I move to my red corner.
23:36 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !dice
Roll the dice... ⚀ 1 + ⚃ 4 = 5

23:37 BobXX: !dice
Roll the dice... ⚃ 4 + ⚃ 4 = 8
23:37 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I jump into the ring, looking at the small opponent they set me up with. White gloves, white shorts and white boots. The crowd is cheering for me and I flex for them a bit. "REALLY? This is the guy they set me up against?" I grin at you as I slap my gloves together, the sound louder than yours. Yt

23:39 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: Yeah, usually works: Description, ! commands, final description - opponent reacts
23:39 BobXX: I see the a much bigger dude enter the ring, smirking at me, and fuck, he has a lot to learn, being 14 years younger than me.....Going to do some teaching this evening.
23:41 BobXX: The bell rings, and I move out to the ring centre, orthodox stance, left glove leading, left foot leading, right glove tucked in near my chin, and elbows tucked in. I begin circling right, then change directions fast....lunging towards you. I send out a jab towrds your forehead, trying to go over your guard, testing your refleses, then a quick right hook, towrds your jaw, trying to go around your guard.
23:41 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch missed.
23:41 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch connected and did ☒ 1 damage. HP down to 119.
23:42 BobXX: yt
23:43 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I chuckle watching you come near me and , putting up my own guard, standard as well. Both elbows ready to flit between body and head shots. You send out a sad little jab and I easily dodge - then you go for a my jaw, but my guard catches the blow. I step toward you.
23:43 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch missed.
23:43 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch missed.
23:43 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch connected and did ☒ 3 damage. HP down to 82.
23:43 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I feint a punch and get your guard to falter, only to slam your side with a quick cross to the body. yt

23:47 BobXX: I send my salvo out you, the jab entirely misses, and the hook gets deflected, no real damage. Your send a feint, and then a cross at my side, it punches into me, but, I step back from it, so it could be worse, I grunt from the impact. I need to stay close to you because of your slight reach advantage, so I step forward and try to send a left straight towrds your nose.....attempting to go over your extended right....
23:47 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch connected and did ☒ 7 damage. HP down to 112.
23:47 BobXX: and then a quick right hook at your temple.....
23:48 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch missed.
23:48 BobXX: yt
23:49 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I feel my glove slam your tiny body and get a grunt out of you. Smirking, I should be reacting, but instead I get hit hard in the face and stumble back , doing so makes your hook miss my head and I reup my guard. Gritting my teeth, I'm pissed. "Gonna pay for that!"
23:49 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch missed.
23:49 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch connected and did ☒ 5 damage. HP down to 77.
23:49 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch connected and did ☒ 2 damage. HP down to 75.
23:50 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I come back in and torque my waist, a hard right hook going into your side and then a quick left jab. yt
23:51 BobXX: My left crunches into your nose, but then you counter with a hard right hook that sams into my ribs and a jab as well.....I come back, wanting to go toe to toe with you.....
23:51 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch missed.
23:51 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch missed.
23:51 BobXX: sending a left and right hook combo towards you jaws....yt
23:52 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: You try to aim for my jaw, and I deftly dodge, grinning as I step into your flailing limbs.
23:52 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch missed.
23:52 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch missed.
23:52 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch connected and did ☒ 10 damage. HP down to 65.
23:52 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch connected and did ☒ 2 damage. HP down to 63.
23:53 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I send out a hard uppercut and it slams forcefully enough that the crowd reacts, then quickly send another love tap - "You doing alright little guy?" I taunt. yt

23:55 BobXX: My punches miss your jaws, and then suddenly you nail me with an uppercut to abs, sending the air out of my lungs.......I begin to retreat, thinking what the fuck....but then try to lunge forward again, trying to take you by surprise.....as you taunt me.
23:55 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch missed.
23:55 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch connected and did ☒ 6 damage. HP down to 106.
23:56 BobXX: I launche a left jab between your eyes to try to abscure your vision, and then a right straight towrds the centre of your face. yt
23:56 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I enjoy as you try to run away and I catch your face. But then you swing and I dodge again, only to catch a hard punch to my face. NNNGGHHH I grunt.
23:56 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch missed.
23:56 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch missed.
23:57 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch connected and did ☒ 5 damage. HP down to 58.
23:57 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I am dazed enough I get to swing out one hard hit, quick hook aimed for your jaw. yt

23:58 BobXX: I nail you in the face, which seems to enrage you as you start swinging wildly at me. Then a hook connects with my jaw, twisting my face around......as I come back to face you, bobbing side to side erratically, I begin to counter punch
23:58 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch missed.
23:58 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch missed.
23:58 BobXX: yt
23:59 BobXX: left and right combs towards your face....all straight opunches....
23:59 BobXX: yt
23:59 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: You try to punch back, but I dodge again -"You're losing your touch ! Maybe I gotta retire you!"
23:59 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch missed.
23:59 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch missed.
23:59 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch connected and did ☒ 8 damage. HP down to 50.
00:00 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I rear back and slam into you with a hard left overhand punch, aimed at your shorter form, right for the face again! yt
00:02 BobXX: I suddenly come forward again, as my punches are dodged, but get nailed int eh face with a hard left overhand, rocking my head back.......I'm determined not to be bullied back to the ropes, so I quickly counter punch
00:02 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch connected and did ☒ 8 damage. HP down to 98.
00:02 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch connected and did ☒ 3 damage. HP down to 95.
00:02 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch connected and did ☒ 4 damage. HP down to 91.

00:03 BobXX: I left shovel hook punch to your liver, and than a left/right hook towrds your ribs....and then I really unload with
00:03 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch connected and did ☒ 8 damage. HP down to 83.
00:03 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch connected and did ☒ 1 damage. HP down to 82.

00:04 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch missed.
00:04 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch connected and did ☒ 2 damage. HP down to 80.
00:04 BobXX: a quick right uppercut to your chin, and then a flurry of left and rights to your ribs....yt
00:04 BobXX: "C'mon fucker!" yt
00:05 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I get slammed with a counter punch to my liver and then my ribs light up - a particular weakness as I moan out. My guard drops and my head snaps back from a harsh uppercut, only to get get grazed in my pec, and a light tap into my ribs. "You--must be winded.." I say, slapping my gloves.
00:05 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch missed.
00:05 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch missed.
00:06 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch connected and did ☒ 9 damage. HP down to 41.
00:06 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I throw a quick left right hook combo, making you back off of me. yt
00:07 BobXX: I grin at you, but your send a right hook that catches me in the jaw, knocking the fuck out of me, my head twists to the right, spit flys from my moutth, I step forward....going to knock you the fuck out....
00:07 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch missed.
00:07 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch missed.
00:07 BobXX: yt
00:08 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: "What's wrong pussy? No fight left?"
00:08 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch missed.
00:08 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch missed.
00:08 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch missed.
00:08 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch connected and did ☒ 7 damage. HP down to 34.
00:08 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I get find myself tired, but I get hit against you as I send a hard left jab through your guard. yt
00:10 BobXX: Breathing hard, sweating hard, I miss my counter punches, and the you nail me with a jab into my nose, rocking my head back.....but I won't yield....."ok fucker!".......I move into you.....
00:10 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch connected and did ☒ 7 damage. HP down to 73.
00:10 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch connected and did ☒ 3 damage. HP down to 70.
00:10 BobXX: and send an uppercut to your chin and a jab towards your right eye.......yt
00:11 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I get hit hard with an uppercut and snap back, then jabbed in the face. I feel a little bit off, so I decide to boost my confidence, flexing my bicep at you. If that's all you got bro...
00:11 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !heal 1d6
You recover ⚀ 1 damage. HP up to 71.
00:11 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch connected and did ☒ 7 damage. HP down to 27.
00:12 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: Then with my flexed gloved left hand, I spin and catch you with a hard uppercut to the chin!

00:13 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: yt
00:14 BobXX: My eyes nearly bulge out of their sockets when my uppercut does not send you horizontal on the canvass.....instead you flex your bulging biceps at me, and land an uppercut on my chin that rocks me backwards to the ropes.....I try to fight my way off the ropes.....
00:14 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch connected and did ☒ 4 damage. HP down to 67.
00:15 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch connected and did ☒ 6 damage. HP down to 61.
00:15 BobXX: with straight punches at your solar plexus...yt
00:15 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: You come back with 2 hard punches, they make me stagger as my solar plexus gets slammed NNNGH OOOOFFF - causing me to back off again. But I show no fear, and flex down my abs this time - "Still not enough punk!"
00:16 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !heal 1d6
You recover ⚂ 3 damage. HP up to 64.
00:16 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch missed.
00:16 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch connected and did ☒ 8 damage. HP down to 19.
00:16 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I flex my abs down and then grin at you as I come in and harshly send a hook to your head, through your guard.

00:17 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: "What's wrong punk? Looking weak!"
00:17 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: yt
00:18 BobXX: I feel woozy after taking a hook to the head......my knees begin to buckle, my back presses into the top rope......and i swing out to counter punch.....
00:18 BobXX: !punch 1d4
My punch connected and did ☒ 2 damage. HP down to 62.
00:18 BobXX: !punch 1d4
My punch missed.

00:18 BobXX: a wild hamaker of a right hook towrds your temple....yt

00:19 BobXX: and then a left jab at your liver.....
00:19 BobXX: !punch 1d4
My punch connected and did ☒ 2 damage. HP down to 60.
00:19 BobXX: yt

00:19 BobXX: and a second right hook to the jaw...
00:19 BobXX: !punch 1d4
My punch missed.
00:20 BobXX: yt

00:20 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I grin as you swing pathetically, I block one, then dodge the other. "Awww what's wrong punk? You're not looking so hot?" yt

00:20 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch missed.
00:20 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch connected and did ☒ 2 damage. HP down to 17.
00:21 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch missed.
00:21 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch connected and did ☒ 10 damage. HP down to 7.
00:21 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I hit you gently with a quick jab, and then step in with a fully powered uppercut that slams your hanging mouth shut and sends you flying!

00:22 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: yt
00:23 BobXX: The uppercut sends me flying into the ropes, my knees now starting to buckle under me.....and then in desperation, I lunge back towrds you, propelled by the recoil of the ropes.....trying to send a left/right uppercut to your chin.....
00:23 BobXX: !punch 1d4
My punch connected and did ☒ 4 damage. HP down to 56.
00:23 BobXX: !punch 1d4
My punch missed.

00:25 BobXX: I collapse onto the canvass, now on all fours, spit drooling out of my mouth, I begin to try to plant one foot under me, needing to get back to a standing position.....
00:25 BobXX: !stand
I try to stand up but my legs won't respond.
00:26 BobXX: but my head is woozy, and I begin to fall to my left.....I catch myself and then try to push myself up......again....

00:26 BobXX: !stand
I stand back up, ready to fight again.
00:26 BobXX: I get to my feet, and stare at you, as I reform my guard........yt
00:27 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: "Aww lookit, you still trying? What's wrong big man, you drooling over my body?" I bring my bicep to your face, "Why don't you give it a kiss?"
00:27 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !heal 1d6
You recover ⚀ 1 damage. HP up to 57.
00:27 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: yt
00:28 BobXX: "Fuck you bitch!".....and then I try to slip an uppercut into your chin........
00:28 BobXX: !punch 1d4
My punch connected and did ☒ 2 damage. HP down to 55.
00:28 BobXX: and a left hook to your temple....
00:28 BobXX: !punch 1d4
My punch missed.
00:28 BobXX: yt
00:29 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: You have a pathetic attempt and I barely feel it. "Really?" I grab the back of your head and stuff your face into my bicep - "Kiss it or I'm gonna knock your teeth out punk!"
00:29 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !heal 1d6
You recover ⚁ 2 damage. HP up to 57.
00:29 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: Yt
00:30 BobXX: "Fuck you pussy!" and I bring my gloves into your chest and try to shove you back, so I try to swing a left and right hook combo to your jaws, desperately trying to back you away from me.....
00:30 BobXX: !punch 1d4
My punch connected and did ☒ 1 damage. HP down to 56.
00:31 BobXX: !punch 1d4
My punch connected and did ☒ 4 damage. HP down to 52.

00:31 BobXX: and then my right hook lands, slapping into your face, so I swing a left uppercut up towards your chin.....
00:31 BobXX: !punch 1d4
My punch missed.
00:32 BobXX: yt
00:32 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: You basically slap my face, and uppercut lands on my chin, pissing me off... "Your funeral punk! "
00:32 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch missed.
00:32 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch missed.
00:32 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch missed.

00:33 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I swing at you, but you seem to be too hard to hit for some reason, like dazed on your feet, hard for me to aim. yt
00:34 BobXX: I land some weak blows, and you get mad, I think you might be going to kill me, but you underestimate my ability to still move, and then I suddenly explode.....don't know where it comes from....but
00:34 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch missed.
00:34 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch connected and did ☒ 7 damage. HP down to 45.
00:34 BobXX: !punch 1d8
My punch connected and did ☒ 2 damage. HP down to 43.
00:35 BobXX: a flurry of straight punches at your face and solar plexus....yt
00:35 BobXX: "can you not take it pussy boy?!" yt
00:35 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: You actually seem to get an unexpected second wind. I grunt as I'm hit hard in the face and then my chest - OOOF , UNNGGH - really pissing me off now.
00:35 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch connected and did ☒ 7 damage. HP down to 0.
00:35 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !punch 1d10
My punch connected and did ☒ 3 damage. HP down to -3.
00:36 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I hit you hard with a left uppercut, and even as you go sailing, my other arm jabs you on the way down! yt
00:36 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I flex over you as you hit the mats.
00:36 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: !heal 1d6
You recover ⚄ 5 damage. HP up to 48.
00:37 BobXX: I land a couple of dolid punches, but you counter punch fast and hard.....an uppercut that sends me down to the canvass, and a jab that connects on the way down....spread eagle on the canvass....maoning as I look up at you standing over me flexing....
00:38 BobXX: yt
00:38 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I use my boot to nudge your cross. "You getting hard seeing me over you punk?" yt
00:40 BobXX: I look up at your tall powerful body.....holy fuck....I moan as my dick hardens and begins to tent my trunks.....
00:41 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: "Yeah man - that's it..." I say as I rub my boot up and down the tent in your shorts..."You wanna cum don't ya? Look at me, let's feel that cock throb punk!"
00:42 BobXX: I moan more.....totally defeated......and dominated....my dick now leaving precum on my trunks, a dark stain......oh fuck......
00:43 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: "CUM PUNK" I yell as my boot rubs hard along the top of your tent and I hold a most muscular pose over you, body rippling with power. yt

00:45 BobXX: I feel your boot press into my dick now, and suddenly I can't help it....I begin to shoot cum out, really staining my trunks, feeling totally humiliated and dominated....beaten by your gloves and now your boot taking control of my manhood.....oh fuck i hiss......
00:46 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I feel your cock start to shoot and I laugh. I rip off my gloves and as you squirt in your shorts I grab the back of your head, pushing you face into my biceps - "Like I said bitch, kiss it" You're barely standing on your own feet as I get what I want from the punk. yt
00:48 BobXX: you force me up now....and press my bloody lips into your biceps....and I do as you ask.....I kiss your bicep, not having the strength to resist....totally dominated
00:49 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: "There ya go, now thank me and I won't use you like a punching bag, got it?" I grin tensing and unflexing my bicep against your lips as you kiss it. yt
00:50 BobXX: I look down at my feet, humilated and shamed....and just wanting to end.....so I say Thank you as I kiss your bicep.....
00:51 David_J_currently_under_Connor_M_ownership: I laugh and rear back my bicep as I hit your HARD with a clothesline, you go slamming hard to the mat. I step on your chest and flex for a bit, before I leave and let the crowd eye me up and down hungrily.

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