International Pro Wrestling

02:02 IPW_Upper_Management: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to San Francisco... I'm your host for tonight, John McCall and I'm joined here by not one but SEVERAL of our esteemed commentators...
02:04 IPW_Upper_Management: John: First, joining us for tonight... veteran of Japan-Dynamo Wrestling for over 20 years... Corey Nakamura!
02:04 IPW_Upper_Management: Corey: thanks for having me John
02:05 IPW_Upper_Management: John: Great to have you here, Corey... and also, we have Eurosports Network journalist and commentator, all the way from Italy Vanessa Leone!
02:05 IPW_Upper_Management: Vanessa: Ciao John!
02:06 IPW_Upper_Management: John: Ciao to you too, bella... and finally we have from uh... the Pleistocene age... recently unfrozen from his glacier... ROG
02:06 IPW_Upper_Management: Rog: Rog happy to be here
02:06 IPW_Upper_Management: Rog: Rog like smash and rock!
02:08 IPW_Upper_Management: John: and we have a big night tonight... we have the First Class taking on the Warband of Woe!
02:08 IPW_Upper_Management: Corey: and honestly John, if you asked me First Class is completely out-classed by the Warband of Woe here
02:09 IPW_Upper_Management: Corey: there's a reason why the team of Thor and Batu refused to join Marcus Steele's Imperium, and that's because they KNOW they're better than most of the tag teams on this roster
02:12 IPW_Upper_Management: Vanessa: I wouldn't be so sure, Corey... Steele saw something in those two kids... you have to remember, that man is still the undefeated British champion before coming to IPW
02:14 IPW_Upper_Management: Corey: Vanessa, First Class lost to the Freedom Crushers, both of who got crushed at some point by Thor AND Batu, I think... no, I know there's no chance they have of winning tonight
02:16 IPW_Upper_Management: John: Well people we will never know until this match is over... so LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUMMMBLLEEEEE....
02:19 IPW_Upper_Management: John: Introducing first... at a combined weight of 376 lbs... the team of Carter Powers and Brett Matthew Langdon... the FIRST CLASSSS!
02:23 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Emerge from the ring entrance with my partner, wearing blue trunks with white ankle tape, blue and red sneakers and grey handwraps, US flag draped over my shoulders like a cape...
02:24 Carter_Powers: Come out at the same time as Brett, wearing black shorts, kneepads, and sneakers with grey handwraps, a trucker cap with a maple leaf worn backwards on my head, holding out my fist for my partner...
02:24 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Bumping fists with Carter before I shout and flex to the crowd...
02:25 Carter_Powers: Going down the ring ramp hi-fiving our fans
02:25 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Roll under the bottom rope...
02:25 Carter_Powers: Hop up on the apron and step through the ropes after my partner... run towards him for a chest bump
02:25 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Bump chests with my partner... taking off the flag and throwing it into the crowd pit
02:26 Carter_Powers: Taking off my trucker cap and throwing it into the crowd pit too...
02:26 Carter_Powers: yt
02:26 IPW_Upper_Management: John: and these two have been itching for this match for a while...
02:29 IPW_Upper_Management: John: and now... introducing their opponents... at a combined weight of 456 lbs... Thorvald Stromgarde and Batu Khan!... the WARBAND OF WOOOEEEEEE
02:33 Thorvald_Stromgarde: Come out with my partner, red trunks with raven banner imprinted on the back, red boots & kneepads, wearing a bronze viking helmet with a metal facecover...
02:34 Batu_Khan: Come out with my partner, wearing my blue shuudag (traditional Mongolian wrestling gear), goat hair armbands, maroon boots and kneepads, with a bronze mongol helmet with a facecover...
02:34 Thorvald_Stromgarde: FLEXX my massive arms at the crowd as I roar...
02:34 Batu_Khan: FLEXXING my chest at the crowd... my roar matches my partner's
02:35 IPW_Upper_Management: John: and Warband of Woe set up to be one of the most DOMINANT teams on the roster...
02:35 IPW_Upper_Management: Corey: I'm telling you John, these two have it all... the strength, the agility, the skill, everything you need to be an IPW superstar
02:36 Thorvald_Stromgarde: Strutting down the ring ramp, crowd cheers us on as I raise both my fists at them
02:36 Batu_Khan: Stepping up on the apron with my partner, we step through the ropes at the same time, taking off our helmets and glaring at our opponents...
02:36 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Smirking at Batu
02:37 IPW_Upper_Management: John: and this match is for ONE fall.. as per usual IPW rules, there ARE. NO. RULES!!!... one team wins once someone is either pinned or submitted...
02:38 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: "I got this bro" I tell Carter as I step into the ring... yt
02:38 Carter_Powers: "Give em hell bro" I tell Brett as I step onto the apron...
02:38 Thorvald_Stromgarde: I turn to my partner, "I'll break this one easily... you get the hockey boy"...
02:39 Batu_Khan: Grin as I step out on the apron, my partner approaching the skinnier American golden boy...
02:39 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: The bell rings and I LUNGE at you for the lock-up... muscles pressed together and straining, as I try to SHOVE you around the ring... yt
02:40 IPW_Upper_Management: John: and these two... surprisingly matched for strength DESPITE the Norse god's 45 lb weight advantage
02:40 IPW_Upper_Management: Corey: yeah but Thor's got so much stamina on Brett that I don't think this is a good strategy for him
02:42 Thorvald_Stromgarde: Grrr.... you trying to push me back... planting my boots on the canvas as I'm surprised by your strength... pushing you down to one knee and SNAPPING your head into a headlock...yt
02:42 IPW_Upper_Management: John: and Thor getting the... early advantage here
02:43 IPW_Upper_Management: Vanessa: John, when you're in the ring with Langdon, NEVER rely on getting the advantage, both him and his partner always know how to make a comeback
02:43 IPW_Upper_Management: Rog: haha Rog like big man
02:44 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Grrr face smushed against the side of your MASSIVE pec in the headlock... trying to PRY your hands off my face... one hand reaches up trying to grab your long, blond hair...yt
02:45 Thorvald_Stromgarde: I smirk as I hear you grunt, your face getting smothered by my pec... my eyes widen and I suddenly ROAR out as you grab a fistful of my hair and start pulling back on it... I let go of the headlock... WRENCHING your hand out of my hair... using your wrist to WHIP you into my corner...yt
02:45 IPW_Upper_Management: John: OH! and a dirty move by Brett doesn't pay off at all!
02:47 IPW_Upper_Management: Corey: I'm telling you John, Warband has this in the bag. Maybe Carter could pull off a few tricks he has up his sleeve but I doubt it will be enough
02:47 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: You GRAB my wrist and WRENCH it out of your hair... still holding on to me you use your power to WHIP me right into your corner where Batu is... grunting as my back SLAMS against the turnbuckles...yt
02:48 Carter_Powers: "Come on Brett get out of there!"
02:48 Batu_Khan: I GRAB Brett's arms, pulling them over the rope exposing his chest and six-pack abs to my partner...
02:49 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: "Oh shit!" I groan as the huge Mongol warrior pulls my arms back... thrashing and kicking, slamming my boots against the canvas trying to escape...yt
02:50 IPW_Upper_Management: John: and it looks like Brett's gotten himself into quite the predicament there
02:50 IPW_Upper_Management: Corey: and remember John, there are no rules in this match... which means that whatever chaos the Warband of Woe can bring WILL be brought to bear on First Class
02:50 IPW_Upper_Management: Rog: Haha good... Rog no like stupid rulez
02:51 Thorvald_Stromgarde: I grin as I see the American pretty-boy trapped by my partner in the corner... approaching him and SLAMMING my boot into his gut...
02:51 Carter_Powers: Grr... face gets red as I watch my partner struggle in the opposite corner
02:51 Carter_Powers: "Fucking pussy-ass cheaters!"
02:52 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: "aawwff..." grunting from the kick SLAMMING into my gut... Batu still holding me up by the arms... yt
02:54 Thorvald_Stromgarde: Grabbing Brett by the neck... pushing him against the corner as I tag my partner's shoulder...
02:54 Batu_Khan: Letting go of the skinny American's arms as I step through the ropes, grabbing hold of one of his wrists...
02:54 Thorvald_Stromgarde: I grab Brett's other wrist, both of us pulling him into the center of the ring...
02:55 Batu_Khan: Then a DOUBLE Irish whip sending him back into the corner...
02:55 Thorvald_Stromgarde: Before we BOTH charge at him, my arm outstretched aiming a clothesline at his chest...
02:55 Batu_Khan: Going low and aiming my shoulder at Brett's abs...yt
02:57 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: "uughh..." groan as I'm whipped into the corner again by not one but TWO massive musclestuds... arms draped over the ropes as I open my eyes and see you BOTH charging at me... "UUUUGHHH" a clothesline/shoulder block combo DRIVES me into the corner... dropping down to a sitting position... groaning from the pain... yt
02:57 Thorvald_Stromgarde: Stepping through the ropes back onto the apron... letting my massive Mongolian partner have his fun...
02:58 Batu_Khan: Grab the American by the neck... lifting him back to his feet, then up and into a BRUTAL chokeslam DROPPING him back into the middle of the ring... yt
02:59 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: "uugh..." lying in the corner groaning as Batu grabs hold of my neck... dragging me to my feet then suddenly my eyes flutter open as I feel him LIFT me by the neck, my feet dangling above the canvas for a split second before BAM I'm dropped down on my back... "AAAAGGGHHH" screaming in pain... yt
02:59 Carter_Powers: Stretching out my arm... "come on Brett over here"
03:00 Batu_Khan: Seeing the Canadian reaching out trying to save his pathetic American partner... grabbing Brett by the ankles and flipping him over onto his chest... positioning his ankles under my armpits and locking on a BRUTAL Boston crab!... yt
03:01 Thorvald_Stromgarde: "Hey Carter why don't you go back to pole dancing you skinny-ass twink!"
03:02 Carter_Powers: "Why don't you tell your MOM to get off the pole! oh right... she's not doing it for the money but cause she's a sagging whore!"
03:03 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Crawling across the canvas as I see my partner calling out to me from our corner... then suddenly the Mongol GRABS my ankles and rolls me over... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH" screaming from the pain as he locks me in a Boston crab!... yt
03:03 IPW_Upper_Management: John: Boston Crab locked in... will he submit!
03:03 IPW_Upper_Management: Vanessa: I think it's too early in the match... Batu's just working Brett over some more
03:03 IPW_Upper_Management: Rog: Small man scream too loud... Rog no like... attract big sabre-tooth cat!
03:04 Batu_Khan: Grin as I listen to your pathetic screams in pain... bouncing on your back to hurt you some more...yt
03:04 Carter_Powers: "Had enough of this" I growl as I step through the ropes and CHARGE at Batu... nailing him in the back of the head with a BRUTAL lariat!... yt
03:05 Thorvald_Stromgarde: "You mother fucker!"
03:05 Batu_Khan: "GAAAH" grunt as the Canadian SLAMS into the back of my head with his arm... letting go of the Boston crab and dropping to one knee...yt
03:05 Carter_Powers: Tagging my partner, "you're good bro get some rest..." as I start to circle the Mongol...
03:06 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Groan and nod as Carter tags me, heaving my way to my corner and rolling under the bottom rope to get some rest ringside...
03:06 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: yt
03:06 Batu_Khan: Getting back up to face the Canadian... fingers wiggling waiting to lock up... yt
03:06 Thorvald_Stromgarde: Drop down from the apron, stalking across the ringside to torment the American some more...
03:07 IPW_Upper_Management: John: and it looks like we're going to get some ringside action here!
03:08 Carter_Powers: Seeing Batu getting in his wrestling stance I NAIL him HARD across the jaw with a right hook!... yt
03:08 Batu_Khan: "ugh!" i grunt as Carter's hook connects with my jaw, dropping down to one knee and SLAMMING my fist into his abs... yt
03:09 Thorvald_Stromgarde: CRAP! the announcer giving my plans away as I see the American leaning against the apron... no time to think I CHARGE at him aiming a clothesline across his head... yt
03:09 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I smirk as I hear John give away Thor's plans... DUCK under the clothesline... as the Norseman charges past me I SLAM my foot into the back of his leg...yt
03:10 Carter_Powers: "ooofff" grunting from the blow to my gut... grabbing Batu by his slick black hair and SLAMMING my knee into his jaw!... yt
03:10 IPW_Upper_Management: John: and UTTER chaos! we got fighting in the ring, fighting out of the ring... the crowd's on FIRE
03:10 IPW_Upper_Management: Rog: Ah! Fire burn! fire bad!
03:11 IPW_Upper_Management: Corey: (ok is Rog for real here?)
03:12 Batu_Khan: "AAAGGH" I grunt from the knee to my jaw... dropping onto my back from the blow, rubbing my chin with one hand... yt
03:12 Thorvald_Stromgarde: "OWF!" I grunt from the kick behind my leg, dropping to one knee... yt
03:13 Carter_Powers: Looking at my partner and nodding, suddenly RUSH towards Thor aiming a springboard missile dropkick off the top rope! yt
03:13 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Nodding at Carter with a smirk... RUSH at the corner and climb up to the top rope before SAILING from the top of the corner post aiming a senton to Batu's torso! yt
03:16 Thorvald_Stromgarde: I turn my face, wondering why Brett isn't continuing his assault on me... suddenly I see Carter's shoes SAILING through the air... getting bigger and bigger each split second as he SLAMS against my face with a missile dropkick... "GAAAAH" I grunt as I fall onto my side, dazed and dizzied from the blow... yt
03:17 Batu_Khan: Lying on my back, clutching my jaw... suddenly see Carter run off and wondering where he went... then suddenly I see Brett SAILING through the air and DROPPING his back across my torso with a BRUTAL senton! "UUUUGGGHHH" I groan as all the air gets knocked out of my lungs... yt
03:17 IPW_Upper_Management: John: and this is just... beautiful teamwork from First Class. They've come so far since their debut match against the Freedom Crushers
03:17 IPW_Upper_Management: Vanessa: Like I said John, these two have teamwork, chemistry, brotherhood... they train together, live together, and are perfectly in-sync... its as if they're twins!
03:18 IPW_Upper_Management: Rog: In my village, twins bad... very bad... always kill twins
03:18 IPW_Upper_Management: Corey: (ok I think someone needs to take Rog aside and explain to him what professionalism looks like)
03:18 IPW_Upper_Management: John: (Corey stop getting your knickers in a knot)
03:21 Carter_Powers: I grab Thor by his long, blond hair, rolling him back into the ring as I follow him... "keep him down" I tell Brett as I rush at Batu, getting on top of the big Mongolian and hooking his leg up for the 3-count...
03:21 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I nod at Carter and walk over to where Thor is lying... grabbing the top rope and STOMPING down against his throat PRESSING my foot down...
03:21 Carter_Powers: Ref counts 1!...
03:21 Carter_Powers: yt
03:22 Batu_Khan: Grrr feeling the much smaller and pale Canadian on top of him... no not going out THIS fast... ROAR as I kick out and flip him off me!
03:22 Thorvald_Stromgarde: Throat getting CRUSHED by the American stud... grunting and kicking my boots against the canvas, both hands against his ankle... yt
03:23 IPW_Upper_Management: John: and the quick pin attempt fails!
03:23 IPW_Upper_Management: Corey: too early in the match John, the Warband isn't going down THAT easily
03:23 Carter_Powers: "FUCK" I grunt as Batu kicks out, flipping me onto my back as I scramble back to my feet...
03:24 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Hearing my partner shout out... looking behind me to watch the big Mongol flip him like a rag doll... yt
03:24 Thorvald_Stromgarde: As Brett's distracted I PUSH hard on his ankle... pushing him back as he struggles to stand on one foot... slowly getting up and scowling at him...
03:25 Batu_Khan: As Carter's still on his knees trying to get back to his feet, I quickly roll back up... wrapping my arms around his waist and LIFTING him up, flipping him over into a BRUTAL powerslam... yt
03:25 IPW_Upper_Management: John: OH! and it looks like the tides turned against First Class again...
03:26 Carter_Powers: "aaww shiiit-" I manage to grunt out as you lift me up, suddenly flipping me and SLAMMING my back down on the canvas hard..."UUUUGGGHH" I groan, all the air rushing out of my body from the slam....
03:27 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I panic seeing my partner get manhandled by the Mongolian musclestud... suddenly feeling Thor PUSH back... hopping on one foot as he gets up scowling at me, I try to twist and SLAM my free foot into his face, dropping onto my side... yt
03:28 IPW_Upper_Management: John: Carter on the defensive here... but it looks like Thor's struggling to keep Brett down...
03:28 Thorvald_Stromgarde: "UUUGH" grunting from the kick to my face, letting go of your foot and dropping to one knee....
03:29 Batu_Khan: I glance over at Thor... no time to help him... besides I know he can manhandle the American if he wanted to... I STOMP down HARD on Carter's abs... pressing my boot down before STEPPING over him... yt
03:31 Carter_Powers: "AAAAAGGGGHHH" groaning from the pain of you CRUSHING my gut under your massive 226 lbs weight... shoes SLAMMING against the canvas with both hands on your boots before you literally STEP over me... "UUUUGGHH" I grunt, rolling onto my side and clutching my gut as the pressure finally comes off...
03:32 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Start sweating as I hear my partner screaming... trying to keep the MASSIVE Norwegian ex-sailor down, wrap my arm around his head and drop back, delivering a kneeling DDT and SLAMMING your head to the canvas... yt
03:32 Thorvald_Stromgarde: "UUUUGHHH" head SLAMS into the canvas from the DDT, dazed and trying to recollect myself...
03:33 Batu_Khan: Seeing my partner struggling to get back up, I SLAM a brutal soccer ball kick to Carter's head... before stepping over behind Brett and getting him in a rear waistlock, moving my arms up and hooking his arms into a full nelson... yt
03:34 Carter_Powers: "UUUUGH" soccer ball kick almost takes my head off, head snaps back as stars fly across my eyes... vision getting blurry as I clutch my head and roll around on the canvas...
03:34 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Getting back to my feet, about to end Thor before the Mongol suddenly comes up behind me, getting me in a rear waistlock before he locks on the full nelson... "uuugh" grunting as I twist around trying to escape... yt
03:36 IPW_Upper_Management: John: Full nelson applied will Brett submit?
03:36 IPW_Upper_Management: Corey: But remember John, Brett is NOT the legal man in the ring right now, this match doesn't end unless either Carter or Batu is pinned or submitted
03:37 Batu_Khan: SHAKING you around in the full nelson, my crotch grinding against the ass of your trunks as struggle to escape...
03:38 Thorvald_Stromgarde: Getting back up to my feet... seeing the cocky American fucker struggling in my partner's nelson... BAM I slam a MASSIVE fist into his gut... yt
03:38 Carter_Powers: Rolling over onto my knees... still dazed and in a LOT of pain, trying to crawl towards the ropes...
03:39 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: "OOOOFFF" punch lands into my gut, I failed to flex and I feel the full brunt of your strike knocking all the wind out of me...
03:39 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: yt
03:40 IPW_Upper_Management: John: situation is NOT looking good for First Class right now... Carter NEEDS to get his head back in the game if he's gonna save his partner
03:41 Thorvald_Stromgarde: Start working over the American boy, slamming fist after fist into his abs and pecs, trying to bruise his ribs...
03:41 Batu_Khan: See the Canadian trying to get up in the corner of my eye... nod at my partner as I let go of the full nelson...
03:42 Thorvald_Stromgarde: As soon as my partner lets go of Brett, I lock on my Norse Roar finisher... locking both hands to your pecs and LIFTING you up...yt
03:43 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: "AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH" SCREAMING from the pain of the double pec claw as you LIFT me off my feet by my pecs, hands against your wrist as I try weakly to pry them off me...
03:44 Carter_Powers: Hearing my partner scream as I reach the corner and lie against the turnbuckles, trying to get back to my feet before I see the Mongol approach me... suddenly roll over out of the ring to try and make some space... yt
03:44 Thorvald_Stromgarde: LIFTING the American up by his pecs before I DUMP him ringside... then follow my partner...
03:44 Batu_Khan: Rolling under the bottom rope to face the Canadian as he tries to run...
03:44 Thorvald_Stromgarde: Following Batu and flanking Carter from the other side... yt
03:45 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: "UGH!" dumped like a piece of garbage onto the cold, concrete ringside floor, dazed and barely breathing...
03:45 Carter_Powers: Suddenly seeing BOTH massive studs surrounding me... "oh shit" I think to myself as I try to run back into the ring...
03:45 Carter_Powers: yt
03:45 Batu_Khan: Grabbing hold of your wrist as you try to run away...
03:46 Thorvald_Stromgarde: With you in Batu's grasp I grab your other wrist, and look at my partner...
03:46 Batu_Khan: BAM a double Irish whip SLAMS your back against the crowd barricade...
03:46 Carter_Powers: Struggling to escape as you grab my wrists... "GAAAAH" I cry out as my back is SLAMMED into the barricade... yt
03:47 Thorvald_Stromgarde: Picking you up over my shoulder, stepping back into the ring...
03:47 IPW_Upper_Management: John: OUCH! and the barricades used to hurt Carter some more...
03:48 Batu_Khan: Following my partner into the ring...
03:48 Thorvald_Stromgarde: Rolling Carter over, hooking his arms with mine so our shoulders are pressed together...
03:48 Batu_Khan: Hooking the Canadian's legs over my shoulder...
03:49 Thorvald_Stromgarde: then grabbing him by the chin and YANKING his head back...
03:49 Batu_Khan: YANKING on his legs... yt
03:49 IPW_Upper_Management: John: OH and a BRUTAL double backbreaker!
03:49 IPW_Upper_Management: Corey: that's it for Carter... it's tap or injury now
03:50 IPW_Upper_Management: Rog: Injury bad... perjury also bad... need grand jury out for that one
03:50 IPW_Upper_Management: Vanessa: (wait how does he know those words)
03:50 Carter_Powers: "AAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH" screaming from the double backbreaker... "OH FUCK I GIVE I SUBMIT" I shout out...yt
03:50 Thorvald_Stromgarde: Both of us DROPPING the Canadian down on the canvas...
03:50 Batu_Khan: Raising our fists in victory...
03:51 IPW_Upper_Management: John: and your winner... by submission... is Thorvald Stromgarde and Batu Khan... the WARBAND OF WOOOOOEEEE!!!
03:51 IPW_Upper_Management: Corey: No surprise there, Warband had control of that match from the start
03:51 IPW_Upper_Management: John: Yes they did Corey yes they did...
03:51 IPW_Upper_Management: John: Anyways we'll be continuing on with the rest of the match card after this short commercial break
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Published: 2021-01-26, viewed 50 times.