International Pro Wrestling

04:32 Kid_Canada: Been put to fight some of the nastiest guys in the fed. That's not what I signed up for. I am supposed to get a shot at the best wrestlers, get some main title shots, get some better training, yet everytime, they have me out in the ring, with no proper introduction and basically fed to these crazy heels.
04:32 Kid_Canada: So I am in the GM office, asking for a real shot. "Give me a shot, and I will show you what I can really do in the ring!" yt
04:33 IPW_Upper_Management: Nasty? Ack you haven't seen nasty... all our wrestlers have to pay their dues...04:34 Kid_Canada: "I would say that, after that match with the Siberian, tmack, and the arsonist, who tried to burn me alive in the ring, I have paid my dues alright!
04:35 IPW_Upper_Management: *sitting back in my chair* so you think huh... so you think... well I'll tell you what, I'll make you an offer...
04:37 Kid_Canada: "I am listening..."
04:37 IPW_Upper_Management: See those big guys... they've shown me what they've got... they've gone up in the hardest of matches with the roughest and the toughest and all come out on top...
04:41 Kid_Canada: Feel someone walking up behind me, I didn't turn my head, even when I feel his big hand pressing on my shoulders, rubbing, massaging it, which makes my muscles tense, a bead of sweat rolling down the side of my face. "I can come out on top!" sounding tough, I reassure you, the GM.
04:44 IPW_Upper_Management: A cruel smile comes across my lips... "maybe you can... tell you what I'll give you a special deal for you... you know on Dimitry's first night? He did five matches and won all of them"
04:46 Kid_Canada: "yeah, I have heard about that..."
04:47 IPW_Upper_Management: "You show me what he's got... hell you don't even have to WIN... just don't run from your matches... maybe I'll give you a good shot!"
04:49 Kid_Canada: Whoever it is that is behind me and is gently massaging my tense shoulders, I do feel more relaxed. I look surprised when I hear you say that I don't have to win. "You mean, I just have to do the matches, don't even have to win? and you can give me fair shots if I argee to do that?"
04:50 IPW_Upper_Management: I shake my head... "Yep that's the deal as long as you manage to stay in the ring for all five matches and don't leave..."
04:51 Kid_Canada: "Oh I won't leave!" I look of determination on my face. A look of confidence!
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04:58 <IPW_Upper_Management> You are watching International Pro Wrestling LIVE! I'm your host, John McCall and tonight we've got a huge match-up!
04:58 <IPW_Upper_Management> (as John) I'm joined here by my co-host for tonight, please welcome, from British News Network, Nigel Winters!
04:59 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Nigel) Good to be here tonight John, an we've got a pretty big night ahead of us... management has announced that the newbie Kid Canada will be in a 5-match GAUNTLET!
05:00 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John) who knows what he did to piss off management that much, but either way let's get this match started!
05:02 <Kid_Canada> The GM has finally promised to give me a fair shot in this fed. But that will happen after tonight. The only thing I have to do is to last 5 matches in the ring, and after I've done that, I will be getting some fair match ups fighting in this fed.
05:02 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Nigel) and it looks like this Kid Canada is already in the ring tonight, got to tell you John, I'm surprised he showed up after being brutalized by the Siberian War Machine, T-Mack AND Justin Skyler!
05:03 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John) Yeah the kid's got balls, not brains but balls I'll give him that doesn't he?
05:03 <Kid_Canada> I am pumped and ready for tonight. I know it won't be tough but I am mentally and physically ready. Looking better than ever in my maple leaf trunks, red and white. White wristbands and ankle bands. Barefoot. I start to stretching as I get myself warmed up. I have no idea who they are sending out tonight, but I ain't leaving this ring until all five matches are done. Hell, I will even win all of them! yt
05:04 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Nigel) Looks like a lamb for slaughter...
05:04 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John) Nigel! Be nice or as they say in England... "please be gentlemanly"
05:06 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John) Anyways let's get ready for Canada's FIRST opponent... from Durban, South Africa... standing at 6'5" and weighing 280 lbs... he is the Lion of Africa and the Zulu Powerhouse... LORD SHAKAAAAA!!!!!!
05:07 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> Oh jeez...they brough SHAKA out first...Upper Management really wants this kid to start crying in the ring, huh?
05:08 <Lord_Shaka> I emerge from my side of the ring, wearing my signature black trunks with a Zulu shield imprinted on the front, black boots and kneepads, black armbands, and a MASSIVE spear-like knobkerrie club older my shoulder... I glare at the ring where my opponent is standing as I slowly strut down the ramp... bloodthirsty fans cheering on the African giant as I step through the ropes, dropping my weapon on the apron... yt
05:08 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Nigel) So is management just trying to have Canada slaughtered by putting Shaka in the ring first?
05:09 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John) no idea John but let's just see how things go, who knows maybe the Kid could surprise us!
05:09 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Nigel) Well the sun would set on the British Empire before THAT ever happens...
05:09 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John) Poor choice of words Nigel
05:11 <Kid_Canada> Why am I not surprised that they would send one of the biggest dude from the fed for me to face. But that's fine, I am ready for this. I have only seen this massive South African warrior the night that the Imperium emerges. I know little about this guy but no matter what his reputation may be like, no matter how big he is, I am determined to score a win against him. I see him slowly strutting down, before dropping his weapons down on the apron. "You wrestle with weapons?" I smile, getting to a stance facing him. yt
05:13 <Lord_Shaka> I glare at you as you taunt me... "a warrior is ALWAYS ready for a fight" I growl as the ref separates us and we lean into our corners, the ref pats me down first to make sure I'm clean... my eyes fixed on you as you lean against your corner... yt
05:16 <Kid_Canada> I head back to the corner, leaning against it, watching as the ref pats my opponent down. Then he comes back and start patting me down, checking my red and white trunks, patting down my hairy muscle legs. Not hiding anything. I wondered why he lets you just leave his weapons on the apron. Then when he nods, I get up and get to the center, bouncing on my feet, shaking my arms, starring into his eyes. yt
05:18 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Nigel) So have you ever asked the Kid why he's always going barefoot? I can smell the stench of his sweaty feet from here!
05:18 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John) I'm certain its because he sees himself as a "Canadian von Erich"
05:18 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Nigel) and here I just assumed he was too stupid to understand how shoes work...
05:20 <Lord_Shaka> My glare is so fierce it almost pierces through your skull as the ref pats you down... the bell rings and I step out of my corner, arms down as you come at me ready to lock up... yt
05:23 <Kid_Canada> The bell ringing. There is something unsettling about the the big man's glare. I get into a stance, as I see Shaka doing the same, challenging me for a lockup. "nice try!" I say, given that I am giving away almost 100 lbs, I am not gonna fall into this guy's trap. I run back towards the side of the ropes, bouncing off the ropes and leap up, my barefeet heading right towards the big man's chest. Looking to connect with a dropkick. yt
06:49 <Lord_Shaka> "Gh-" I grunt as you charge and your double dropkick SMACKS against my 65" in chest. I barely stagger backwards as you drop down on the canvas and look up at me, standing over you and smirking... yt
06:50 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John) Uh-oh looks like Kid Canada's trying to push against an immovable object...
06:50 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Nigel) Yes but Kid's far from being an unstoppable force...
06:50 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John) Quite stoppable really
06:52 <Kid_Canada> My barefeet landing smack against this big man's chest, as I land carefully on my back. Expecting him to at least stagger back, but I look up to only see him smirking. Fuck, this guy is built like a tank. Gotta think of something else. I push up my knees, then slam my shoulder towards his knees, wrapping my arms around the back of his knees as I try to take him down to the mat, try to make him fall. UGHHHHHHHHHH yt
06:52 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John) What's KC doing? Is he trying to give Shaka a hug?
06:53 <Lord_Shaka> I growl at you as you SLAM your shoulder at my knees, I stagger a bit but manage to stay standing. You wrap your arms around my knees trying to take me down, so I bend over and wrap my arms around your waist, FLIPPING you up and over me before SLAMMING you back down on the canvas... yt
06:56 <Kid_Canada> Flexing hard, using all my muscles, all my power to try and get this man down, UGHHHHHHHH gritting my teeth, the sweat of my feet making me slip a little but I continue to push hard, when suddenly, he wraps his big arms around my waist, flipping me up and my back slams hard into the canvas. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH the ring shaking underneath, my body bounces until I am on my side, UGHHHHHHHH hand reaching back to rub on my sore back, UGHHHHHHHHH yt
06:58 <Lord_Shaka> While you're still on your side, I reach down again, wrapping my arms around your muscular waist and LIFTING you up easily before TOSSING you aside and causing you to CRASH back down on the canvas... then I pick you up again and TOSS you around like a rag doll... yt
06:58 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John) Oh and Kid Canada's getting tossed around like a sack of potatoes!
07:00 <Kid_Canada> I feel his thick arms wrapping around my waist, UGHHHHHHH pulling me to my feet, lifting me off my feet before I get tossed to the other side of the ring, back landing hard. ARGHHHHHHHHHH I bridge up, hand reaching for my back again and see him slowly approaching. UGHHHHHHHHHH lifting off my feet, my feet kicking, but he tosses me to the other side now. ARGHHHHHHHHH pain exploding on my back, as I roll over to my stomach, moaning, massaging my sore back. Fuck, he's so fucking strong that my 180 lbs. body is like a lightweight. I try to drag myself towards the side of the ring before he can pick me up again. yt
07:04 <Lord_Shaka> I let you drag your body towards the corner of the ring... smirk as you're already exhausted in the first minute of the match... you slowly pull yourself up against the turnbuckles until you're seated... then I CHARGE at you aiming my BOOT straight at your face... yt
07:04 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John) Oh and that looked like it HAD to hurt!
07:04 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Nigel) Hurt John? Shaka almost took Kid's HEAD off!
07:06 <Kid_Canada> Trying to drag myself towards the corner now. Hand on my back. My body already glistening in sweat, leaving a trail behind. Slowly pulling myself against the post, rolling over, resting my back against it, when all of a sudden, your boot comes straight into my face. Crushing my head into the post, didn't even see that coming. When Shaka lifts his boot from my face, my eyes are rolled back, a couple of teeth loose, my head flopping on the turnbuckle, he's knocked me out cold! yt
07:07 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John) Oh and Kid's knocked out already! Does the stipulations of this gauntlet night mean he loses?
07:07 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Nigel) No John, GM only said he loses if he runs away, which he isn't going to now clearly!
07:08 <Lord_Shaka> I grab your hair and DRAG your limp body out of the corner, rolling you over and picking you up... squatting down and then my MASSIVE biceps curl to lift you before I stand up straight and PRESS you over my head, using you like a weight as I walk around the ring showing off your limp body... yt
07:10 <Kid_Canada> I am drooling, sweat dripping when Shaka pulls me out from the corner. Despite doing most of the (heavy) lifting himself, I am the one that's sweating hard, breathing weakly, unconscious when I get pressed straight up over his head. My arms and legs dangling, drool dripping, sweat dripping, looking done mere minutes into my first fight. yt
07:12 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John) Lord Shaka really showing off that power as he uses Kid Canada like a training weight!
07:12 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Nigel) John, the man is FLAUNTING his power over the Kid right now...
07:14 <Lord_Shaka> I PRESS you overhead one more time, roaring so loudly my voice echoes across the room before I DROP you over my shoulders getting you into a torture rack and PULLING your head and legs across my back... waiting for you to wake up and start SCREAMING... yt
07:16 <Kid_Canada> I start to come around, in shocking pain when I feel something hard hits my back. UGHHHHHHHHHH just then, I feel my body getting stretched, pain shooting up my spine, my eyes shooting wide as the pain jolts me awake, ARGHHHHHHHHHHH I start to scream when I feel the painful stretch. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH my arms start to flail ARGHHHHHHHHHH yt
07:17 <Lord_Shaka> I keep YANKING your head back hard in the torture rack before I JUMP on the ring a few times... then reposition you over my shoulder for a DEVASTATING over-the-shoulder backbreaker... trying to put more and more pain on your spine... yt
07:19 <Kid_Canada> ARGHHHHHHHHH I scream out loud, experiencing this incredible pain on my spine when he bounces on his feet, my screams echoing the entire arena. ARGHHHHHHHHHH "I GIVE! I GIVE!" I scream out as he repositions me, stretching me across his shoulder painfully. ARGHHHHHHHHH "FUCK I GIVE!" yt
07:21 <Lord_Shaka> I DROP you as I hear you shout your submission... before STOMPING down on your abs and PUSHING my boot in so deep it almost touches your spine... putting all 280 lbs against your abs... yt
07:21 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John) and the winner by submission is... LOOOORRRD SHAKAAAAAAAAAA
07:21 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Nigel) but it doesn't look like the Lion of Africa is done with his prey just yet...
07:23 <Kid_Canada> I get dropped to the canvas. UGHHHHHHHH moaning, hand on my back, arching up, when he stomps down hard on my abs. Burying my hand under my own body, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH I scream as my body jackknife up. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH feeling his crushing weight bearing down, my free hand start to pry on his boot, feet kicking. Sweating hard. yt
07:32 <Lord_Shaka> I let my boot off you, grabbing your jaw and SPITTING in your mouth... before I walk off to the side and grab my knobkerrie club... roll you over on your stomach and position the shaft of the weapon against your throat before PULLING your head back choking you with the club!... yt
07:32 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John) What's this? Is this illegal???
07:32 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Nigel) Not exactly illegal when the match has already ended John...
07:34 <Kid_Canada> UGHHHHHHH I pull my hand out from under my back. UGHHHHHHHH moaning, gasping when his boot is finally lifted off from my abs, but then his spit comes right into my mouth. I gasp and choke, trying to cough it out, but he comes back and roll me over, and start to choke me with that knobkerrie club. UGHHHHHHHHHHH my eyes fluttering, arms flailing, choking hard on that wad as my face turns red. yt
07:36 <Lord_Shaka> My knee right under your shoulder blades as I choke you with the weapon... grinning watching your face get redder and redder as all the air leaves your body and you struggle to breath... yt
07:38 <Kid_Canada> UGHHHHHHH my face getting bright red. Sweat dripping. And veins on my forehead popping. I look helplessly to outside the ring. Hand reaching out, trying to touch something. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH but my body goes limp, I am choked out by his club, finding myself unconscious yet again. yt
07:39 <Lord_Shaka> I dump you on the canvas as I leave the ring...
07:40 <Lord_Shaka> taking my knobkerrie with me over my shoulder
07:40 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John) Well we're done with Kid Canada's FIRST match of the night folks... and man was it a fast one
07:41 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Nigel) Kid Canada's in no shape to continue the fight, let alone four more. I think management should call it here
07:41 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John) Well that's not a call they're going to make! Kid Canada's the only one who can back out of this. And I don't think he's in any position to do so...
07:42 <Kid_Canada> I lay on the floor. Sweat soaked, breathing weakly, knocked out for the second him. Muscles glistening as my back nearly gets destroyed by the African Lion.
04:44 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John) Alright folks, now that we're done with our first match of the night it's time for our commercial break...
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Published: 2021-01-28, viewed 42 times.