Pagan Gods: Of Brotherhood and War

20:30 Bjarg_the_Demigod: Hmm, the General sports the double red cord. We should post the record of that ceremony for it marked a turning point.
20:31 Bjarg_the_Demigod: And just like that, the Hunted slips off into the darkness of the Forest.

20:43 Bjarg_the_Demigod: Ah ha! Darkness approaches in the form of Argoniya!
20:43 Argoniya: Alas, I have been detected!
20:44 Bjarg_the_Demigod: I would welcome you, but, well, you know ... the Lord of the Underworld thing would make my greeting ring insincere.
20:45 Bjarg_the_Demigod: But how have you been?
20:45 Argoniya: Oh, your tongue is as sharp as your father's...
20:45 Argoniya: Well, I should say. Hope it's the same for you?
20:45 Bjarg_the_Demigod: Thanks, he has taught me well.
20:45 Argoniya: Taught you well he did, indeed...
20:46 Argoniya: I surely do hope he has trained you well too, if you wish to survive in this world...
20:47 Bjarg_the_Demigod: Well enough to defend against the likes of you ... our sworn enemy.
20:47 Argoniya: Oh, you flutter me...
20:48 Bjarg_the_Demigod: Are you here to recruit new members to your army?
20:48 Bjarg_the_Demigod: Perhaps a certain Archer?
20:49 Argoniya: Well, I could certainly enlist in some archers and brutes...
20:49 Bjarg_the_Demigod: Or a General still with unfettered Darkness in his being.
20:50 Argoniya: Oh? And you know such?
20:50 Bjarg_the_Demigod: Can you be more specific?
20:51 Argoniya: Well, I could always use some good fighters to act as generals.
20:51 Argoniya: One that isn't afraid to fall...
20:51 Argoniya: And fears nothing but me.
20:52 Bjarg_the_Demigod: The General would fall into that category.
20:52 Bjarg_the_Demigod: But the Archer may be too young to promote to General just yet.
20:53 Argoniya: Oh? Well then we will have to see how he grows up...
20:53 Bjarg_the_Demigod: And what would you offer to lure him over to your side?
20:54 Argoniya: Well, perhaps a promise that I won't break him?
20:55 Bjarg_the_Demigod: Or his weapons? That might be as attractive as immortality.
20:56 Argoniya: Hmmm, come to think of it, immortality would be great bait too, don't you think?
20:57 Bjarg_the_Demigod: But he is learning from the Bear, so don't be to certain the Archer could not put up a good fight should you decide to test him.
20:57 Argoniya: The bear?
20:57 Argoniya: Who's this, the 'bear' you speak of?
20:57 Bjarg_the_Demigod: Immortality is not all it's advertised to be.
20:58 Bjarg_the_Demigod: Garras ... you remember him of course. *grins
20:58 Argoniya: Oh, OH.
20:58 Argoniya: Oh Gods, he's taking the side of you? Why would he?
21:00 Bjarg_the_Demigod: * the grin sliding into a smile "Oh, you should probably ask him. But for my part I'm glad he does ... he is rather charming I find."
21:01 Asher_Ouellet: Glares at Bjarg and Argoniya, grunts coldly. "Are you two really bargaining over the residents right now?"
21:01 Argoniya: *Bites lips slightly.* "Oh, yes... Yes, he is, with those giant muscles around his body, and snow-white furs around his body, completely opposite to myself..."
21:03 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *Look over at the impudent Hunter "Bargaining? Over your future? Isn't that what gods do to amuse themselves?
21:03 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Yes, he is compelling in his own way"
21:03 Argoniya: "Well, I do believe it's not fair for us to decide their fate..." *Smirks*
21:04 Argoniya: "By Gods, those muscles around him, those giant biceps..."
21:04 Asher_Ouellet: Grits teeth, eyes start to sparkle again as I watch Bjarg, then Argoniya "Wow... How noble of both of you... Acting like the saviors of the forest, and then this..."
21:05 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "If you were half as smart as one of your arrows, you would realize that Argoniya is not a savior of the Forest"
21:05 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Is this the new Argoniya, Lord of the Underworld. Do you have a new publicity agent to give you a more wholesome image?"
21:06 Argoniya: "I have no need for such... Though modern times I do see a need for one from time to time..."
21:07 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "A good agent would enhance your recruiting abilities "
21:07 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Although you first impression with this Archer is not going well."
21:08 Argoniya: "Wait, so this is the Archer you were talking about?"
21:08 Asher_Ouellet: Smiles mischievously "I was referring to you Bjarg... But if you put yourself in the same category with that dark lord, you are already indicating lots of things to me..." shifts focus back to Argoniya, eyes glow a bit more. "Stay away from me and Minotaur..."
21:08 Asher_Ouellet: "I am the archer, yes..."
21:08 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Yes, in the flesh...complete with sparkling blue eyes"
21:09 Argoniya: *Scoffs.* "Ha! And here I thought he was actually going to grow into a threat! I have no need for harming Minotaur."
21:09 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "I believe you said "both of you" and that followed by "saviors".
21:10 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "And you would harm the Minotaur how?"
21:10 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "By recruiting his apprentice?
21:11 Asher_Ouellet: Chuckles "You and your beloved father... Overly confident Demigod Bjarg..." makes eye contact with Argoniya, eyes glint a bit more. "Oh you wouldn't want me to be a threat to you, don't you worry..." smirks
21:12 Argoniya: "Oh? I will keep my eyes on you then..." smirks back, before licking my lips.
21:12 Argoniya: "I have no need for harming such, but if I needed to, I would jsimply sweep his arena clean."
21:12 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Ah, yes. Dahvin, your hero."
21:13 Asher_Ouellet: Shakes head to Argoniya's comment, then snorts at Bjarg's words. "More like your hero, I suppose... Your idol father, the guide of the forest..." mumbles sarcastically.
21:13 Argoniya: "Ah yes, then there's Dahvin..."
21:14 Argoniya: "Oh, that reminds me, tell your father to stop sending me the drawings of me getting... 'Brutalized' by him. I have no more space to hang them."
21:15 Asher_Ouellet: "It is so much weirder that why you bargain with a "Demonic" lord in the first place, Bjarg..." sighs
21:16 Asher_Ouellet: Giggles amusedly at Argoniya's words "Yeah... That sounds like Dahvin..."
21:17 Argoniya: "By Gods, I have no idea where he keeps getting those from, but mark my words when I find the source they will pay for it dearly."
21:17 Bjarg_the_Demigod: The situation diffused somewhat by the admission that Argoniya is not interested in harming the General, Bjarg turns his attention to the Lord and the Archer.
21:17 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *Glares again at the impudent Archer. "Watch your tone, boy. It is only because Dahvin vouches for you, that you roam the Forest free today."
21:18 Bjarg_the_Demigod: Bjarg returns to "bargaining" with Argoniya. "So, if you were interested in recruiting this suspect manling to your service, what would it take on my part?
21:19 Asher_Ouellet: "Oh look... Now the big handsome dude threatens... This can't get any better..." growls, and wanders away a little bit far, sits on my butt, resting my back against the tree.
21:21 Argoniya: "Take on your part, that is the question... What I have, you also have... Immortality, the army of undead... and then the technically dead... What if I was to offer you a chance to resurrect anybody of your choice, no questions asked and no conditions."
21:21 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *smiles at Argoniya "The Archer is not really as dumb as his actions make him out to be. I mean he may be, or could be trained to be, a competent warrior in your service. ..despite sitting down in the presence of consummate Evil with his weapons pinned against the trunk of the tree.
21:22 Argoniya: "Oh, please... I am not that evil if you think about it... I am only using drastic measures to achieve my goals... If anything, you could call me a successful entrepreneur.."
21:22 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *Looks at Argoniya "That would be your offer in exchange for the Archer?
21:23 Argoniya: "Yes, but just once and for one single soul. No less, no more. Only one single soul to be released from the Underworld..."
21:23 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *LAUGHS
21:23 Asher_Ouellet: "Oh for fuck's sake... You are the most annoying supernatural weirdo I have ever encountered Bjarg..." Still hearing the negotiations about me, I rise to my feet again, alert to any threat.
21:23 Argoniya: "But in return, I shall ask no questions of the soul and raise no objection..."
21:25 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *after I stop laughing at Argoniya's description of his new image ... "Well, that is an offer to seriously consider. So it would be for one soul, with no expiration date?
21:26 Argoniya: "No expiration date, though I cannot guarantee that the soul's mind isn't broken... But you can easily fix that, can't you?"
21:26 Argoniya: "Don't worry, Archer. I'm not actually going to recruit you... Ha!"
21:27 Asher_Ouellet: Still glares at both, trying to understand their weird intentions, does not reply back.
21:27 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "...and I'll even toss in a year's supply of mead to ease the pain of training him to be a valued Lieutenant."
21:29 Argoniya: "...That mead offer is tempting... Very tempting. But for now, no deal shall be made."
21:28 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *But then disappointed that the Lord is not interested.
21:31 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *turns to the impudent Archer "Looks like you are safe to train with the General for the time being."
21:31 Argoniya: "After all, it wouldn't be fair of me to take him without asking for his opinion..."
21:32 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "I'm certain he would not agree without some offer on your part. There are probably several things he would be interested in from you."
21:33 Argoniya: "Yes, indeed. Tell me, Archer. What could possibly lure you into joining my ranks?"
21:33 Asher_Ouellet: Laughs at Argoniya's last question. "I don't know you..."
21:33 Asher_Ouellet: Takes a couple of steps towards Bjarg, eyes shining like diamonds this time, and you can sense the magical effects now, even though I am not using my power. "I am warning you Bjarg... Don't you fucking dare to bargain with me. You would be the one who regrets it in the end..." looks back at Argoniya "I guess that was supposed to be a nice move from you, huh? Cute..."
21:36 Argoniya: *Smirks as I cross my arms* "Oh, well... Let's just say... Whatever Bjarg can offer you, I can the same..."
21:37 Asher_Ouellet: Grins sarcastically "Does Bjarg looks like a "demi"god who cares about me? He wouldn't offer me something that I want... Maybe you can though... In time, we will see..."
21:38 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *Bjarg stares back hard at the impudent Archer ..deep into his blazing blue diamond eyes ... 'DON'T EVEN PRETEND TO FUCK WITH ME, BOY! YOU MAY HAVE SOME MAGICAL POWERS. INDEED YOU HAVE BEEN A SUSPECT MANLING SINCE THE MOMENT I SAW YOU. BUT YOUR POWERS ARE NOTHING TO FEAR. "* Bjarg pokes the Archer in the chest which sends him flying backwards into the tree again.
21:40 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *Bjarg cocks his head hearing that from the Archer. wouldn't offer me something that I want
21:40 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *now what was that supposed to mean, he thinks to himself.
21:42 Asher_Ouellet: I continue to look at Bjarg's eyes as he starts shouting at me, and before I can do something, I am suddenly pushed back to the tree, grunting loudly as my back slams into the tree. "Ahh... Fuck..." Inhaling deeply, my eyes continue to sparkle, as I draw my combat knife. "Don't you every touch me again..." Preparing my own hypnosis power slowly in case Bjarg approaches again.
21:43 Argoniya: *Watching Bjarg sending the archer into the trees, I would let out laughter for a moment.*
21:43 Argoniya: "Bjarg, it's obvious your father hasn't taught everything he knew to you..."
21:47 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Put that puny knife away, boy, before you hurt yourself. AND DON'T YOU THREATEN ME, BECAUSE YOUR POWERS ARE NOT GOING TO WORK AGAINST ANY GODS OR DEMIGODS IN THIS FOREST." *Bjarg raises his arm and with a sweeping motion a stout vine hurls towards the Archer, binding him back against the tree, coiling itself around his arms and legs and then around the trunk of the tree.
21:49 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *turning to Argonia, "Oh Dahvin has taught me much ... that was just the tip of the proverbial iceberg. But what would you know about icebergs." *smiles
21:50 Argoniya: "Oh, but he hasn't taught you how to make allies well... At this rate, I shouldn't make any propositions and I would still have enlisted almost every resident of this forest!"
21:51 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Oh? Is the Lord of the Underworld proposing an alliance?
21:53 Asher_Ouellet: A huge windstorm pushes me against the tree, making me grunt again as I feel difficulty of moving my body. The anger inside me rises, my eyes start to shine like stars, not looking away from Bjarg's gaze, I give an evil chuckle, and mumble silently. "It could have been true... If my own magical power didn't have a some "godly" sources..." I glare at him defiantly, then listen Argoniya's words.
21:53 Argoniya: "I do not make alliances, but as the way I see it right now, you will lose the favors of your allies, all of them, if you keep up with manners like that..."
21:53 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Or are you referring to this impudent excuse for a boy Archer? He would be a challenge even for Robin Hood. You can have him without any offer on your part. Just take him and go."
21:54 Argoniya: "Should I now? Very tempting..."
21:55 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "So the Archer's powers have some "godly" sources? It's as I suspected. You are allied with the Darkness. That is the attachment between you and the General."
21:57 Asher_Ouellet: Laughs sarcastically "And you are the light here? The protector? I'm sure your father would be proud..." looks at Argoniya "I promise you, if you recruit me, I would try my best to screw all of your plans up..." grins
21:58 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Is it possible that the Universe has spawned something even more evil than the Lord of the Underworld?
21:59 Argoniya: "Oh, please..."
21:59 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *What motivates this peudo-manling, Bjarg wonders to himself.
22:00 Asher_Ouellet: Take a couple of steps towards Argoniya, my glowing eyes looking directly om his face. "You don't believe me?"
22:01 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *Note to Awen .. make stronger vines.
22:01 Argoniya: Crossing my arms as a grin shines on my face. "Perhaps I do."
22:03 Asher_Ouellet: Shakes my head to Argoniya's comment. "I don't fucking care who you choose... Just stay away from me and Minotaur as I said... I don't fucking give a sh*t about the deal between you and Bjarg..." glares back at Bjarg
22:04 Argoniya: "Alright, alright... You and this... Minotaur are off-limits... Though, I still can't believe Garras has decided to teach you..."
22:05 Asher_Ouellet: "Garr didn't say anything about teaching... I guess you were so busy listening to this contradictory demigod..."
22:06 Argoniya: "Oh, so he hasn't taken any side yet... Good... If he was enlisted to side with this... Demigod, my defeat would have been almost imminent."
22:08 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "You will have to ask the Bear whose side he fights on ... for whom and for what. But I'm guessing it is not your side."
22:09 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "But it is good to know that your forces are now so weak that the help of a Bear, even the mighty Garras, can tip the scale.
22:10 Argoniya: "My force is strong, don't get me wrong... But Garras... is a different matter. Don't you dare pull him into this fight... Or mark my words, I will burn every tree that comes into my eyes, salt down every inch of soil I step on..."
22:12 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Garras is his own Bear. He does not need recruiting or incentives. He chooses what he chooses. It will be your downfall to not have him on your side."
22:13 Asher_Ouellet: "Oh my lord... The son of the nature is giving advice to the lord of the underworld?"
22:14 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *turns to the impudent Archer, "STFU, boy. It is not advice. Only a friendly warning. You would do well to learn how to recognize the difference,"
22:15 Argoniya: "Ooooh, yes. A friendly warning... But I don't issue warnings... I only state facts. By my name, it will be done so if Garras was to join you in this fight..."
22:16 Bjarg_the_Demigod: Both of you missed what happened at Samhain
22:16 Argoniya: (What happened?)
22:16 Bjarg_the_Demigod: (OMG, the Lord of the Underworld is getting dementia)
22:16 Asher_Ouellet: "You are the idiot who cannot differentiate while making a bargain with a demonic lord... Ignorant supernatural weirdos..." (I didn't technically miss it :) Besides, it was fun to read :))
22:17 Argoniya: "Well, I sure do try to enlist Garras into my ranks... But for some reason he refuses..."
22:18 Argoniya: "I don't get it. Who would not love the promise of immortality, infinite wealth, and even rights to enslave other souls at their heart's desires?"
22:19 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Ignortant supernatural weirdos? Apparently the boy Archer does not consider himself either supernatural or weird
22:20 Asher_Ouellet: "I am human... who encountered some unlucky things... That's all... I am proud of who I am... And for your question Argoniya, believe it or not, there are more valuable things than all of those you have stated..."
22:21 Argoniya: "Instead of immortality and super strength with infinite wealth, he would rather freely roam the Overworld, scavenging for his life! I cannot believe it. But... I guess that only adds the charm to his already overflowing charms..."
22:21 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Like i said earlier, Argoniya, You can have him without any enticing offer. And the Bear is probably equally capable of ignoring the offer you make."
22:21 Argoniya: "He has ignored it. I even offered him my crown for fun, and he turned it away too!"
22:22 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Yes, as I admitted. He is, ah, charming."
22:22 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Much more so than this excuse for an Archer"
22:22 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *glares at Asher
22:22 Argoniya: "Yes, a very much strange individual... But with overflowing charms."
22:23 Argoniya: "Oh, Archer is very charming too..."
22:23 Asher_Ouellet: "Like I said, the more I come to know you, the more chance I may accept your offer... Like I mentioned, you would probably can give me something that Bjarg doesn't..." grins at Bjarg.
22:23 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Oh, I'm sure. To those with an abundance of Darkness like Minotaur and you."
22:24 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "I confess I was blinded when I first laid eyes on him."
22:24 Asher_Ouellet: Pstt... "we cannot be darker or more evil than you, for sure..."
22:24 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Never judge a book by its cover, someone said once."
22:24 Argoniya: "Same for me too... Except it was due to my eye holes getting swollen from his fists."
22:25 Argoniya: "But oh, what magnificent muscles, what snow-white furs completely opposite from mine..."
22:25 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "I agree with your assessment of the Bear, but I was referring to the Archer"
22:25 Asher_Ouellet: Smirks "And that's Bjarg... where our feelings collide. Don't judge a book by it's cover..." looks at Argoniya, voice getting softer just a little bit "You have your own charm too, lord..."
22:26 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *laughs out loud when he hears the Archer
22:26 Argoniya: "Oh. Well, why thank you..."
22:27 Argoniya: "And oh. Well, Garras did blind me temporarily the first time we met..."
22:28 Asher_Ouellet: Grins "That sounds like Garr the Bear"
22:28 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Yes he did. It was a magnificent victory."
22:28 Argoniya: "BUT due only to my letting him."
22:28 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Of course"
22:29 Asher_Ouellet: Snorts and chuckles "Uh-huh..."
22:29 Argoniya: "Of course is right! If he was any other, I would have twisted their spine and pulled it out of their bodies!"
22:30 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "And this is why you are so fearful of your empire totally collapsing if he were to fight on our side?
22:30 Asher_Ouellet: "Don't be so shy about it Argoniya... He is also "almost" immune to my power too..." eyes sparkling again.
22:31 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "I think Dahvin will tremble knowing that his spine is in danger.
22:31 Argoniya: "Then there's his combat skill of course! I- It's only because my empire fears him for his skills! Nothing more!"
22:31 Argoniya: "Oh, that reminds me. Your father is late on child support." I would smirk as I joke.
22:32 Asher_Ouellet: Grins
22:32 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *laughs out loud again "Garras is "almost" immune to your powers?
22:33 Asher_Ouellet: "Do you find something funny about it?" glares back to Bjarg
22:33 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "And you should fear Garras for his combat skills ... and more."
22:33 Argoniya: "W- Well, he is indeed a fierce fighter!"
22:34 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Child support? Yes, he is a busy god lately. But he will return. And you should prepare."
22:35 Argoniya: "By Gods, I shall pull his spine out when I catch the sight of him! But then again, he has been a good friend..."
22:36 Asher_Ouellet: "He is a good bear..." turns a bit red, mumbles silently
22:36 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "So you are faced with the dilemma of hurting him or loving him as a friend?"
22:37 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Is this Garras or Davin that Argonia speaks of?"
22:37 Asher_Ouellet: "Garras..."
22:37 Argoniya: "Well..."
22:38 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Ah the Archer blushes. It is such a good contrast with his blue eyes."
22:38 Asher_Ouellet: "Shut up Bjarg..." grunts and shakes head
22:38 Argoniya: "Ah, so his charm has yet claims another victim..."
22:38 Asher_Ouellet: Eyes still glowing though...
22:38 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "I suspect he is more than just a good ... Bear."
22:39 Argoniya: "Of course, he's a good opponent, he's a good friend and good moral support."
22:39 Asher_Ouellet: "well... He is a complicated and unique character, but he is good for sure..."
22:39 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *Hurls another vine to wrap around your mouth.
22:40 Asher_Ouellet: Grunts as I am pushed back again because of the wind "Can you just stop?"
22:40 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "yes, good for sure .."
22:41 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *note to Awen ... make thicker vines with more leaves to fill the mouths of impudent Archers.
22:42 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *something thicker that what normally has been filling his mouth.
22:43 Asher_Ouellet: Grrr.... Falls on my butt, eyes sparkle more as I breathe deeply, coughs as some things are pushed into my mouth. "Ahh... Fucking Good Lord... How desperate can you get..."
22:43 Argoniya: "Yes, my dearest Garras... Oh, his presence is only when I can feel my dead heart..."
22:44 Argoniya: "F- For the burning feeling of competition! Nothing more!"
22:44 Asher_Ouellet: "Uff..."
22:44 Asher_Ouellet: "Right..."
22:44 Argoniya: "Yes, for the burning feeling of competition..."
22:44 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "I have not been desperate for a very long time. But I do get impatient. And you try my patience, boy."
22:45 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "I think the boy Archer was thinking of the burning feeling of something else .. not competition.
22:45 Asher_Ouellet: "For a demigod, don't you have a pretty limited patience?" smirks teasingly.
22:46 Asher_Ouellet: "I am not as dirty minded as you Bjarg... If you think like that, I don't know..." grin widens.
22:46 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Patience has never been one of the strong qualities in the gods."
22:47 Asher_Ouellet: Mumbles sarcastically "Yeah' that's pretty obvious..."
22:47 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Oh? Apparently my comment was not misinterpreted."
22:48 Asher_Ouellet: Sighs deeply "You are unbearable... I am heading to the depths of the forest... And Bjarg, don't you talk to me as if I am your property... Because I am not..." gathering my belongings...
22:49 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *smiles at the Archer's choice of words ..."unBEARarble .. good Freudian slip, boy.
22:50 Asher_Ouellet: Make a wry face "Oh my lord... I can't imagine how Dahvin raised you... You are more annoying than some humans...."
22:51 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Actually, Dahvin did not raise me. I was raised by humans."
22:50 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Property? ROTFL You are the last thing I would want as property. I leave you to be the property of the General"
22:51 Argoniya: "And who is this General you all are speaking of?"
22:52 Bjarg_the_Demigod: The Dark General ... the Minotaur ... The Bull .. Spawn of Poseidon's White Bull.
22:52 Argoniya: "Ah."
22:53 Asher_Ouellet: Grunts "I am not property of anyone, you little... Grah..." Takes a deep breath, then snorts in amusement "That explains a lot why you talk like an idiot human then instead of some supernatural creature who uses wise words..." winks before going into the forest
22:54 Bjarg_the_Demigod: *hurls one last vine after the impudent Archer, tripping him as he departs.
22:54 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Be careful out there, boy. The General has designs for you."
22:55 Asher_Ouellet: (Hahah LOL take care guys :))
22:55 Argoniya: (Awwww take care!)
22:56 Argoniya: "Well, now that Archer is gone... I shall hide in the bushes until the daddy b- I MEAN Garras comes about.."
22:57 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Hiding is impossible. he will detect you immediately, concealed or not, by your scent of fire and brimstone."
22:58 Argoniya: "Blast it! Damned is the one that has cursed me with this fire on my skin and scent of brimstone around my presence!"
22:59 Bjarg_the_Demigod: "Perhaps some honey mead would set the perfect trap"
23:00 Argoniya: "I have not seen him drinking any other than the cheap beers... So that should work, I suppose."
23:02 Argoniya: "After all, I do know your father and you makes the best honey meads in both worlds..."
23:06 Bjarg_the_Demigod: Yes, it's an age-old recipe. And we source it to the Bar.
23:06 Argoniya: Ah.
23:07 Argoniya: So it will lure him for certain!
23:07 Bjarg_the_Demigod: He seems to like it.
23:08 Bjarg_the_Demigod: It might even have a positive effect on you.
23:08 Argoniya: Oh? And what kind of positive effect do you expect it to have on me?
23:10 Bjarg_the_Demigod: Smooth some of the rough edges, make you more appealing to humans.
23:10 Argoniya: Ooooh?
23:11 Bjarg_the_Demigod: Although, certain Archers do not drink it, and are not attracted to those who have been drinking it.
23:12 Argoniya: Oh, oh well, their loss.
23:12 Bjarg_the_Demigod: Exactly
23:12 Argoniya: Alright! Bring me a barrel of this honey mead!
23:13 Bjarg_the_Demigod: I will have it delivered to your entry portal.
23:14 Bjarg_the_Demigod: Consider it a gift for the time when you recruit the Archer.
23:15 Argoniya: Why, thank you. I am grateful.
23:22 Bjarg_the_Demigod: Well thank y'all for engaging in this gathering. I've got a patrol to make ...so see ya later. *Retrieves vines and hangs them back up in the tree.

Published: 2021-11-09, viewed 57 times.