International Pro Wrestling

The tag team known as “Muscle Mountain” has a combined IQ of 11.
Dimitry Dragonov is no longer allowed to visit the American Museum of Natural history. Apparently, he “made the dinosaurs look small”.
Even if Brett Matthew Langdon was actively cheating on his girlfriend, Brandie Alexander, she has more side boys than he has side chicks.
Lance Lin is a vegan. He’s the only one who avoids telling people about his lifestyle.
Prince Amin al-Shammar would have it be known that he won’t be providing “feet pics” to anyone who can’t prove they’re of noble blood.
Luke Taylor affirms that being gay is, in fact, his lifestyle choice. He also affirms that you’re a moron.
"The Texas Wrangler" Harlan Myers actually voted Democrat.
Despite being identified as a bear, Karim Sabilah has never actually wrestled a bear in his life… Apparently that’s illegal according to the UN.
Vulkan Azlan is allergic to rap music. It’s not personal.
Darren Kearney actually prefers bourbon to whiskey. As a result, his Irish citizenship is under review.
Marcus Steele is in fact the living reincarnation of King George III of the House of Hanover, by the Grace of God, King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, and of her other Realms and Territories as King, Head of the Church of England, Defender of the Faith, Prince-Elector of Brunswick-Luneburg…
Sarah Langdon has starred in several Hollywood blockbusters. She was “bystander #3” in Jurassic Park 10 and “party girl #4” in Mean Boys.
If you have to ask where exactly HELIUS’ family is from, you’ve asked one question too many.
Mathis Girard doesn’t actually say “tabernac” that much.
Drew McIntyre hasn’t realized that he’s an IPW employee yet.
Angelo Diaz de Luca’s grandfather has a weird obsession with the Wolfenstein game series.
Dustin Slavek doesn’t actually approve of drinking. If you ask him he simply shouts “kurwa mac” and breaks your nose.
Hua Lu claims descent from the Classical warlord Cao Cao. We asked ancestry.com about this but apparently birth records are hazy when you go back to the 3rd century.
Ethan Roth makes a mean Moscow Mule. So mean it knocks you out after the first sip.
Megaton does not actually weigh a megaton of TNT. On the other hand, he can in fact, squat a megaton of TNT.
Noah Cruz has never been on a cruise ship before.
No, Ariel Vasquez has never seen “West Side Story”. No, she does not plan to.
Interestingly enough, Carter Powers can’t name more than five Calgary Flames players.
Angel Rodriguez still moonlights as a dancer. His “VIP” package (which costs $1200) has him moonsaulting on a client.
I know the secrets of Charlotte Renard’s past. She’s actually a- MMFFHGHGMANGMGHAH

Published: 2021-03-20, viewed 29 times.