International Pro Wrestling

20:09 Alexandre_Savoy: I'm working out at the gym, Monday morning... back to the grind for me. Some of the other guys are walking in too... it's been a while since I had my last match and I'm trying to get management to book me for another one, but I think half the roster is scared of me.... I start off my workout with some bench presses, working my magnificently sculpted chest, my muscles sweating in the mirror...
20:13 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Finally time for my Monday morning workout. Gotta keep this body nice and muscular. After all, I no longer have the respect of any man in this league with this Jobber Champion belt on me. I need to find someone to pawn it off to...but if I take another loss it'll be even more humiliation. I look around the room as I start doing bicep curls...there he is. That new French guy. I walk up to him..."Damn...looks like those bench presses are kicking your ass...guess you're more used to lifting British boots off your throat, huh Frenchy?"
20:15 Alexandre_Savoy: I've just finished doing my first set and I watch someone approach me... that Egyptian jobber who somehow managed to get himself screwed with the jobber belt thinks he has any right to talk to me! I rack the bar and stand up, face to face with him... we're about the same height but its clear that my muscles are much bigger, "who do you think you are talking to?" I growl, lightly shoving your shoulder, "I'm the undisputed champion of European Underground Wrestling... and the first thing I see at IPW is... this?" I gesture at your body...
20:18 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The Frenchman stands up and tries to size me up, getting right up in my face. His muscles ARE bigger than mine...damn, maybe I bit off more than I could chew here. But there's no way I'm gonna let HIM know that. He shoves my shoulder and I smirk as he mocks my body. "Well, FRENCHY..." I say as I shove your shoulder back..."Seems like we have a problem here." I say as I give you a double bicep flex to show off my muscles. "How should we settle it?" I say smirking.
20:21 Alexandre_Savoy: I smirk at you, "you think you're smart huh, you little dweeb" spittle flies in your face as my accent gets thicker with each angry word, "I'm going to devour you in the ring... classic 'french cooking' I think I'll call it..." as I shove my pecs into yours, the fabric of my tank top pressing against your shirt...
20:23 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Your spit flying into my face as I hear you getting angrier and angrier. Oh yeah, I got the match alright. And if I play my cards right, I might just be able to drop this humiliating belt. "French cooking? I'll make you taste my Egyptian sweat before you do what your people do best...surrender." I say as I grind against you harder...I suddenly pull away and catch my balance. "See you tonight."
20:25 Alexandre_Savoy: My eyes are almost bulging out of their sockets at this point, "I'm going to make YOU surrender you little punk... like you did to Napoleon!" I growl as I flex a big bi in your face, "I'll see you tonight... and when I'm done you'll have to get that belt surgically removed!"
20:29 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Can't quite think of a better comeback than that one, so I just hold my tongue and continue my workout. Him and I stare at each other the whole time. After a day full of preparing with Alexi, it's finally time for the main event. I head to my locker room and change into my signature gear...the Egyptian Flag speedo...I head out to the ring with my humiliating Jobber Belt. "INTRODUCING FIRST...FROM CAIRO, EGYPT...WEIGHING IN AT 190LBS AND 6'1 FEET...OUR JOBBER CHAMPION...AHMMEEDD THE EGYPTIIANNN DOMINATORRRR!!" the announcer screams as I rush into the ring, the fans either laughing or booing at me. Flexing as I wait for that big, greasy French fucker to show up.
20:33 Alexandre_Savoy: I had a talk with management after our confrontation in the gym, and they finally agreed to book me for a match against that Egyptian terrorist fucker. I'm waiting backstage, watching as Ahmed goes first... wearing his jobber belt like it was a serious title, the crowd laughing and booing. They announce me next... "INTRODUCING NEXT... FROM PARIS, FRANCE... WEIGHING IN AT 220 LBS AND STANDING AT 6'1" TALL... ALEXANDRE... SAAAVOOOOYYYYY!" I strut out onto the stage, in my french flag speedo with black boots and knee-pads, oiled up and ready to wrestle. I strut down the aisles as I flex for the fans, some of them reaching forward desperate to cop a feel of my muscles. I climb up the apron, hopping over the top rope... showing off both my strength and agility as I climb up a corner and flex both bis for the crowd...
20:36 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The oily French fucker making his way up to the ring...damn the crowd is going wild for him. I hear them announcer your weight and and I grimace...he's got THIRTY pounds on me too...this is going to be hard, but there's no way I'm losing to that snooty French bastard! I see him strutting his stuff on the top rope so I decide to do the same in the opposite corner. I get fewer cheers...and I see a sign that says "Ahmed the Egyptian Jobber"...you lose TWO matches and the whole crowd turns on you...damn. As I get down I hear the bell ring and I start circling my opponent...
20:38 Alexandre_Savoy: I readjust my trunks again... IPW is making me wear tighter trunks than I'm used to in the indy leagues, but this pair shows off my muscled ass and ample package... I smirk at my lighter opponent, "you ready to see real power, lightweight?" I taunt as I raise my arms and advance, preparing for a lock-up against you...
20:41 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Seeing you readjust that massive package...damn...I better not get teabagged under that, otherwise Carter's gonna put it in the highlight reel for sure! You rush in to lock up with me..."Real power? Sounds more like Stéroïdes réels to me..." I say grunting against you...I quickly shift behind you for a rear waist lock, legs wide open, trying to lift you!
20:42 Alexandre_Savoy: "Steroids?" I growl, "THIS is what 100% pure French beef looks like" as you try to lift me, "so much more than your starving body!" I roar as I shove you back hard, stomping across the ring until I have you pinned against the ropes...
20:44 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Can't manage to lift you...too much resistance! I get flung backwards as you pin me hard against the ropes, my back bending over them. I swiftly remove the waistlock and hook my arms under your armpits for a full nelson...trying to keep your big arms down.
20:47 Alexandre_Savoy: I have you pinned tot he ropes, but before I do anything else you manage to slip behind me... you're small but you're fast too... manage to lock me up in a full nelson... I flex my arms to try and push you off but you manage to hold on to the nelson... so I bend over and grab your thighs, lifting them up... "and Alex is taking Ahmed on a piggyback ride!" the announcer shouts...
20:50 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Wrenching that full nelson in as I'm finally starting to gain some control in this match. Just as I'm about to pry us off the ropes, you hoist me up...my legs around around your waist and I'm on your back...no more control over your arms as I quickly shift to a chokehold!! "Don't worry, after I knock you out cold, I'll leave the Jobber Belt on your balls."
20:52 Alexandre_Savoy: I use my strength to lift you up, your feet dangling uselessly over the canvas like an oversized child... but you switch strategies and lock your arm around my neck in a chokehold... I mutter something to myself, drowned out by the sounds of the crowd as I latch a hand onto your arm, trying to pry it off my throat as you feel me stumble a bit...
20:54 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I feel you trying to pry off my arms...my legs now tightly lock around your waist as I feel you starting to stumble. I flex my biceps and wrench the chokehold even harder around you. Messing up that perfect, expensive-looking hair of yours with my free hand as it holds your skull in place. "Classic France. Getting its ass kicked on the global stage."
20:56 Alexandre_Savoy: I'm gagging from the choke, dropping to one knee with you still spread out over my back, "no... not like... this..." i grunt, suddenly rolling over and flopping to my side, slamming you down to the canvas before I roll onto my back, your skinnier body crushed against my 220 lbs of muscle... the bulge in your flag rubbing against my ass...
20:58 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Hearing you gag as you finally drop to a knee..."oh yeah...EXACTLY like this..." I say laughing before you suddenly FLOP down, the fall shaking me up. Then you roll over onto me...my legs flailing as my package helplessly flops against your amazing French bubble butt...can't break free!! "Ahmed's getting bulldozed!!" the announcer says as I'm forced to finally break the choke to push you off of me!
21:00 Alexandre_Savoy: I manage to finally force your chokehold off my neck... your skinny brown arms are surprisingly strong. I roll over onto one knee again, crawling towards the ropes and massaging my neck with one hand, still coughing a little as I try to catch my breath... my bigger muscles trying to grab more oxygen just to keep them moving...
21:02 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I almost had him there...that would have been the perfect quick victory to show this crowd that I'm NOT really a jobber! I quickly get up and see you on all fours...I rush up behind you and crotch drop all my weight on your back, trying to get you to collapse down!
21:04 Alexandre_Savoy: I'm almost at the ropes, finally breathing in enough air to try getting back up... but you suddenly come up from behind me and leap into the air, smashing into my lower back with a brutal crotch drop! "AAAARGGHHH!" I grunt as your flag slams me down into the canvas, clutching my spine and praying you didn't manage to snap it...
21:07 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Flexing for the crowd for a few seconds as they're finally willing to cheer for me. I stand over you, one leg on either side, before kneeling down on your back. I grab your arms and pull them back over my knees...then I wrap my hands under your neck and WRENNNCHHH back. "This is why all my Arab brothers are moving to France...to CAMEL CLUTCH French jobbers like you!" I scream out.
21:09 Alexandre_Savoy: "GGRRRRR" I grunt as you grab my neck and wrench it back in a brutal camel clutch. "You know for someone who markets himself as the top 1%er, Alex seems to be stuck under 99% of Ahmed" the announcer quips. I slam my knees into the canvas, trying to find a way to escape the clutch, "gonna... send you... back in... a sarcophagus..." I growl...
21:14 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The crowd finally cheering for me enthusiastically, just like the good old days! But this oily French fucker isn't giving up just yet...he's trying to fight his way out! Looks like I'll have to weaken his back more. I weaken my camel clutch, making him think he's breaking free while on all fours..."Get ready to salute the Egyptian flag!" I scream as I jump up, going for another huge crotch slam onto your back!
21:16 Alexandre_Savoy: You finally release the clutch, making me drop to the canvas... watch your feet leave the canvas as you leap up again for another crotch slam... but this time I guessed exactly what you're about to do... at the last moment, I arch my back, so my ass is pointed up, causing your bulge to SLAM flat into my muscled ass as I FLEX those glutes to harden up the muscle...
21:19 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Just as I'm about to dominate your back even harder...you spin around and my nuts get CRUNNCHHEDDD hard against your rock hard ass!!! I cup my balls and O-face for the crowd as I squeal out in pain and fall to the mat..."Alexandre's rock hard ass is strong enough to CRUSH Ahmed's Egyptian Jewels! Ouch!" the announcer says as I look out into the crowd and see a sign that says "AHMED THE EGYPTIAN EUNCH" with a picture of crushed nuts with the Egyptian flag on them.
21:22 Alexandre_Savoy: I smile, slamming my fists into the canvas, the shockwaves shaking the whole ring... knowing my butt can feel as hard as concrete when I flex those muscles, and I tricked you into slamming your sack right onto them. I get back to my feet, towering over you as you lie on the canvas clutching your crushed nuts, "you're gonna regret this" I growl as I grab you by your oily black hair and drag you to your feet, before I wrap my arms around your waist and LIFT you up like a sack of potatoes... before SLAMMING your back into the canvas...
21:23 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The big Frenchman towers over me with anger in his eyes as I continue to cup my busted manhood. You reach down and grab my hair, bringing me up to my feet...trying to struggle out but you easily wrap your arms around my waist and HOIST me up. I flail again in the air but I can't break free...my back gets SLAMMMEDD into the canvas and I arch it up as the crowd goes wild for you.
21:25 Alexandre_Savoy: I decide that its time to use my strength to dominate you like the ragdoll you are... I straddle you with my massive legs before bending forward and wrapping both hands around your neck... I drag you up by your neck and lift you intot he air... before i SLAM you down into the canvas with a chokeslam... "Alex is showing off his strength by just MANHANDLING his opponent!" the announcer roars...
21:28 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Just as I'm about to try to roll away, the massive French stud straddles over my body and I can't escape! I see his evil smile as leans forward and GRABS my neck. Trying to break your grip but you just lift me up like I'm made of feathers...no hesitation as you CHOKESLAMM me back down into the mat hard!!! I start rubbing my neck and head after the brutal impact..."I heard that these two met at the gym...but I think we all know who can lift more!" the announcer says...
21:29 Alexandre_Savoy: I chuckle at the announcer's joke, turning to the crowd for a moment as I plant a boot on your chest... I look at the announcer as I flex one bicep, "of course it's me!" I shout and kiss my flexed bicep, half the crowd roaring with cheers and the other half booing me for my arrogance...
21:31 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I feel your might boot SLAM down onto my chest...struggling to catch my breath after that brutal slam...but I see you're distracted by all of that flexing. I grab your ankle tightly and WRENCH it...trying to get you in an ankle lock to send you down to the mat!
21:33 Alexandre_Savoy: I get myself distracted showing off my magnificent musculature to the crowd, giving you the chance you needed to grab my ankle and YANK it out from under me, I hop on my other foot for a few seconds, trying to keep my top-heavy body balanced before suddenly dropping to the canvas, "aaargh! you fucking bitch" I shout...
21:35 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: "Grrr...the bigger they are...the harder they TAPPP...TAPPP OUT, YOU FRENCH PUSSY!!! SURRENDER TO EGYPT!!" I scream as I wrench the ankle lock harder...your other massive leg flailing around trying to hit me...all I can do is step forward and step on your hand!
21:36 Alexandre_Savoy: "GRRRR... NEVER!" I growl, "I WILL NEVER SURRENDER... VIVE LA FRANCE!" I start screaming as you wrench the ankle lock... before you step on my outstretched hand, "AAAAARGGGGGHHHH!" I'm howling in pain as I flail around violently, trying to kick out of the ankle lock...
21:41 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: "Never surrender?" I say, grinning, after having waited the entire match to make this one overdone joke yet again..."I thought that's all you sweaty French pigs knew how to do?" I say before WRENCHHHING the ankle lock harder, narrowly dodging your kicks.
21:43 Alexandre_Savoy: "AAAAARRRGHHHHH" I howl in pain as you dominate my leg, desperately trying to drag myself towards the ropes... "I think Alex is going to have trouble standing after this match" quips one announcer... "pigs belong on four legs anyways!" someone shouts...
21:45 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Feeling you dragging your body towards the ropes with those MASSIVE French muscles...overpowering me even though you're already worn out. I see your massive package sliding against the ring...so I STOMMPPP it hard...hearing your pathetic French squeal as I drop the ankle lock
21:46 Alexandre_Savoy: I'm able to use my strength to my advantage, dragging myself across the ring... with you latched onto me like an oversized parasite... I'm so close to the ropes, but suddenly you change strategies as you SLAM a boot into my massive bulge, practically bouncing around in my tight speedos, making me squeal, "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH" as I roll around clutching my thrashed balls...
21:49 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Your scream fills the entire arena as the audience cringes, some of them booing me but a LOT of them laughing, I join in on the laughter, of course. I finally step off your balls and wait for you to roll onto your back...I staddle down over you, my thighs over yours..."Did I crush your little escargots?" I say smiling before I double bicep flex and start POUNDING away at your pecs!!! BAM BAM BAM...relentlessly...
21:51 Alexandre_Savoy: I'm moaning as i clutch my balls... red faced and drooling a little out of the side of my mouth... the sounds of the laughing pissing me off... you roll me onto my back, straddling me and pinning my thighs to the canvas... instinctively I raise my arms to protect my handsome face but instead you start pounding at my smooth pecs, "ungh... uungh... uughhh" I groan as I try to endure the pain...
21:54 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: "The 1% in France getting destroyed and dominated...hmmm where have I heard this one before?" I say cheekily as I continue to POUND your meaty pecs. Feeling how muscular they are with each punch as it sinks in deeper and deeper. You finally drop your guard from your face to protect your pecs...so I give you some humiliation BITCH SLAPS hoping to move your guard up back to your face!
21:55 Alexandre_Savoy: My pecs becoming massive targets for your fists, each time your knuckles slam down I can feel my heart skip a beat. The muscles are still firm but they're slowly breaking from your assault, and I try to guard my hands but you slap my face a few times. Exhausted, my arms simply flop to the sides, spread eagled...
21:57 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: "Is the big Frenchman really GIVING UP? No...the stereotypes can't be true!" the announcer screams as I chuckle and look down on the open season that is your body. I clench my fist and give you two strong gut punches before I go back to work on those perfect pecs of yours...SLAMMING my fist into them over and over, trying to make your eyes bulge out of your head.
21:59 Alexandre_Savoy: My big muscles are now completely undefended, becoming target practice for your ruthless fists. I grunt and groan after each punch, blinking dumbly into the lights... for all my strength and skill you have me pinned to the canvas and dominated by punch after punch to my pec muscles. You work over my six pack some before turning your attention back to my pecs, my heart strugglign to keep its beats in rhythm after each punch...
22:01 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: "Oh yeah...WHO'S THE BIG MAN NOW?" I scream as I lift up my arms and flex for the crowd, they love seeing the cocky French giant getting brought down to size! Seeing your body flail around with my brutal pec shots...I grin looking at your perfect body...I reach down and CLAWWW your meaty pecs!! Squeezing them tight as you scream!
22:04 Alexandre_Savoy: I gasp and pant, trying to catch my breath after a brutal series of punches have weakened my chest and abs. Pissed off about being made into target practice but feeling too exhausted to provide enough resistance... I'm about to fire a punch into your abs but you suddenly clamp down on my pec with a claw, "UUNNGHHHH" I scream as my leg kicks at the canvas, the pain making my body jolt and twitch before you lock on a claw onto my other pec, "UUUGGFFFFFFFFF" my screams are echoing loud enough that even the fans at the back can hear me...
22:06 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: "If you had told me I'd be getting a personalized punching bag...I would have skipped the gym this morning!" I say, like a jackass, as I continue my brutal assault on your pecs. Your screams filling the entire arena as the cameras show your excruciating expression on the big screen. "Music to my ears!" I say as I lean upwards, my hands still tightly clawing your pecs...I bring my knee up...and SLAMMM it hard into your abs!!
22:26 Alexandre_Savoy: My proud pecs have become a weak spot on my body. I failed at defending them and now i'm paying the price as you rip into the meat like a rabid predator. The cameras focusing on my suffering, sweat-soaked body... You pull your leg back, putting more pressure onto my tortured pecs before you SLAM your knee into my abs, "UUNNNNGHHHHH" I grunt, coughing up spit and drool...
22:28 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Seeing you spitting up and drooling all over your own face..."Someone fetch his majesty a silk serviette!" I say cackling before I finally let go of the pec claw and stand up...on top of you...with my boot pressed hard into your abs. I jump up and go for a double knee STRIKE your already dominated pecs!
22:30 Alexandre_Savoy: You keep targeting my weakened torso, my muscles are barely holding together under your assault... you let go of my pecs as I spit up some more drool and you stand on top of me, putting your weight into my abs as I groan... Then you jump up and SLAM both knees into my pecs, my heartbeat stops for a split second and my whole body shudders against the canvas...
22:34 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Your entire jobber body shudders on the canvas..."All muscle and no man...typical for you French pussies." I snarl as I finally get off of you. I walk over to the top rope and climb up...flexing for the fans as you writhe on the mat like a bitch..."THIS...IS HOW YOU FINISH A MAN OFF!" I scream as I LEAPPP off the top rope...going for the Suez Splits...my legs stretched wide as my body sails towards your head!
22:41 Alexandre_Savoy: I'm laid out on the canvas, moaning from the pain... as you run off to the corner and climb up to the top rope... and leaping off to try and land your finisher... I've watched you do it 100 times on tv... always the same move... always easily blocked.... at the last moment before you land your finisher I shift my body slightly, FLEXING my pecs as hard as I can and letting your bulge land on my rock-hard pecs...
22:44 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Just as I'm about to hit my finisher...just as I'm about to finally hitting my prized humiliation move...you shift upwards. My eyes wide open as I see your grin...and your pecs FLEXING hard...maximum velocity, no way to stop!!! CRUNNNCHHHHH...my nuts get dominated by your beefy pecs as my face contorts and I fall into the fetal position..."OOOOH Ahmed going for that risky finisher and once again getting his Egyptian nuts sent up to his throat" the announcer says as I start singing soprano...
22:47 Alexandre_Savoy: My pecs are bright red from the beating they've endured, but they're still strong enough to become an impenetrable wall that you just smashed your bulge against, "and that's why I'm UNBEATABLE!" I roar as I climb up on top of you, pinning your arms under my knees before I reach back and SQUEEZE your bulge hard...
22:50 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Still on the mat clutching my busted balls...I can barely move after that high velocity nut shot...I was so confident he wouldn't get up! You climb on top of me and pin my arms onto the mat with your knees...your cocky smiling French face taunting me as you reach back...and GRABBBB my manhood!! I scream even louder than you did before as you squeeze them relentlessly! "Alexandre's looking to take those Egyptian Jewels back home to France and sell them to the Louvre!" the announcer says
22:54 Alexandre_Savoy: Still clawing your balls, I start to stand, getting up to my feet as I drag you by your balls, my other arm reaches around your neck and starts to PULL... i LIFT you up by twisting your balls until you're planted across my chest... I give your bulge a squeeze before I CHARGE and RAM your back into the turnbuckles... Before spinning around and SLAMMING you into the canvas...
22:59 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: You start standing up while still having a tight grip on my balls. I obediently stand up with you, not much choice, as I feel your arm around my neck...LIFTING me up by the balls as you TWISSTT them hard and I SCREAMMMM so loud the audience starts cackling. You SLAMMM my back hard into the turnbuckle..."HE'S STILL GOT AHMED BY THE BALLS! NOW THAT'S HOW YOU CONQUER A MAN!" the announcer screams as you give my nuts a BRUTAL twisting and finally let go just to slam me into the canvas.
23:01 Alexandre_Savoy: I smirk as I look down on you, suddenly slamming my pecs into yours... I give your bulge another squeeze as I cover you for the pin...
23:05 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The cocky Frenchman smirking down at me...assuming he'd go for some humiliating leg split pin to show off my busted nuts...but he just GRINDDS his mighty pecs into mine. ONNEEEE!!! Desperately trying to kick out...but everytime I move my legs it shoots pain into my balls....TWOOOOO...last chance...I have to do it...I reach down and I SQUEEZZZEE your cocky French pouch!
23:07 Alexandre_Savoy: I have you pinned under my body, the ref counting as I'm about to have you pinned... but suddenly you grab me by my bulge... a look of surprise flashes across my face, "oh merde...." I grunt as you SQUEEZE and I shift just enough for you to lift your shoulder off the ground...
23:10 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Feeling you just slightly lift off of me...and I KICK out of the pin at the last second! "Ahmed's fighting fire with fire!" the announcer says as I manage to push you off of me...I see you getting up, angry as a bull...I rush towards you as I fight the pain in my nuts, going for a Cairo Clothesline!
23:12 Alexandre_Savoy: I get up to my feet, seeing the fire in your eyes as you keep fighting... You RUSH at me hoping for a clothesline... I stagger my feet, FLEX my pec muscles as you charge at me.... watching your arm bounce off my rock-hard body as you run past...
23:14 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Giving it all my strength...but it's not enough! My arm pathetically bounces off of your chest as I rush to the other ropes..."Alexandre's pecs might just be stronger than Ahmed's whole body!" the announcer says as I ricochet back towards you!
23:15 Alexandre_Savoy: As you ricochet back towards me, I bend forward, waiting for you to come... at the last moment, I hook my arm between your legs and FLIP you over me, "and Alex is back to throwing his opponent around!" shouts the announcer...
23:16 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Seeing you bend forward...just as I'm about to knee you right in that thick French skull of yours...you HOOK me between the legs and FLIPPP me over...my back SMASSHHINGG into the canvas! I roll onto my stomach with my ass up in the air as I rub my back...
23:18 Alexandre_Savoy: I don't even turn to look at you, hearing you smash into the canvas in a heap... I strut around the ring, flexing my biceps for the fans again before turning back to you... watching as you're trying to get to your feet... as you get up to your knees, facing me... I CHARGE at you, aiming a boot right into your face!
23:22 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: He has me right where he wants me...I know this French fucker's brutal finisher...I get up to my knees and hear him charging at me. My vision still dazed from that slam...as he approaches I go for an UPPERCUT to his nuts...but my fist misses the target...and I end up SLUGGING myself in the face! A millisecond later your boot SLAMMS into my face like a sack of bricks. "DID YOU SEE THAT? LET'S WATCH THAT BACK!" the announcer screams as the humiliating ordeal repeats itself on the big screen!
23:24 Alexandre_Savoy: The crowd erupts in laughter as you manage to punch yourself in the face while trying to hit me with your fist... even I smirk for the camera before I turn back to you and decide to finish you off... I grab your ankle and sit down to the canvas, my legs wrapping around your other ankle as I position you in my signature move... the 1% Lock (leglock/spladle)!
23:28 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Seeing stars even harder now as the crowd goes wild with laughter...that cocky French fucker's probably in a good mood now. I feel you grabbing my ankles...what's his signature again...a leg lock? a figure four? Then I feel your legs wrapping around my free leg..."NO...NOT A SPLADLE...ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!" I scream as you get me in position and WREENNCHHH my legs..."His battered Egyptian balls DANGLING over his face!" the announcer says...
23:29 Alexandre_Savoy: "SUBMIT FUCKER!" I growl, "OR I'LL SPLIT YOU IN HALF LIKE THE NILE!" i YANK on your legs and SPREAD them apart revealing the bruised bulge hiding behind your flag... I pull an arm back and slam my fist right bellow your belly button...
23:31 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: "NOO!!" I scream out as you YANNNKKK my legs even harder...the crowd getting a perfect view of my humiliation as I scream to the walls of the arena yet again...."I'LL NEVER SURRENDER...TO A GREASY FRENCH PIG LIKE YOU!!!" I scream as I reach through my crotch, desperately trying to grab you...
23:32 Alexandre_Savoy: You're screaming from the pain but still refusing to surrender. "FINE BY ME!" I growl as I suddenly grab the rim of your trunks and PULL hard, pulling it into a wedgie while SPREADING your legs out further, "Alex is making a wish out of his opponent!"
23:34 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I feel you grab the back of my flag trunks...my eyes widen as I feel my flag get JAMMMEDDD hard up into my ass!!!! My mouth gaping wide open as I SCREAM and you WRENCHHH the hold even harder..."OKAY....I SURRENDER...I SURRENDER, FRENCH MASTER...I SURRENDER...NAPOLEAN...MAKE IT STOP!!" I scream as the crowd goes wild
23:36 Alexandre_Savoy: I smirk, CRANK the spladle one last time before I release you.. still holding the rim of your speedo as I drag you around the ring... the announcer shouting... "AND THE WINNER IS... ALEXANDRE... SAVOOOYYYY!" i lift you up by your speedo, showing you off to the crowd like a fish...
23:39 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Feeling my legs get STRETTCHHED apart one final time before you finally let me go and I clutch my nuts hard. You keep the wedgie applied as you DRAG me around the ring, showing me off like your prized jobber as you lift me up by it...my face still cringing as the fans laugh and cheer. I look out into the crowd and see a fan holding a sign that says "AHMED THE DOMINATED EGYPTIAN" with a photo of Carter pinning me with one boot.
23:40 Alexandre_Savoy: I drag you over to your corner, taking the jobber belt and then jamming it into your mouth, forcing you to bite down on the gold plaque before I string you up on the ropes and leave you in the ring there...
23:47 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: My wedgie humiliation continues into the corner...where the cocky French heel finally lets me go and JAMMS the humiliating jobber title into my mouth...then ties me up in the ropes and leaves. The fans going wild after that brutal loss.
23:48 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The next day I head into the gym for my Tuesday morning workout when I see Alexandre hanging out with two guys...weird, I thought he didn't have any friends here...they're all huddled around his phone...I walk towards them to check it out.
23:53 Alexandre_Savoy: You see a few of us guys huddled around me, you can hear the sounds of the announcer shouting things from where you're standing... you realize it's from the match that we just fought! "OOOOH and that's when I just decided to crack his nuts!" I laugh... one of the other guys smirk and ask, "is that the third time?" in a light Polish accent...
23:56 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I stomp over to you guys after I hear the announcer making some crack about my "Egyptian Jewels". I stick my head in front of the phone...it's our match! Already on the IPW Youtube channel with over a million views! I feel one of them push my head out of the way. "Hey COME ON...we all have our losses...and this French fucker kept going for my balls!" I scream as all of their eyes are still glued to the screen
23:58 Alexandre_Savoy: You recognize the other three guys around me, all of them dressed in their ring gear... the massive Ghanan musclehunk Mike Irons, the badboy Polish bruiser Dustin Slavek, and the sexy Turkish high-flier Vulkan Azlan... I look up at you and smile, "looks like its everyone's favourite Egyptian jobber! here to watch your own humiliation?" I taunt....
00:02 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Looks like the French fuckboy has his own entourage now..."HEY, don't you call me a jobber!" I say as the video keeps playing and the announcer screams "ALEXANDRE'S GOT THE EGYPTIAN IN A WEDGIE SPLADLE!" and you all start to laugh. Grrr...I'm gonna be the laughing stock of the league at this rate..."H-hey...I BEAT your oily Turkish ass, Vulcan!" I say before they start cackling at my dangling body from the wedgie. I feel my anger boiling inside of me...I GRAB Mike by the throat and SLAM his head into the wall. "YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME, FUCKER?"
00:04 Alexandre_Savoy: The room suddenly goes silent... the sound of Mike's head slamming into the wall echoing through the lockers... everyone's staring at you with an "oh shit" look on their faces... the big black stud is glaring into your eyes... he opens his mouth, "what... do you. think. you're. doing." I he says slowly and carefully, enunciating each word....
00:06 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The realization that I probably just bit off more than I could chew hits me as I stare into Mike's eyes. If I back down now, I'll look like even MORE of a pussy. So instead, I double down. "Since you think you're such a TOUGH guy...I'm challenge YOU to a Jobber Title match. You'll never laugh at me again, jobber." I say as I finally release his neck and start walking away.
00:06 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator:
00:08 Alexandre_Savoy: Dustin just bursts out laughing at your challenge. Mike shoves you back and glares at him, causing the Pole to shut up... "real ballsy jobber" Mike growls, "fine... I'll take you on... but don't expect to walk out of the ring with your balls intact" He growls...
00:11 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Trying to save face yet again even though I'm already terrified of what the huge black stud is gonna do to my nuts. I turn around and say..."And after I give the Jobber Belt to you...I'm sure you'll be eager to hand it to one of your buddies...it'd look GREAT a little twink like Dustin." I say smirking before I hit the machines.

Published: 2021-09-05, viewed 155 times.