International Pro Wrestling

01:14 <Carter_Powers> I've been watching the match from the back, cringing since I still remember my beat-down at the hands of Marcus. But it was sweet watching that little Egyptian bitch get his ass handed to him... after Marcus leaves the ring I decide to have a little fun...
01:24 <Carter_Powers> I climb into the ring, "hey there bud" I say grabbing a mic and a stool, seating myself on it so we're face to face, smirking at you, "having a little issue with some blue balls?"
01:25 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John): what's this? It looks like we have a guest showing up for a "talk" it seems...
01:27 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> My gear still covering my eyes as I barely manage to get to my knees and hear...a familiar douchebag-y voice...oh no, not him. Seeing the Canadian fucker face to face with me through my gear as he taunts me after my humiliating defeat. "What do you want, fuck boy?" I say as the crowd cheers him on.
01:27 <Carter_Powers> I plant a hand on your hair, "just wanted to see how you're doing buddy. I heard you got whacked pretty bad by a British freight train" I say before I suddenly tighten my grip and TWIST your hair a little.
01:28 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> Grabbing me by the hair as he taunts me for losing to Marcus..."Hey fuck you...you lost to him too!" I scream as you twist my hair ....
01:30 <Carter_Powers> I hear you mention my own loss to Marcus, "listen here you little shit" I growl as I drag your face into mine, "you're just a bitch... and you know what? I thought I'd be nice and extend a peace offer here... but seeing as you're still a cunt" I growl as I grab your speedos, removing it from your head and YANKING it hard, wedgie'ing you and feeling the fabric stretch.
01:33 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> Hearing the douchebag get angry as I bring up his humiliating loss just after he brought up mine. He gets all up into my face before ripping off my atomic wedgie and GRINDING it into my ass some more!!! YELPING out as the crowd gets another good laugh..."A peace offering? I'm still above you on the food chain, jobber champion!" I say getting all up in your face as well.
01:37 <Carter_Powers> my pale face grows as red as my hair as I hear you taunt me over my current position as jobber champ, "and you're just a little bitch that WANTS to get spanked!" I growl as the crowd laughs at both of us, me pulling your speedos so hard that the strings of the fabric starts breaking... before I SPANK your exposed butt hard...
01:40 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> The Canadian fucker makes the crowd pop as he accuses me of ENJOYING my jobber status...just as I'm about to clock him in the face...he starts PULLING my speedos so hard...that I hear the fabric RIPPING...hanging on by a shred until my flag speedos get torn off, exposing my matching Egyptian flag thong!...and just to make it worse he SPANKS my ass hard making me moan.
01:50 <Carter_Powers> The speedos get torn off completely, dropping you in a heap on the canvas, "Yuck... the fabric's almost as weak as YOU are!" I taunt as I mash the speedos in your face, forcing you to sniff the stench of your own musk.
01:52 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> Getting completely stripped by my rival as I drop onto the canvas...my flag ripped and shoved into my face, forcing me to smell my own ass...completely humiliated both during the match and in the post match...the crowd going wild with laughter as I try to cover up my junk...
01:52 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> Seeing the Canadian hockey douche humiliating my partner...I may have failed him once but I won't fail him again! I run into the ring, my back and legs still aching after the Imperium beatdown...and go for a huge clothesline towards Carter!
01:57 <Carter_Powers> I'm distracted humiliating the Egyptian bitch, but I hear some lumbering sounds coming out from behind me. I smash Ahmed into the canvas, turning around to see Alexi lumbering towards me, "no chance bitch" I taunt as he tries to aim a clothesline, I dodge by sidestepping, grabbing his wrist and pulling him towards me before NAILING him with a MASSIVE bitch slap across the face.
01:58 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> The crowd POPPING loud as they see the Canadian dodge my clothesline and SLAP me hard across the face...the spit flying out of my mouth as I lose balance...
02:01 <Carter_Powers> Both of you laid out on the ground, I grab your hair and drag you both into seated positions, so your sitting with your backs against each other, "aww so cute" I taunt as I take out my phone and snap a quick picture of it.
02:02 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> The Canadian fucker dominating Alexi as he sits us both up and takes photos of us together...me still cupping my balls as I rest my head against Alexi's!
02:05 <Carter_Powers> I grab Alexi by the hair again, dragging him up and lying Ahmed out on his back with Alexi on top of him, "now kiss" I taunt forcing your lips together before taking a few selfies with the lovebirds.
02:06 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> My Canadian hockey rival drags me up and smashes me down onto Ahmed...with my face meeting his as he forces our lips together to force us to kiss!!! Taking photos of our humiliation as the fans go wild...
02:08 <Carter_Powers> "Dude you guys are already getting sooooo many likes on Instagram!" I laugh, as I grab Alexi's hair and GRIND his face into Ahmed, "this is definitely going on Tiktok" I taunt. I peel Alexi off Ahmed again, this time stripping him as well so both men are dressed in their flag thongs as I dump Alexi on top of Ahmed in a 69 position, "aww... raunchy... I like it!"
02:10 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> The douchey Canadian going further than he ever has before as he GRINDS my partner's face into mine...posting it on his Instagram and his Tiktok...just let my humiliation end!!! I finally see Carter letting up...or so I thought, until he picks up Alexi, stripping off his Russian flag speedos...and 69s him down on my face!!! The crowd going wild as we grind into each other...this is rock bottom.
00:05 <Carter_Powers> I take a seat on the stool again, grabbing a mic, "you know what Ahmed... I'm in a good mood today... and when I'm in a good mood I like to give the betas a choice... You want to prove you're not a jobber? Fine, I challenge you to the IPW Jobber Championship.... you win? Fine, I'll admit that you're not a jobber... I win? well... you put on that belt, and wear it with pride!" I walk off to the side, coming back with a pink tank top that says "Kiss the Jobber" as I continue, "Oh, and I think you should accessorize with this!
00:07 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> The crowd going wild for the cocky Canadian fucker as he ups the stakes further. Forcing me to prove that I'm not a jobber after my humiliating title loss defeat the Marcus Steele. "Well...I could never..." but I hear the crowd booing me and making chicken clucking noises...getting red-faced with anger..."WELL...I could NEVER imagine losing the man who's held that jobber belt for so long...it seems like it's yours to keep." as the crowd starts cheering. "You're on. And you'll be the one wearing that shirt!" I scream.
00:10 <Carter_Powers> I give a wide grin, "you're on!" I say... "I'm going to make you scream out your submission so hard that we'll be getting noise complaints from the International Space Station!" as I get up, pumping my fist to the crowd before flexing a bicep.
00:12 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> Seeing the cocky Canadian grin...so confident that he's gonna wipe the floor the with me. No way am I losing tonight! "If only your muscles were as big as your ego...oh wait, you wouldn't be able to move your arms." I say smirking at you as I flex mine at the crowd as well. They're all ready for an Ahmed Redemption Arc! Waiting for the bell...
00:15 <Brett_Striker> I was just waiting for this match to start, standing at ringside with my Captain America-style speedos and matching boots and knee-pads. Carter steps out of the ring as I turn to him, "you got this in the bag bro" I say as I flash him a wide grin, "take that cocky brown jobber and send him packing on camelback! If that Russian asshole tries anything, I got your back bro!"
00:16 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> Standing on the sidelines as well..."No way are you going to lose to that ridiculous Canadian monkey boy! You will make us proud!" I scream at my partner as I eye the American standing on the other side of the ring. I mouth at him: "I'm watching you."
00:18 <Brett_Striker> I grin at Alexi, his icy-cold stare meeting mine. I flip a middle finger at him as my partner climbs back in the ring...
00:19 <Carter_Powers> I climb back into the ring, taking off my shirt, dressed in my maple leaf trunks, with my red knee-pads and boots... I smile at my opponents, "fuck you, fuck your sister" I taunt him, loud enough for him to hear but not loud enough for anyone else...
00:20 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Voice of IPW announcer John McCall): This match... is for one fall! And it is for the IPW Jobber Championship! First opponent to score a pinfall or a submission victory wins! *as the ref holds up the Jobber Belt for the crowd to see*
00:21 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Voice of IPW announcer Corey Nakamura): Well the IPW World Champ, excuse me, the *former* champ, has already suffered one major beating tonight, it seems pretty unfair to pit him against another opponent so quickly!
00:22 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Voice of IPW announcer Vanessa Leone): You know Ahmed the Dominator is a really short-tempered and hot-headed person, but it seems that may not be serving him well tonight!
00:23 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John): [what do you mean you're out of decaf? What is this? a shitty McDonalds in Fort-] aaaand that's right folks, but he's eager to prove himself tonight! [wait who are we talking about?]
00:23 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> Staring at my opponent...standing tall, but still just an inch shorter than him, wearing my Egyptian flag thong with black boots. The hockey fuckboy mumbles something obscene at me..."Grrrr...I'm gonna fuck YOUR sister, bitch!" I say as I hear the bell ring...and I circle my prey. Not even a bit tired from that first match, just pumped full of testosterone and aching for revenge. I rush towards the Canadian going straight for the lockup!
00:27 <Carter_Powers> I smirk seeing that brown face turn red out of anger, "and fuck your dad too! I know I did" I taunt as you CHARGE at me, before I sidestep you and SLAM a quick heel kick into your ankle, watching as you get even more pissed as you turn around to see me laughing right in your face...
00:29 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> Charging at you like a raging bull before you dodge it quickly and HEEL me hard in the ankle...I fall to my knee as you start cackling right in my face. "Grrrrr...my dad was a WAR HERO!!!" I say as I start slamming closed-fisted gut punches into you!!! BAM BAM BAM BAM...
00:30 <Carter_Powers> You start slamming a few punches into my gut, "uf! oof! uuuff!" i grunt, but I was prepared for your attack, "oh yeah?" I grunt as I SLAM a knee into your nose, "how many children did he kill? or did he get disarmed by a couple girl scouts?"
00:31 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John): Carter is working hard on just pissing off his opponents!
00:31 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Corey): unfortunately, it's what they always say, 'sticks and stones can break your bones'
00:31 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Vanessa): but words cause permanent trauma?
00:34 <Brett_Striker> "Hey Alexi... how many Cold Wars have you guys won?" I taunt as I flex both biceps at you...
00:34 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> "Grrrr....who put the first man into space??? Not you, stupid Americans!!!" I say as I flex right back you...
00:35 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> Your knee SLAMMMS hard into my nose...sending me backwards as spit flies outta my mouth. Dazed already...but no way am I walking home with that jobber belt. I lunge at you and start grabbing at your ankles...but I've gotta distract you if I'm gonna take you down..."He was the military leader when...when Egypt conquered Canada back in 1967!" I say as I try to take you down to the mat!
00:38 <Carter_Powers> I turn my back to you, pumping the crowd as you taunt me back... I stop for a moment as my brain, normally used for calculating fantasy hockey stats and the price of cheap beers, tries to figure out what the hell you're talking about... "the what?" I say with a blank expression before you manage to pull at my ankle, "WHOA!" I grunt as I fall on my ass...
00:38 <Brett_Striker> "So did E.T... you ruskies should honor him with being the first man in space!"
00:41 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> "His name was Yuri Alekseyevich Gagarin and he was a hero! He was a twink but he was a HERO!!"
00:42 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> Finally taking the cocky Canadian down a beg as he falls flat on his ass...I can still his tiny little brain chugging away. I grab your ankles up and put them in a V position as I spread your legs apart..."Yeah! The Egyptian invasion of Canada...it went a little something like this!" I say before I leap up...and LEG DROP your nuts!
00:43 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Vanessa): OUCH! in my former line of business we call THAT a "concentrated bombing campaign!"
00:43 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John): Vanessa what *is* your former line of business
00:44 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Vanessa): It's called nunya
00:45 <Carter_Powers> I still have no idea what you're talking about, all I know about history and invasions was a few things in Germany, but suddenly he comes down on me and SMASHES into my nuts with a BRUTAL leg drop, "AAAARRRGHHHHH!" I scream as I clutch my nuts in pain...
00:47 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> I see you rolling around on the mat, clutching your nuts as you scream..."Guess you should have worn a cup!" I say as I see you on your stomach. I DROP my knee hard into your spine to pin you down...grabbing your head up by fishooking my fingers into your mouth!
00:48 <Brett_Striker> I instinctively cringe as I watch my partner get his nuts crushed by the cocky Egyptian fucker, before he pins him down and fishooks his mouth... "come on Carter! Get that caveman off you!"
00:49 <Carter_Powers> "uugh..." moaning as my face is grinding against the canvas, you drop your knee on my spine, pinning me down as I try to kick my way out of this situation, before you grab my head, pulling it back, fishooking your smelly fingers into my mouth, "AARGHHH! AAARGHHH!" groaning as I kick and try to elbow my way free...
00:49 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John): Ahmed doing some classic fishing along the Nile River!
00:49 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Corey): Well that particular river is pretty pale this season...
00:52 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> Your elbows flying backwards as your legs kick up and down...putting on a good show for the crowd as they cheer. Just as you're about to slug me...I wrench your head back...then SLINGSHOT your face down into the mat! Still on top of you, flexing these big brown muscles.
00:53 <Carter_Powers> Flailing desperately to try to strike you, before you send my face CRASHING into the canvas with a slingshot, "AAWFF!" I grunt as my face makes contact.... your body pushing mine down, as you flex for the crowd I shoot back and grab at your nipple, TWISTING it hard...
00:56 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> Smiling proudly at the screaming crowd...almost positive the cocky Canadian would stay down after I just re-arranged his face...but then I feel his arm GRAB my chest. He latches onto my nipple...and TWISTTSSS it hard!!! I scream, trying to pry it off but that just makes it worse!!! "NOT A PURPLE NURPLE!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" I scream...
00:58 <Carter_Powers> My face is red from a mix of bruising and anger, and you could see the outline of my face on the canvas formed out of sweat where I had my face bashed against it, I TWIST your nipple harder, using it as a lever to twist you off me before I climb on top of you, my free had launching a flurry of punches into your nose, "how do you like it now, punk!" I taunt...
00:59 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John): Carter going from metaphorically pushing Ahmed's buttons, to quite literally doing it!
00:59 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Corey): Well no one talk about how much Ahmed's "got his knickers in a knot" cause that could lead to some problems for him in the near future!
01:01 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> You TWIST my nipple to its max as you finally get on top of me...my eyes widening as I see you make a fist...then proceed to SMASH that fist into my face over and over again. Desperately trying to cover my face to avoid the brutal blows...seeing Alexi wince in the corner with every shot! I raise my fist and try to sneak a quick SUCKER PUNCH between your blows!
01:02 <Carter_Powers> You start trying to fight back, so I release your nipple, standing up over you as you struggle to your feet before I deliver a MASSIVE soccer ball kick into your ribs, "not my usual sport... but it works!" I taunt as you roll over from the impact of the blow...
01:03 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> My punch misses you completely as you stand up and brutally PUNNTTT my ribs hard...gasping for air as I roll onto my stomach...pounding the mat in pain...no way am I actually going to lose to this fuckboy! Trying to get to my knees but it feels like you just broke one of my ribs!
01:05 <Brett_Striker> I smirk, thinking I almost heard a crack after that kick... knowing I chose the right partner seeing the raw beauty of his form as he delivers those soccer ball kicks, "Hey Alexi... next time you should choose a better partner... you know, maybe like a rabbit, or a windshield wiper!"
01:07 <Carter_Powers> I strut around the ring as you're lying there, groaning and writhing in pain, pumping up the cheering crowd again before I turn back to you... I STOMP down on your back, grabbing a fistful of your hair as your body rebounds from the shock of the blow, before slipping my hands under your chin, locking you in a BRUTAL camel clutch...
01:07 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John): Carter going for his usual Egyptian camel rides!
01:07 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Vanessa): except this time he doesn't need to pay a cent!
01:07 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> The cocky American still scream at me as I see Ahmed getting not only punted in the abs but now...grrr...locked in his own signature move! "Hey, American inbred, didn't we BEAT you two last time we met?" I scream as I flex.
01:09 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> Alexi holding up in the trash talking department...grrrr if I could only get my hands on that American jackass. Just as I'm about to crawl away...you STOMMMPP my back hard and as I recoil upwards and you grab my hair. I feel your hands under my chin...I shake my head no...not my signature move!!! You WRENCH my back hard in the brutal camel clutch!
01:10 <Carter_Powers> I laugh as I rub my ass over your back, the maple leaf leaving a trail of sweat across your glistening shivering muscles, "you like this? Huh?" I taunt, getting up in your face with my head hanging over yours... "this is what a taste of your own medicine feels like!" I growl before I inch my fingers towards your mouth, FISHHOOKING your mouth...
01:11 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Vanessa): now it's Carter's turn to go on a fishing trip!
01:11 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Corey): nothing wrong with letting the kid get some R&R is there?
01:12 <Brett_Striker> "that was a fucking fluke!" I shout, hearing the sounds of Ahmed's squealing from the side, "next time you're going to be the one screaming 'I submit sir' like a bitch!"
01:12 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> Getting absolutely bodied by the big Canadian as my ass clenches from the pain of the camel clutch! My body covered in your sweat until..."NO...NOT THE FISHHOOKS!" I scream as I shake my head from the humiliation...desperately trying to buck you off as you get some brutal payback on me...
01:14 <Carter_Powers> "Yes.... YES THE FISHHOOKS!" I reply, a mixture of taunt and laugh, making you SCREAM from the pain... the ref asking if you submit, "come on... let him enjoy the moment!" I tell the ref, before I pull my fingers out of your mouth and gag you with a hand to keep you from submitting...
01:15 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> SCREAMING loud as you not only ride me like a camel but also dominate my back...you finally pull the fishhooks out of my mouth. "ONCE I GET OUT OF THIS...I'M GONNA GET YOU DOWN ON ALL FOURS AND I'M GONN-AAG ARGHARHGA" your hand gagging me as my arms and legs flail...
01:16 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John): Carter cracking down on Ahmed's freedom of speech!
01:16 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Corey): bah, nothing he isn't used to really
01:16 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John): the being muffled part or the being submitted part?
01:16 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Corey): Yes
01:18 <Carter_Powers> "You're going to what? Huh? HUH?" I taunt, before finally releasing the camel clutch and dumping you on the canvas, I turn to my partner, half facing the crowd behind him as I plant a boot between your shoulders... "this guy..." I say as I shake my head...
01:19 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> Grrrrrrr...red-faced seeing the Canadian hockey star stomping all over my partner..."GET YOUR BOOT OFF OF MY PARTNER...AND AHMED, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!" I scream.
01:22 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> My mouth drooping open as I gasp for air after that humiliating camel clutch...I quickly close it hearing Alexi's order. Your foot stomped down right between my shoulders as I try to push my way up. Still crushed by your might but I start getting the energy to push myself up to my knees!
01:25 <Carter_Powers> I'm too busy with the showing off, somehow you find a burst of energy and manage to SHOVE yourself out from under me, "whoa!" I stagger back, staying on my feet as you get up and turn to face me, "hey buddy... I thought you were a lot more down to earth!" I taunt, waiting for your next move...
01:26 <Brett_Stryker> "I can't believe it!" I say, turning to the crowd, "Alexi's LARPing as Ahmed's cheerleader! All he needs is a slutty tank top and a pair of pom-poms... my sister can help you with the ponytail too!"
01:28 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> Grrrr...I'm going to rip this American bastard's head off..."I'm sure if my KGB buddies dig hard enough they can find a picture of YOU in a miniskirt and a little American flag bikini, fuck boy!"
01:29 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> Finally up to my feet...we both know I can outsmart this Canadian hockey dunce! I rush in towards you going for a lockup...but then fake it and reverse into a rear waist lock! Grinding my Egyptian package into your ass as brace myself, spread my legs, and try to launch you back with a German suplex!
01:31 <Brett_Stryker> I grin, adjusting my formidable package locked away behind my stars & stripes, "come on little cheerleader, you know what a REAL man looks like, even if you put me in a miniskirt I'm still 50% more MAN than you are!"
01:33 <Carter_Powers> As you rush at me, I swing a right at you trying to hit your jaw with a right hook, but you duck under my arm and slip behind me, grinding your weak-ass bulge to my muscled ass as you suddenly LIFT with all your strength, taking me by surprise and NAILING my neck on the canvas with a German suplex "UUGH!" I grunt...
01:34 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John): And Ahmed taking a BIG loan from the Germans with that German Suplex to try and put Powers away!
01:36 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> "WOOOO...THERE YOU GO, AHMED!!!!" I scream for my partner as he finally gets some offence in..."Now THAT'S a man!" I say eyeing Brett and flexing at him.
01:36 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> My German suplex connects and hits HARD!!! All pumped with my arms still locked around your waist...I stand us both up again. Gasping for air, getting tired, but going for another BRUTAL German suplex, hoping to bridge this one into a pin! I spread my legs wide, flex my muscles and try to LIFT you!
01:39 <Carter_Powers> You roll us both over, standing again, "uughhh..." dazed and groaning from the first German suplex as you LIFT me up, NAILING my neck with ANOTHER German suplex... feeling like you're trying to outright paralyze me with the brutal offence and taking me by surprise that you still have this much strength left, "UUUGUH!!"
01:39 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John): Ahmed showing the strength and power he had when he was still world champ!
01:39 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Corey): Yeah too bad he didn't show that strength and determination in his last match otherwise he would still be champ...
01:40 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> I BRIDGE you up...your Maple Leaf ass on full display for the crowd! Your shoulders pressed down as hard as I can..."NO WAY AM I GETTING THAT JOBBER BELT!" I scream as the ref slides and slaps the mat for the ONEEE count...then a TWOOO count..
01:40 <Brett_Stryker> "Come on Carter... show 'em how us Western boys do some damage!" I shout, throwing another middle finger at Alexi...
01:41 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John): Ahmed with the pin... will he keep his foe down?
01:42 <Carter_Powers> "uuugh..." dazed, confused and hurting after TWO successive German suplexes, my head is throbbing in pain as I hear a loud slap coming from beside me and a disembodied voice shouting "ONE" *no* I think to myself *no way I'm keeping that stupid jobber belt* the ref shouts "TWO" and with a MASSIVE burst of adrenaline I manage to KICK out of the pin...
01:44 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> You KICKKK out powerfully...sending me flying back. Red with rage as I turn to the ref and hold up three fingers at him before screaming at him in Arabic. I get up and see you still on the mat...I quickly SLAMMM a knee down onto your throat...pressing down with all my weight, trying to weaken you.
01:46 <Carter_Powers> I roll over, dazed on the canvas, hear you screaming at the ref in Arabic before you SLAM a knee down on my throat, "AAAACCCKKK!" I grunt, kicking wildly with both hands on your muscular thigh, "English... fucker... tabernac!" I growl...
01:47 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> Seeing you flailing and kicking...you must be getting tired by now! I release my knee and quickly run up to the top rope! I smile at Alexi, who winks back at me, and FLEX for the crowd. "I CALL THIS ONE...THE SUEZ SPLIT TEABAG!" as I JUMMMP out towards you, doing the splits mid-air...my crotch aimed RIGHT for your face!
01:49 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John): Ahmed climbing the ropes... and going for his finisher move... will he land it?
01:51 <Carter_Powers> "uuugh..." moaning as I writhe in pain on the canvas, I hear the announcers talking, something about ropes and climbing... blinking into the overhead lights before I see you sailing through the air at me, aiming your finisher... the Suez Split Teabag! Almost instinctively as you sail through the air I see my target, shooting a fist out, NAILING you in the nuts with my fist...
01:54 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> Just as my nuts are about to SMOTHER your face, as I sail through the air smiling for the crowd, I see you sit up. My eyes going wide as you lift up your fist...and SLAMMMM it into my manhood!!! I SCREAMMMM as I land on my knees, clutching my balls, the audience bursting into laughter!
01:54 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> I see Ahmed going for his brutally humiliating finisher...but no...the quick Canadian sees it coming! As the fist NAILS his nuts I can't help but cross my legs in salute.
01:56 <Brett_Stryker> I can almost hear a loud CRUNCHING sound as I watch Carter's fist make contact with Ahmed's nuts, I practically burst out laughing as half the audience cringes in response...
01:56 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John): and that finisher attempt ended DISASTROUSLY for Ahmed!
01:56 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Corey): disastrously for Ahmed, disastrously for his children, disastrously for his entire lineage...
01:59 <Carter_Powers> My knuckles now sufficiently making crushed nuts out of your manhood, as I toss you to the side to get you out of my way... your body crumples on the canvas as I slowly climb up to my feet, still somewhat dazed as I slowly climb to my feet... climbing on top of you and going for a pinfall...
02:00 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> You toss me to the side of you as I immediately cup my balls. Seeing your shadow drape over me as you get up. You hook the leg, exposing my busted manhood, and go for the pin...the ref slapping ONE...and a TWOOO...but I somehow manage to kick out! Still cupping my balls...but I WON'T be the jobber champ!
02:02 <Carter_Powers> "ah... fuck..." I groan as you somehow find the strength to kick out... exhausted I climb to my feet, grabbing you by the hair with me as I drag you off to the ropes... positioning your neck on the ropes before I CHARGE across the ring, rebounding off the ropes on the opposite side and LEAPING in the air landing a bronco buster to the back of your head...
02:04 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> You GRAB me up by the hair and launch me down into the ropes...my arms draping around the middle ropes as I try to catch my breath. Can't believe I almost just became the jobber champ! As you run towards me I use my superior Egyptian intellect to calculate that you MUST be going for one of your humiliating Canadian baseball slides into my nuts! I quickly close my legs...but then you HOP up...and start TEABAGGING my face with a bronco buster!!!
02:05 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John): Ahmed getting a taste of that Canadian meat!
02:06 <Carter_Powers> After RAMMING your face with my nuts... twice... no three times! I get up off you, rolling you over so your throat is against the ropes, "let's see how you like this bitch" I growl as I sit down on your back,, both hands on the ropes and GRINDING your throat against the rope to choke you...
02:07 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Vanessa): come on... isn't that an illegal move?
02:08 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> My face gets bombarded with your massive Canadian sack over and over...your nuts almost going into my mouth! As you finally stop...you roll me over and PRESS my neck against the ropes! My arms and legs flail as you PRESS me into them hard...I choke and gasp for air!
02:09 <Brett_Stryker> I smirk, seeing Carter put Ahmed in more pain "Hey Alexi, just so you know, you're next in line for that treatment... we call it "'Getting close to Power!'" I taunt
02:09 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> Carter putting my partner through a world of pain and humiliation..."Grrrr..." starting to get red-faced as I see the Canadian blatantly cheating!
02:10 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Corey): Sure is Vanessa, you seem to be right for once
02:11 <Carter_Powers> The ref steps over, shouting at me to get off Ahmed, after CRANKING the rope one last time, I get off, the ref is in my face yelling as I bring my hands up over my head, making a subtle gesture for Brett at the side of the ring...
02:14 <Brett_Stryker> I watch my partner, seeing his gesture I step over to where Alexi is standing... "Hey you big Russian bitch, what's it like to be China's favourite lapdog?" I say, snatching a small Russian flag from a nearby fan, "or maybe once you're done getting your butts kicked by the Ukraine you guys can finally surrender to them!" I continue, wiping the flag across my balls, the ref still being distracted by my partner, "is the KGB even a real thing? Or is 'Russian intelligence' something of an oxymoron?" before I JAM the little flag fully into my American speedos...
02:17 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> My face getting as red as a tomato as I see the Canadian dominating my partner, but it gets worse...the American starts running his mouth! "Grrr SURRENDER to the Ukraine? Ukraine is OUR land...what are doing with my flag...PUT THAT DOWN YOU AMERICAN PIG!!!" I scream as I see you wiping my honourable flag with your balls...then JAMMING it into your speedos! I hop over the top rope and RUN at you with full force...going for the wild tackle at your chest!
02:17 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> Seeing Alexi getting mad...screaming at the top of his lungs as the American douchebag starts wiping his nuts with the Russian flag...this can't be good...
02:19 <Brett_Stryker> I see you CHARGE at me for the tackle, smirking as I have you pissed off like a raging bull, "UUGH!" I grunt as you tackle me down to the floor, leaving myself wide open to more attacks, playing possum and not fighting back...
02:20 <Carter_Powers> I watch as Alexi CHARGES my partner, "hey you should look to the side!" I shout at the ref as he shouts back, telling me he's sick of my cheating, "no seriously bro... over there!"...
02:23 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> I SLAM my fists into the American's face relentlessly! Taking out all of my anger into this weak American's body, smiling at the sound of his squeals. "YOU WILL NEVER DISGRACE MY COUNTRY LIKE THAT AGAIN!!" my closed-fisted punches SMASH his abs, face and chest..."I'M GOING RED DAWN ON YOUR ASS AFTER WHAT YOU JUST DID TO MY FLAG!" I scream as my fists continue bouncing off of his face.
02:24 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> I see Alexi running into the ring and absolutely beating the shit out of the American...yeah that seems about right! I should keep the ref distracted to up my chances of winning. "OHHH...REF...I THINK HE BROKE MY NECK...AHHHHHhhhh...PLEASE HELP ME" I scream and moan as I tilt my neck in an unnatural way and roll around on the mat.
02:27 <Brett_Stryker> Alexi is red-faced and screaming at me, nailing me over and over again like a deranged psychopath... I cover my handsome face with my arms as his knuckles bash my muscled pecs and six-pack abs... *come on ref* I think to myself... *what the FUCK is he waiting for?*...
02:27 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John): ref is distracted but it seems to be PURE CHAOS by the ringside
02:27 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Corey): Carry on ref, I'm enjoying watching that douchebag get his face caved in!
02:28 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Vanessa): I mean, there's no shortage of douchebaggery in the ring right now!
02:29 <Carter_Powers> I look over to see my partner getting savagely roughed by the ape-like Russian brute, "come on ref look over there!" I say as Ahmed feigns weakness... or maybe he really was weak and I already snapped his neck in half... I tap on the ref's shoulder but he shouts at me to not touch him again...
02:32 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> I see Carter tapping the ref and trying to get his attention...I GRAB the ref's shirt and pull him towards me..."OHHH MY NECK...HE CHEATED!! THE DIRTY CANADIAN BROKE MY NECK!" I say as I try to create some fake tears...I see Carter rolling his eyes and I can still hear Brett screaming.
02:34 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> The pathetic little American flailing his arms and desperately trying to protect his face as I SLUG another punch right into his eyes. He finally pushes me off...I kick him onto his stomach and sit on his back. Then I hook a headlock over his neck and WRENNCHHH his back up into a DRAGON SLEEPER! "Look who's China's dog now! You pathetic Americans are getting your backs BROKEN by those noble communist dragons!"
02:35 <Brett_Stryker> "UGH!" a punch right between the eyes dazes me before you kick me over, sitting down on my back, struggling to get up as you lock my neck in a headlock... then WRENCH my back up in a dragon sleeper *come on ref what the fuck are you doing?* I think to myself... but my mouth is screaming, "UGH! UUGH! UUGH!" I groan, flailing and struggling to escape...
02:37 <Carter_Powers> Exasperated, Ahmed still distracting the dumb shit ref who's too stupid to know what a REAL injury looks like... I turn around, picking up the belt and the 'Kiss the Jobber' shirt... "hey Ahmed... if you're too injured to fight that means you have to forfeit this match... and you know what that means!"
02:39 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> I see the cocky Canadian taunting me with the belt and jobber shirt...oh crap...he's right! "Oh wow!" I scream as the ref touches my neck..."You've cured me!" I say as I jump up, the ref now rolling his eyes. I run at you and KNEE you hard in the gut! As you double over I get you in a front standing headlock, DDT position!"
02:39 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> My armpit SMOTHERING the cocky American's face as I completely humiliate him. "YOU WILL LEARN RESPECT, YOU RICH SPOILED AMERICAN BRAT!" I scream as I WRENCH the hold...and see the ref coming over...
02:41 <Carter_Powers> My taunt works, you immediately stand up and RUN at me, "UGH!" nailing me in the gut with a knee before I can react, getting me in a front standing headlock... "fuck no..." I growl, pulling back both arms and SMASHING both forearms into your side...
02:42 <Brett_Stryker> The ref stepping over as I'm trapped in the sleeper... "uuughh..." I groan, I stop flailing, making myself seem weaker than I actually feel... ref starts screaming at you for getting into a fight... ordering you to leave...
02:48 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> The ref forcing me to get off of the American mongrel. "You don't understand! He was disrespecting my country! My culture! My people! We Russians are a PROUD people and the rightful owners of the Ukraine..." I start lecturing the ref as he orders me out of the ring...
02:48 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> You break out of my front headlock with ease...SMASHING your forearms into my side and forcing me to break the hold...I stagger back in pain...as I see Alexi release Brett...and see him starting to come this way...trying to get my sense back to me so I can fight them both off!
02:51 <Carter_Powers> You stagger back from the double forearm smash, I keep you on the defensive, NAILING your gut with massive right uppercut, then a MASSIVE chop across your chest with my left arm... before I deliver a BRUTAL throat chop with my right, then a knee into your gut forces you onto your knees...
02:51 <Brett_Stryker> The moment the ref forces you to release me, I quietly roll away, getting into the ring... ref still yelling at Alexi as I watch my partner drive Ahmed down to his knees...
02:53 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> You SLAMMMM a massive right uppercut into my gut...then SLAPP my chest...sending me staggering further and further back. The Canadian's looking to end this, right here right now...but what does he have up his sleeve? You SMASH my throat hard and KNEE me in the gut, bringing me to my knees...
02:53 <Carter_Powers> I smile as my partner approaches me, high fiving him as I grab you by a wrist...
02:54 <Brett_Stryker> High-fiving my partner before grabbing you by the wrist...
02:54 <Carter_Powers> Before we perform a double Irish whip, whipping you into the ropes
02:55 <Brett_Stryker> Waiting for you to rebound, fist bumping my partner
02:55 <Carter_Powers> Before we SLAM both fists into your left pec, a DEVASTATING DOUBLE heart punch!
02:55 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John): Carter and Brett... debuting their newest tag team finisher... the Power Stryker!
02:56 <IPW_Upper_Management> (Vanessa): Quite literally, a simple, yet heart-stopping maneuver!
02:56 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> "FIRST we will occupy Crimea...then I will occupy ALL that American pussyboy's mouth---oh no..." I turn around and see my partner getting LAUNCHED across the ring!
02:57 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> Seeing both of the North American frat boys grabbing me with one arm each...SLINGING me hard into the ropes! I run faster than I ever have before...and RICOCHET off hard...launching towards them! I see Carter smirk at me out of the corner of my eye...before both his and Brett's fists SLAMMM into my left pec!! The heart punch leaves me GASPING for air on the mat!!
02:58 <Brett_Stryker> As soon as the punch connects, I slip back by ringside, acting all innocent...
02:58 <Carter_Powers> Before I slam my pecs down against your chest, hooking your leg up... ref turns to see me on top of you and climbs his way back in to begin the count...
03:01 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> My hands both cross over my pecs...rubbing my aching chest as I gasp for air after that brutal Power Styker blow took the wind out of me...the ref counts ONE....he SLAPPSS the mat for a TWOO....trying to move my body...but it's no use! My bulge twitching and my shoulders not moving at all!
03:01 <Carter_Powers> I smirk, ref counting you out... your body completely destroyed with my chest pressed to yours, I stick my tongue out at the crowd as the ref counts to "THREE!"
03:02 <IPW_Upper_Management> (John): and the winnner is... CARTER POWERS!!!! Which makes Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator the NEW IPW JOBBER CHAMPION!!!
03:03 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> NOOOOO!!!! I smash the ring with my fists...my partner...the new JOBBER Champion!!! This can't be!!! I hang my head in shame...pressing it against the ring apron...
03:04 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> Laying on the mat...dazed as I hear the crowd screaming...still staring up at the lights! From IPW World Champ to IPW Jobber Champ in one night...how could I let this happen..."Y-you CHEATER!" I scream up at Carter as he smirks down at me...
03:05 <Carter_Powers> I smirk down at you, flexing for the crowd before I stomp down on your chest, "Brett if you will..."
03:06 <Brett_Stryker> I climb back into the ring, high-fiving my partner before giving him a big bro hug... taking the belt and the top and handing it to Carter...
03:06 <Carter_Powers> "You know the rules man" I say, looking down at you as I drag you into a sitting position... tossing the belt and shirt on your face "put it on"
03:09 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> The cocky Canadian fucker throws the belt and humiliating tank top at me...my face blushing as I see the belt that is now my property..."NO WAY...YOU CHEATED! YOU DOUBLE TEAMED ME!" I scream as I throw them onto the mat and RUN at Carter, going for a clothesline!
03:10 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> I jump up onto the apron, "My partner is right! He does not deserve that jobber belt! I wouldn't be caught DEAD teaming with a champion jobber!" I scream as I run in, going for another tackle on Brett!
03:13 <Carter_Powers> I see the pissed off Egyptian charging at me, I immediately counter, NAILING him in the gut with a big boot... before I ground you with an elbow drop to the back of the neck... climbing up top of you, grabbing your hair and YANKING you up into another camel clutch...
03:14 <Brett_Stryker> I see Alexi charging at me with tackle... but he forgets that it's the AMERICANS who are the masters of the football tackle... so I CHARGE and tackle him back, getting the advantage with him on his back... as I roll him over and grab his hair... yanking him back into a camel clutch...
03:14 <Carter_Powers> I see my partner also clutching Alexi, I nod at him, with you trapped in my clutch I DRAG your face over to Alexi...
03:15 <Brett_Stryker> Seeing my partner nod at me, I drag my victim over to his partner... FORCING your faces together... "now kiss" I taunt.
03:16 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> I CHARGE at you with everything I've got...ready to slam you down to the mat and get some revenge. But your boot catches me off guard! I double over as the wind is knocked out of me again...your elbow drop SLAMMING into the back of my neck...getting me down on my knees...and WRENCHED back into a humiliating camel clutch!
03:17 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> Just as my tackle is about to dominate the American...he uses his size and strength advantage to TACKLE me down instead. The crowd going wild...as my Russian flag is up in the air. You roll me over and LOCK me in a brutal camel clutch...being RIDDEN like a camel by an...AMERICAN!...
03:18 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> I see Alexi getting the same humiliating treatment I do...locked in the camel as his back gets wrenched like mine. But then they start edging us closer to each other...I shake my head...NO...NOOOO....NOOOOOOO!!! I scream
03:19 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> Bringing our lips CLOSER and CLOSER together as the crowd goes wild with laughter...finally FORCING my mouth against his..."Noooo...NOOOOOO!!!" I shake my head as Brett shoves the back of my head forward and makes us properly kiss!
03:20 <Carter_Powers> I laugh... "aww... look at these two lovebirds..." I taunt "dude we should run a dating show"
03:20 <Brett_Stryker> I smirk, looking down at Alexi's face... "whats not to love? We got looks and money... but it'll have to be a dating show for fucking JOBBERS!"
03:20 <Carter_Powers> "Speaking of jobbers" I say, cranking down on Ahmed's back... "you should submit... before I break something!"
03:23 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> "I WONT TAP...I WONT..." I scream as the Canadian STRETCHES my back to its limit...my lips still fully locked with Alexi's as the cameraman zooms in on our humiliating forced kiss..."YOU SURRENDER...ALEXI...YOU SURRENDER FIRST!" I scream as I gasp for air...
03:23 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> "I SURRENDER? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT US INTO THIS MESS...I WON'T TAP...I WON'T...YOU'RE THE JOBBER!" I scream as the brutal American lays ALL of his strength into dominating my back...CRUSHING it and contorting it...
03:24 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> I see Brett and Carter smile and nod at each other...before both WRENCHING our holds as hard as they can..."OKAY...OKAYY I SURREDNER...I SUBMIT...I'M THE NEW JOBBER CHAMPION...I GIVE!!!!!" I scream as I start slapping Carter's leg.
03:25 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> "I SURRENDER...I SURRENDER!!!!!" I scream as the American BENDS my back like a pretzel!!! "I SURERENDER...TO AMERICA...I GIVE!!! YOU WIN!!! LET ME GOOOO!!" I scream as I start slapping Brett's thigh...
03:25 <Carter_Powers> I smirk, "there we go... two words... and your pain ends!" I laugh as I dump you on the canvas in a pile... "now put on the shirt! And the belt too!"
03:27 <Brett_Stryker> I dump Alexi on the canvas afte rhe submits, "oh and I brought a special gift too!" I say as I run out of the ring, to a bag I hid under the apron, pulling out another hot pink shirt that says "I ❤️ Jobbers" "Here, this is for you" I say as I dump it on Alexi's face...
03:29 <Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer> The cocky American pulls out a humiliating shirt for me to wear...but I have no choice...he's defeated me and made me his jobber...I quickly put on the shirt to avoid another brutal submission...
03:29 <Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator> I get DUMPED on the mat hard...my face slamming into the canvas. The Canadian orders me to put on the shirt and the belt...I wince...thinking about him reapplying that brutal camel clutch...so I obediently put on both...rolling over and staring up at the lights as the cameraman gets a good look at the new IPW Jobber champ...
03:30 <Carter_Powers> I grab Ahmed by his hair, dragging him to his feet, holding his hand up as if I'm congratulating him, the crowd laughs seeing him in his hot pink "Kiss the Jobber" tank top...
03:31 <Brett_Stryker> I grab Alexi's hair too, dragging him up by his hair and holding him there, showing off the "I ❤️ Jobbers" shirt... "like a fucking runway model!" I joke before I let go of him...
03:31 <Carter_Powers> "damn... his pretty face should've NEVER stepped in the ring!" I joke before dropping Ahmed too... leaving the ring with my partner...
03:31 <Carter_Powers> end

Published: 2021-06-15, viewed 133 times.