International Pro Wrestling

00:19 IPW_Upper_Management: (Commercial): Closed captioning for this program brought to you by... the Umbrella Corporation... providing top-of-the-line medications since the last zombie outbreak...
00:19 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) alright folks we're back with International PRO WRESTLIIINGGG...
00:19 IPW_Upper_Management: (Nigel) Yes John, and Kid Canada's still lying in the ring after all his limbs got dismantled by the Twink Terror, Luke Taylor!
00:20 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) That's right Nigel, unfortunately he still has two more matches before the night is over...
00:21 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) Luckily for him however, his next opponent knows a thing or two about chiropractic
00:21 IPW_Upper_Management: yt
00:23 Kid_Canada: I am laying on my back, chest heaving up and down, drenched in sweat. UGHHHHHHHHHH moaning softly, not able to move my limbs as I worry about any permanent injury. Staring up into the ceiling, fading in and out, trying to keep myself form passing out from the intense pain that I am experience, reeling from the fight with the twink terror still. UGHHHHHHHHHH yt
00:25 IPW_Upper_Management: (John)... and his next opponent, from Fuzhou, People's Republic of China... standing at 6'3" and weighing 215 lbs... he is the Striking Dragon... LANCE LIIIIN!!!!
00:27 Lance_Lin: I emerge from my side of the ring... wearing a hooded jacket with the hood obscuring my face, black/red kung fu pants with asian dragons decorating the sleeves, black boots and handwraps... I pull off my hood as I walk down the ramp, shouting and high-fiving some of my fans as I get to the ring... rolling under the bottom rope and looking down at my opponent... unmoving with his limbs torn out of their sockets...yt
00:30 Kid_Canada: I listen to all the entrance fanfare for this guy, from the announcing team to the fans who are cheering. I try to lift my head, seeing this hooded figure walking down the ramp. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH moaning, as I let my head drop back to the mat. I am in no shape to continue the fights, my limbs are torn out of their sockets. I look up at this guy, saying, "I.. can't..." yt
00:31 Lance_Lin: I look down at you... "this isn't a fair fight..." I say... the announcers shrug at me... so I drop down to one knee, grabbing your leg with one arm... other hand on your waist feeling the joint... then POP I jam the joint back in place...
00:31 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) Ouch! and it looks like Lance is re-assembling what Luke just dis-assembled!
00:34 Kid_Canada: For a moment, I am happy that at least one person in this entire shitty organization is sensible. The Chinese fighter drops to one knee, grabbing my hairy leg with one arm and my waist with the other, painfully jams my joint back in place. The pain is incredible, as I scream through my lungs, eyes tearing up. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yt
00:36 IPW_Upper_Management: (Nigel) Let's not forget that Lance studied all sorts of things from his time at a monastery in China... from the martial arts to traditional medicine...
00:36 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) Yeah and not only is he one of IPW's greatest stars... he doubles as a traveling medic!
00:37 Lance_Lin: "Come on white boy... three more limbs to go..." I say as I drop your leg and pick up your other leg... holding it with my arm, feeling your waist before I POP it into place as well!
00:39 Kid_Canada: I am still in a world of pain when he grabs my other sweat soaked, hairy legs and my waist, holding it in place, feeling it, before he jams it back in again. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH fuck! my screams heard through the arena, the act of popping them back in hurts just as much, if not more than when the kid popped them out. yt
00:40 Lance_Lin: "Come on Kid... we're almost there" I say as I move on to your right arm... holding it with one hand as my other hand pushes down on the extreme tip of your pec... then POP jamming your arm back into place.... yt
00:42 Kid_Canada: He then grabs my right arm. Tears are streaming down the side of my face from the extreme pain. I look at his face, seeing how focused he is, as he jams my right arm back into place. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH my feet start to kick feeling the sharp pain, showing some sign of life again. yt
00:43 Lance_Lin: "Alright Canada, one last arm to go" I say as I walk over to your left arm... one hand on your chest before I POP it back int place... "there we go that didn't hurt TOO much did it?"... yt
00:44 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) Nigel you think Kid's going to be back in fighting shape now that his limbs are back in place?
00:44 IPW_Upper_Management: (Nigel) John that's like asking if a broken car is going to work just because you replaced the tires
00:45 Kid_Canada: I try moving my right arm, and fuck, despite the soreness of it, I can actually move my arm again. UGHHHHHHHHHH I grit my teeth, bracing for the last pop as he grabs my left arm and pec, UGHHHHHHHH... trying to brace for it but still hurts like hell when he pops it back in. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH I roll over, clutching my arms. Eyes blinking, trying to get a feel of my limbs again. yt
00:46 Lance_Lin: I grab you by the wrist and pull you back to your feet... backing up into my corner, jumping on the balls of my feet and shadowboxing in your direction... "c'mon Kid give it a fight!" yt
00:47 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) Quite an impressive show of sportsmanship from Lance
00:47 IPW_Upper_Management: (Nigel) Yeah but Kid's gotta watch out, they don't call Lance the Dragon for nothing
00:50 Kid_Canada: ARGHHHHHHH grunting loudly as he grabs my wrist to pull me to my feet. Everything is hurting but at least I can feel something. UGHHHHHHHHHH getting backed to my corner, as I lean against it, arms over the ropes, trying to catch my breath, as I see him bouncing on his feet, shadowboxing. I make a fist, fuck, still hurts with my fingers messed up from before, but I try to get into a stance, fighting through the pain as I try to send a right hook towards his face. yt
00:51 Lance_Lin: We advance towards each other... circling in the middle of the ring... you send a hook at my face but it's slow and lazy... I duck under it faster than you can blink and SLAM into your navel with an uppercut... yt
00:51 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) and Lance's amazing speed coming into play here...
00:52 Kid_Canada: You dodged my right hook, and I am immediately being greeted by a huge uppercut to my navel. ARGHHHHHHHHHHH I double up in pain, eyes bulging, sweat and spit splashing onto this guy. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH yt
00:53 Lance_Lin: Wiping your spit off my chest... "cmon Kid fight back" I taunt before throwing a light right jab at your face, followed by a light left jab... slowly pushing you into the corner... yt
00:55 Kid_Canada: He is fast, taunting me to fight back as I try to get back to a stance, but he toss a painful jab to my face, first with his right, UGHHHHHHHH then with his left fist, UGHHHHHHH my head snapping from one side to the other, I stagger back towards the corner, trying to shove him away extending my right arm to his chest. yt
00:57 Lance_Lin: Your arm hits my chest lightly... I don't even grunt as I RUSH at you sending a right and a left hook at your face... then a BRUTAL spinning heel kick RIGHT at your sternum that SHOVES you against the ring corner... yt
01:00 Kid_Canada: My moves looking awfully slow compared to this guy, and he's really packing something behind these punches. UGHHHHHHHH my head snaps left, and then right, UGHHHHHHHHH I am stunned, as his foot slams right into my sternum, my entire body crashing back to the corner. UGHHHHHHHHHH my arms over the top ropes but the rest of my body begins to sag. Drool leaking from my lips, seeing double, I try to shake my head, to shake off the cobweb while I heave painfully, hanging there. yt
01:03 IPW_Upper_Management: (Nigel) and Kid Canada trapped and cornered like a rat...
01:03 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) except unlike most rats he doesn't even have any bite in him
01:04 Lance_Lin: With you trapped in the corner, I start working on your body... right after left after right SLAMMING into your sides and obliques and ribs... firing uppercuts and jabs into your abs... working each ab muscle meticulously, one by one, hearing your grunts in pain as I keep slamming my knuckles against your body... yt
01:08 Kid_Canada: UGHHHHHHHHHH still reeling from the pain from that brutal kick, when he starts punching my sides. UGHHHHHHH... UGHHHHHHH... I grunt painfully in pain as sweat bounces off my body, ARGHHHHHHH... they come fast and t hey come hard. ARGHHHHHHHH hearing some sickening sound on my ribs, before he starts working on my abs. UGHHHHHHHH...UGHHHHHHHH... sweat and spits bouncing off.... fuck... old injuries from my abs coming back, as he keeps pounding them, UGHHHHHHHHH one by one, UGHHHHHHH fuck... fuck... UGHHHHHHHH... yt
01:11 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) Lance just getting his daily workout in
01:12 IPW_Upper_Management: (Nigel) they say he does 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run... looks like he's adding 100 minutes of boxing to his workout too
01:13 Lance_Lin: BAM a right hook into your abs... BAM a left hook... BAM another right hook... working over your six-pack abs... you're too exhausted to flex your abs and protect yourself from my assault... grab your shoulders and BAM a knee right into your navel... followed by an uppercut right under your ribs... yt
01:16 Kid_Canada: UGHHHHHHHH... UGHHHHHHHH... fuck... feels like his fist is digging into my internal organs with each punch... UGHHHHHHHH I try to flex my abs at first, but he is relentless, breaking down my abs and turning them soft. UGHHHHHHHHH my body starts to sag but his fists and knees are keeping up up right, UGHHHHHHHHHH "no..." ARGHHHHHHHHH... yt
01:17 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) Kid Canada... he's going to be puking out blood for weeks
01:17 IPW_Upper_Management: (Nigel) John, I think he's going to be puking out his internal organs
01:22 Lance_Lin: My arms hook under your arm pits... BAM BAM BAM three knees right into your abs... pulling you out of the corner and lifting you up by the pits and SLAMMING you down on the canvas... yt
01:23 Kid_Canada: His arms under my hairy, sweaty pits, ARGHHHHHHHHHHH my spits all over his chest when he rams his knees into my abs. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH before he pulls me out and smash my back onto the canvas. UGHHHHHHHHHHH My abs look completely destroyed, softened, mushed, my face contorting in pain as I lay there, moaning, hand trying to reach to tend to my hurting abs. yt
01:25 Lance_Lin: Climb on top of you... my butt against your face and knees pinning your arms to the ground... start SLAMMING my fists into your pecs and abs... over and over again, driving all the air out of your body... each time you try to inhale you breath in a load of my sweaty ass musk... yt
01:29 Kid_Canada: As I lay there, moaning, breathing heavily, he rests his ass on my face, with his knees pinning my arms. HMMMMMMM my screams muffled by his sweaty ass as he starts to pound on my abs and pecs. HMMMMMMM HMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMM I try to breath, but gasping, only to breath into his sweaty ass. HMMMMMMMMMM air rushing out from my body, my legs flopping from each hit, getting lightheaded from the lack of air. My moans getting softer and softer with each subsequent hit. yt
01:32 Lance_Lin: Get up off you... grabbing a fistful of your hair and pulling you to your feet, standing you up... you wobble a bit, dazed and hurting but manage to stay standing... holding my hands out in a square in front of me, setting you up before CHARGING at you and SLAMMING a bicycle kick into your face! yt
01:33 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) OOF.. and the Tiger Pounce connects!
01:33 IPW_Upper_Management: (Nigel) Lance's finisher is able to take out MOST men
01:36 Kid_Canada: I let out a loud gasp, trying to take in some air when he grabs me by the hair, standing me up. UGHHHHHHHHHHH my knees are still weak, hopping, wobbly, but I try to stand on my own. UGHHHHHHHH sweat dripping, I look up and see him holding his hands out in a square, as if he's framing my face. Then, all of a sudden, he charges me and smashes his foot right to my face. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH my body flips and rotate in the air, before I come crashing down, face first, knocked out cold. Body twitching on the mat, mouth hanging, drooling, eyes rolled back. yt
01:37 Lance_Lin: I drop down, my back on top of you... ref starts counting... 1!... 2!... 3!...
01:37 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) and the winner... (surprise surprise)... is Lance Lin!
01:38 Lance_Lin: yt
01:39 Kid_Canada: He lays on my back, as my body just twitches, some faint signs of life from my knocked out body. A long and easy 3 count and I lost my 4th match in a row. yt
01:45 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) well that's all folks, for the FOURTH fall of the night Kid Canada takes another loss
01:45 IPW_Upper_Management: (Nigel) What's his current win-loss ratio... 0/2012?
01:45 Lance_Lin: Get off you as I raise one fist in front of the cheering crowd... rolling under the bottom ropes and out of the ring...
01:46 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) I don't know Nigel, but Kid still has ONE more match to end the night off
01:46 IPW_Upper_Management: (John) and we'll be back after this commercial break
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Published: 2021-01-31, viewed 50 times.