School for Jobbers

06:16 Herb_Stockman: "Introducing first... he stands six foot five, and weighs a staggering five hundred and sixty seven pounds... He is the reigning heavyweight champion... Herb 'The Wrecking Ball' Stockmaaaaaan!" Herb steps out from the curtains as his music starts to play, and puts his arms up in the air, letting out a roar as the fireworks go off! The title belt doesn't actually fit around his waist, so he has it draped over his shoulder as he slowly lumbers towards the ring, wearing his white and red wrestling singlet that struggles to contain his bulk. He reaches up to grab the ropes as he approaches the ring, and the ring tilts noticeably towards him as he pulls himself up onto the apron, then steps through the ropes. He takes the belt off his shoulder and holds it up in the air, listening to the cheers of the crowd before he hands it off to the referee. He then steps over into his corner as his music fades out, and he turns to look towards the entrance, waiting for his opponent.
06:20 Runt3114: The last time I fought Herb I was demolished completely. Since then he’s become the champion and has made it impossible to lose that belt. Well I won the match to earn a right to fight him. And this time I’ll get the win, but I know he’s stronger than me, so I’ll have to be quick about this. I see you enter but you don’t see me blending with the crowd. When you turn your back, I make my way into that ring by climbing the top rope. You still don’t notice me but I do a drop kick to the back of your head! The bell rings afterwards as it is now Herb Vs Evan the Kid. I’m then on your kicking the back of your legs and bashing away whenever I can always maintaining a distance as I am terrified to face you!
06:24 Herb_Stockman: Herb stands there as he waits for his opponent to enter, a little guy who won a #1 contender's match, and who Herb had quite soundly beaten in the past. Really says a lot about the sort of competition he has here, as his sheer size and incredible strength has proven to be quite effective at mopping up the other wrestlers. He raises his eyebrows as nobody comes, and glances around, wondering if his opponent decided to just not show up! Then suddenly he finds himself drop kicked in the back of the head, knocking his big head forward!! Highly confused by the surprise attack, he stumbles forward, nearly falling over, but manages to keep his footing. He feels little kicks smack up against the back of his legs, and he lets out a growl as he reels around angrily, and throws a big backhanded fist out as he does so, trying to hit whoever is behind him!!
06:28 Runt3114: I’m hitting your knees with everything I can but it’s like hitting a brick wall!!! You back hand fist Nearly grazing me. I am complaining started at the sheer speed you arms have but I’m not giving up. I ram fist on your back a few times before jumping on you. And putting you in a sleeper hold. I squeeze as hard as a I can. My legs not even being able to touch, I scream as loud as I can and tight the hold as best I can!!!!
06:31 Herb_Stockman: Herb can feel his large fist graze something as he turns and throws his attack, but he still can't see his opponent, and he lets out an annoyed grunt when he feels Evan leap up onto his back!! Evan's little arms manage to wrap around his thick neck, while his legs only manage to get partway around the big man's waist, and Herb reaches up over his shoulders, his huge mitts grabbing for Evan's head, but he seems to have quite a hard time reaching back behind his own bulk!
06:34 Runt3114: I’m using everything I can, I squeeze harder and harder but that’s when I notice, it’s hard for you to reach me. I pull my head away as best I can your hands easily being bigger than my face. I close my eyes and scream more “FALL YOU BIG FUCK!!!!” That’s when I feel it you are down on one knee!!!! My surprise is huge but I can let up I tighten the hold and try to wrap my body around yours
06:38 Herb_Stockman: Herb's grabby attempts slow down as the choke hold is proving to be surprisingly effective, and he finds himself suddenly getting lightheaded! He drops down to one knee with a thud, then he slowly tips over as he falls onto his side, shaking the ring as he lands, and he pins Evan's leg underneath him! Herb's wall of a back looms over Evan as Herb lets out a groan, and slowly starts to roll over onto his back, right on top of the much smaller wrestler!
06:41 Runt3114: My eyes widen when I get you down completely I start to smile but I can’t move when I notice your body is on my leg. My joy turns to horror when you’re entire body engulfs mine. I try and get you off me, but at only 154 lbs you easily dwarf me. I still try to keep the sleeper on your but your weight is to much and I try and get you of my to no luck!
06:44 Herb_Stockman: Herb can feel the little man's body pressing into his back as he rolls onto it, and his head starts to clear once Evan lets go of the sleeper hold! Once he realizes what is going on, and that his opponent seems to be trapped under his back, Herb bend his knees to put his feet flat on the mat, and he presses against it to slide his huge body up more squarely on top of Evan, practically smearing him into the mat as he does so, and then he lets his immense weight sit there for a moment!
06:46 Runt3114: My face is soon enveloped my herbs entire back, barley able to move my head to the side to breath. I can feel it harder to breath as I try and move my arms but I can even do that. All I can do is squirm for air!! I then hear a small pop from my body as I feel one of my ribs break, I try and scream but your entire back has me eclipsed!!!!!
06:50 Herb_Stockman: Herb is well aware his weight can cause some damage, especially to someone as small as his current opponent, but he doesn't know he has already done rib damage despite only being on Evan for a handful of seconds. He hears some muffled noises, but then he rolls over some more, his weight shifting on Evan as he does so, and his huge back peels up off the little guy, leaving him plastered to the mat! Herb pushes himself up onto his hands and knees as he rolls over, and rears up on his knees as he starts to get back up to his feet!
06:53 Runt3114: I finally feel you off me as I cough up a storm. Holding my abs I begin to drag Myself to one of the ring corners. I make it to the bottom rope and slide out to the outside ring. I sit next to the steel steps out of breath and barley Able to stand, but I came here to get that belt! So I try and stand back up as best I can
06:55 Herb_Stockman: Herb looks down at Evan once he gets to his feet, seeing the little taste of his weight seems to have already had quite an effect on the much smaller man! Herb smiles to himself as he watches Evan flee, crawling to the corner and outside the ring. Herb slowly walks over to the ropes, looking down at him as he calls out, "Don't think I won't go out there, ya' lil' runt!" He then ducks through the ropes onto the apron, and starts to step over towards the steel steps.
06:57 Runt3114: I power up and run at him as fast as I can. Hitting his face with my Elbows and fists! Using my kicks on his legs and trying.
06:58 Runt3114: to hit his abs. I then back up and do a rubbing drop kick yo his chest. It connects but I fall on my ass now looking above me you tower over me and fear begins to show on my eyes!”
07:03 Herb_Stockman: Herb holds onto the ropes as he lowers himself down to the floor, only to immediately get hit in the head by his opponent! With a whole foot in height difference, Evan has to really reach up for his little fists to hit Herb on his chubby cheeks while also kicking the big man in his enormous, well padded belly, making it shudder a bit from the impacts! Herb takes a few small steps back during the flurry, which Evan finishes off with a running drop kick! Herb lets out a grunt as the smaller man's feet slam against his chest, and the big man stumbles back one more step from the blow, but he manages to keep standing! He narrows his eyes as he looks down at Evan, sitting on the floor, and he starts to step forward, and he bends over to reach down and try to grab Evan by the head to pull him up!
07:06 Runt3114: Your hand envelopes my entire head, I’m pulled up all the way back to my feet and i try to break free but you have a VERY hard grip. I can feel at any moment you could crush me like a grape. I begin ti hit your abs and Chest trying to break free. But I’m now beginning to realize that this rematch isn’t really a match. It’s just a casual warm up for you and you’re not even trying. But I am, I’m still trying to break free and do something against you!
07:09 Herb_Stockman: Herb frowns as he pulls Evan up and the little guy immediately starts to hit him with some body shots, and in response, Herb pulls Evan closer, shoving him up against his warm belly and chest as he wraps one arm around Evan's head, completely burying his face in between his huge pecs, then Herb raises his free arm, and brings it crashing down to smash his heavy forearm against the smaller man's upper back!!
07:13 Runt3114: My face now comes into contact with your Chest. My muffled screams are soon interrupted by a tree trunk like arm that has me down kissing the concrete floor. My eyes are as wide as they can be. I grab one of your legs and wrap my arm around it trying to make you budge at least
07:15 Herb_Stockman: Herb's blow sends Evan face down to the floor, and Herb has to lean forward to look down and see his fallen opponent past his own bulk! He feels Evan's arms wrap around his leg, and Herb slides his foot backwards, dragging Evan along the floor as he does so. The big man then lifts up his other foot and plants it down on Evan's lower back, and his foot sinks into Evan's back as he starts to apply some of his weight onto it, flattening Evan's midsection against the hard floor of the arena!!
07:17 Runt3114: As I’m being dragged I am soon met with your foot on my back. I scream loud and clear
07:18 Runt3114: I begin to flop like a fish trying to move up but your weight is to much for me. I can feel you grinding away at my back “what did I get myself into” I begin to think as the pain is immense
07:20 Herb_Stockman: Herb listens to the screaming and watches his opponent flail for a few seconds while pressing down on him with his foot, then he lifts his foot up, leaving a large red footprint on Evan's lower back! The big man then bends over once again, to grab Evan by the head and drag him back up to his feet a second time!
07:23 Runt3114: I’m pulled up by my hairs as our eyes lock, I muster everything and poke at one of your eyes. I use this opportunity to then get back in the ring. Legs wobbly as I have to use the ropes to even stand, my abs and back are blood red but I take a look at the belt in the corner and I want it!
07:26 Herb_Stockman: "Gah...!" Herb lets out a yelp when his opponent pokes him in the eye, and he brings his hand up to his face, his palm covering one half of it as he puts his other hand on the apron and hunches over for a moment, nursing his eye, currently blinded due to watering! Herb shakes his head to clear it as he sees his opponent back in the ring, and the big man thinks for a moment, then he bends over and lifts up the apron of the ring. He reaches underneath it and pulls out a table, the crowd cheering as he lifts it up and slides it into the ring!
07:28 Runt3114: I see the table slide and and I see you come In I run at you as best I can bashing away at your face abs body. I run at hit you with a clothesline but you don’t budge, I run again but nothing I run one More time to do a flying cross body on you
07:31 Herb_Stockman: Herb slides into the ring after the table, and as he gets to his feet he is once again immediately assaulted by his opponent! Another flurry of blows, which the big man manages to mostly keep anything from tagging his face too harshly with his arms, and his thick body seems to do a good job of absorbing any blows that hit it. Evan's clothesline slaps up against Herb's chest, but doesn't have much effect, and the cross body he sees coming, and he brings his arms up to catch Evan, one arm under his shoulder, and the other hooked between his legs, and Herb shakes with a chuckle as he holds the little guy firmly against his chest while stepping out towards the middle of the ring!
07:32 Runt3114: I’m caught and try to wiggle out but his grip on my is strong. I flail hard but nothing seems to work!!!
18:16 Herb_Stockman: Herb tightens his grip as he feels the little man wiggling, making it very difficult for Evan to move, and as he gets to the middle of the ring, he pauses, heaves Evan up a bit higher to about shoulder height, then the big man falls forward, bringing Evan down for an absolutely massive powerslam!! The two men hit the mat with a loud WHOMP as Herb's giant belly, and center of mass, slams into the mat beside Evan, but his still huge and heavy chest lands on top of Evan's entire torso, smashing him into the mat with the impact!!
18:18 Runt3114: I’m lifting up for a moment just so I am then hit with the mother of all power slams. All the air in my escapes as I try and breath but my back and head we’re whiplash hard on contact. My body starts to twitch as your massive frame is on me. I use what little strength to put my hand on your chest to try and push you off me
18:23 Herb_Stockman: Herb lets out a grunt as he lands the move, his own weight knocking the wind out of him some, but he can hear the air whoosh out of Evan due to the powerslam, knowing the little guy certainly got the worst of that one! Evan's little hands press weakly against his chest as the big man heaves himself up to a crawling position, then he lurches forward, and drags his warm, heavy belly over top of Evan, letting it hang down and rest on the little guy as the referee comes in to start the three count!
18:26 Runt3114: The ref goes for the 3 count, “1.2….” I barley manage to lift my arm up. I can see your entire belly covering mine and I do the best that I can and manage to wiggle out of you. I begin to crawl to the ropes only managing to make it to The bottom ropes as I try and Stand up but my legs give out. But I look you dead in the eyes and flick you off
18:30 Herb_Stockman: Herb waits as the referee gets to the two count before Evan gets his arm up to stop it! He stays on all fours above Evan, feeling the smaller man's little body rubbing against his belly as Evan drags himself out from under the behemoth wrestler, with Herb knowing he could just drop his full weight on the little guy and squish him like a bug if he wants to. Once Evan manages to drag himself free, Herb rears up on his knees, and pushes himself back up to his feet. He watches Evan, slowly stepping over towards him as the little guy tries to stand, but ends up falling back down before even getting to his feet, and Herb blinks in surprise, raising his eyebrows as he is flipped off, "Oh ho... feisty one, are ya'?" He asks, as he approaches, towering over Evan once again.
18:34 Runt3114: I see you walking and I kick your groins. It takes alot of energy to get up as I hit your body again and again. But I am kicking your chest, shoulders and arms but it’s hurting me more than I thought. I then run to the ropes and drop kick you to the face panting after all those combos. I hold my abs as right now every part of my body is in sheer pain and the only thing keeping me going is that belt
18:38 Herb_Stockman: Herb lets out a groan as he's hit in the balls, and he hunches over, nursing his going which he has a hard time reaching around his big gut. Evan starts to unload on him after that, finding the energy to send kick after kick to various locations on Herb's body, and Herb has a -lot- of real estate, so it's hard to cover it all to protect it with his arms! Even finishes off his combo with a surprisingly high dropkick to Herb's face which sends the big man stumbling backwards, arms flailing as he tries to keep his balance!
18:41 Runt3114: I see you begin to fall out of balance! I get up and use the ropes to the one more drop kick to the face. Your back connects with the floor as the crowd is shocked! I run and put my arm over your Chest and the ref begins ti count but you push me aside far as I am only able to get the 1 count. I begin to Climb the ropes again and then jump at you with a frog splash. It connects but I damaged my ribs as I hear another one break. I roll away from you using the bottom turnbuckle to rest for a bit
18:45 Herb_Stockman: Another drop kick is enough to send Herb tipping over and he seems to fall in slow motion as gravity takes over, and he lands on his back with a loud CRASH that shakes the whole arena!! His arms and legs are splayed out on the mat as Evan goes for a pin, and the ref manages to count to one before Herb shoves Evan away with one hand. Before the big man can even move, Evan is up on the turnbuckle, leaping off, but Herb spots this, and braces himself, bringing his thick forearms up to cover his chest and stomach as Evan lands on him, eliciting another grunt from Herb, but Evan's chest pounds into one of Herb's forearms and the little guy rolls aside. Herb continues to lay there for a moment, his mountain of a stomach heaving up and down a few inches as he breathe, then finally he lifts his arm up as he rolls over and starts to push himself back up to his feet.
18:49 Runt3114: I see you get up and start to get up at the same pace. I notice the table you brought earlier and set it up. I walk to you grab your hair and give you a slap to the face I then get very cocky and put my arms around you and try and lift you up. My arms can barely fit around and it feels like I’m barely moving you at all
18:53 Herb_Stockman: Herb grunts in annoyance as Evan's hand smacks up against his chubby cheek, and Herb shakes his head to clear it after the blow. He feels Evan's little arms wrap partway around him, and he blinks as he looks down at Evan with some bemusement, just standing there as he lets the much smaller man try to lift up someone almost four times his size! After letting Evan make a good effort, Herb suddenly wraps his arms around his opponent, and clamps him tightly in a hug, then he effortlessly picks Evan up and completely engulfs him, squeezing his little body now in a huge, bone crunching bearhug!!
18:55 Runt3114: I realize how bad I screwed up as I am soon crushed in a bear hug. My legs wiggle as much as they can I try and push back but my body begins to disappear as it’s being enveloped by yours. My eyes start to roll up as I’m losing any sort of conscious “fuck….you…” I’m barley able to get those words out
18:58 Herb_Stockman: Herb starts to slowly tighten his grip, not wanting to put all his strength into it at once as Evan feels the pressure slowly getting higher and higher. When Herb hears Evan insult him, however, he suddenly gives the little man a big squeeze, cutting him off as the rest of the air gets crushed out of him in a pained gagging sound!! Herb leans back, and holds the bearhug tightly, his chest and arm muscles bulging from the exertion as he slowly starts to crush the life out of the much smaller man in his hug!!
19:00 Runt3114: Your arms tighten me more and more, my spine starts to make some weird popping noises and I am soon out of it. I’m now just a sack of meat in your arms unable to even fight Back. The worse part is the crowd cheers while in this hold.
19:04 Herb_Stockman: Herb can feel Evan's back popping from the pressure of the hug, and it doesn't take long in Herb's powerful bearhug before the smaller man goes limp in his arms. Herb finally loosens his grip, and he carries Evan over to the table, then lays him down on his back on top of it. He grabs onto the table and turns it so that one long side of it is facing the nearest corner, then the big man plods over to the corner and turns so his back is facing it. He puts his hands on the top ropes, and heaves himself up so he is sitting on the top turnbuckle with his feet resting on the middle ropes, his weight making the top turnbuckle sag quite a bit. He raises his arms up in the air, then he pats on his big belly sitting on his lap before pointing at Evan, and he carefully starts to stand up on the middle ropes, holding onto the top ropes as long as he can to help him keep his balance.
19:09 Runt3114: I can feel I am put on the table by the time I’m able to even be a bit conscious I see you on the ropes I can even move at all. The best I can do is nudge my body a slight bit but it’s all in vein I know what’s gonna happen as I can see you’ve got you footing perfectly right and set up
19:14 Herb_Stockman: Herb clearly doesn't look comfortable as he stands upright on the middle ropes, his arms moving around a bit as he keeps his balance. He starts to tip forward as he bends his knees, then he hops up into the air, throwing his arms forward as he does so! Evan and the table are covered by Herb's shadow as the big man plummets down towards them, his belly perfectly lined up to land on Evan, and there's a loud crunching sound as five hundred and sixty pounds of bulk smashes right through the table, making the table practically explode out from underneath them as Evan is driven down HARD into the mat with over a quarter ton of weight landing heavily on him, completely smashing him into the mat!! Herb lands so hard on Evan, he bounces up a couple times before settling into place, his wide belly completely covering Evan from his chin down to his pelvis, making the little guy practically disappear as Herb just lays there on top of him amongst the wreckage of the table.
19:18 Runt3114: The table snaps as I am crushed by herbs entire body. I’m not even able to breathe as your body splash KO me completely. My legs not even twitching, my arms not moving. 1,2,3! Here is your winner and STILL your undefeated champion, WRECKING BALL STOCKMAN!!!!!!!!” The crowd cheers as I have lost my chance at getting the gold and revenge. Your body still on me but there’s truly nothing I can do at this point
19:22 Herb_Stockman: Herb continues to lay on Evan with his full weight until shortly after the 3 count is finished, then he slooowly rolls over, the side of his stomach engulfing Evan's head as Herb rolls right over it like a steamroller, then onto his back, making some crunching and crackling noises as his back crushes some of the bits and pieces of the broken table underneath him. The big man then sits up, and pulls himself up to his feet, and he lifts his foot up to plant it on Evan's chest, then he curls his arms up to flex, his already huge biceps bulging even larger as he is announced the winner, posing for the crowd with a grin! He takes his foot off of Evan as he turns to get the belt, and he yells that he'll be champion for a long time, because nobody can survive his big belly splash!
19:24 Runt3114: My body is woken up to being steamrolled by you I see you grab your belt and raise it high only to have my chest be stopped on. I just lay there out of it with no will to fight as the crowd continues to cheer and chant your name over and over again

Published: 2022-03-08, viewed 79 times.