International Pro Wrestling

PRE-MATCH TRASH TALK
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22:50 Carter Powers
Hey there, Egyptian cunt

22:51 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
Lol don't you have teeth to lose, buddy?

22:51 Carter Powers
You smell like you've been locked inside a sarcophagus for 10,000 years

22:52 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
You smell like you've been in the locker room "celebrating" with your teammates.

22:53 Carter Powers
At least my team wins at something and doesn't never secure a single cup (in any sport for that matter)

22:54 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Africa_Cup_of_Nations

22:54 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
Most successful team(s) Egypt (7 titles)

22:54 Carter Powers
Yeah cause you're playing with people who haven't eaten in three weeks... it's like dunking on a four year old and calling it a win

22:55 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
Haha and you're playing against skinny Nordic twinks who've spent their whole lives licking ice cubes and shopping at IKEA.

22:56 Carter Powers
We're the only country that can make RUSSIA run home in fear... you guys couldn't handle a few Libyan goat herders

22:58 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
Yeah is that why your pathetic nation of Maple Leaf jobbers haven't won one of your "Stanley Cups" in...decades? Centuries?

22:58 Carter Powers
How many Olympic golds does Egypt have? I can count them on both hands

22:59 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
Yeah and how many times have the Americans slapshotted your maple nuts right into the net for another brutal Canadian hockey defeat?

23:01 Carter Powers
American teams with Canadian boys on them

23:03 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
Yeah...that's why the American teams just happen to always have you Canadian jobber bitches by the balls.

23:04 Carter Powers
Cause American's ain't got the balls to do the dirty work themselves that's why they always need us to do it for them... they're too busy whining about "concussions" to the NFL

23:05 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
Yeah maybe if you grew a pair and played a REAL man's sport like soccer you wouldn't have to worry about being second best all the time...well...unless you played against Egypt of course ;)

23:05 Carter Powers
Soccer players spend most of the time rolling around on the ground anyways...I'll be happy to introduce you to the floor if you want

23:06 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
You're gonna be rolling around on the ground after I kick your tiny Canadian nuts all the way up to your throat.

23:07 Carter Powers
I'm gonna rip off that obelisk of yours and feed it to the beavers

23:09 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
I'm gonna rip off your tiny Canadian maple nuts and feed them to my camels ;)

23:09 Carter Powers
You'll be crying a Nile River when I'm done

23:12 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
Heh...after I win, I'll be ravaging your ass worse than a hungry Canadian moose.

23:14 Carter Powers
I'll leave you in the ring sticky and wet... and I promise it isn't just maple syrup

23:15 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
Do you even have balls anymore or did you sell them to the Americans after the last NAFTA negotiations?

23:18 Carter Powers
Oh yeah my balls are still here, didn't get claimed by Israel as a war trophy

23:19 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
....that's it. I'm going to fucking kill you for that one. Get in the ring. I'm gonna make you my personal Canadian bitch.

23:20 Carter Powers
Hahaha struck a nerve didn't I you big brown cunt... alright I'll show you just exactly why the Germans were terrified of us for two world wars

23:23 Carter Powers
BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPION WHOOP

23:24 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
Grrrrr...arrogant fucking Canadian bitch. I can't WAIT to dominate your ass in front of your hometown crowd. Meet me in the Vancouver WrestleDome at 7PM tonight.

23:26 Carter Powers
I'll be waiting for you if you can get your shitty plane working

THE MATCH
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23:27 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
I enter the arena as my theme music blares over the speaker. A crowd full of booing Canadian wrestling fans pierces my ears as I strut towards the ring wearing my Egyptian flag speedo. I step through the ropes as the announcer says..."THHHEEE CHALLENGER...FROM CAIRO, EGYPT...STANDING AT 6'1 AND 190LBS...AHMED THE EEEGGGYYYPPPTTIIIANNNN DOMINATOOORRRR!!!!!!" as the crowd BOOS me again I flex my big brown muscles for them...they can hate me all they want, I'll still win. yt

23:31 Carter Powers
I come out from my side... my music blares over the speakers as the crowd cheers for me... I come out wearing my Canadian flag speedo with red boots and white kneeguards, as well as grey handwraps... The announcer introduces me; "AND HIS OPPONENT... FROM VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA... STANDING AT 6'0 AND 191 LBS... IT'S CARTERRRRR POWEERRRRRRRRSSS!!!!!!" I come out from my side... crack my knuckles in front of the crowd and point at you before directing a throat slash at you... I'm sooo ready to just pound you into sand... yt

23:36 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
I grit my teeth as my face gets red with anger...not just as your stupid desert joke but at the announcer listing you as ONE pound heavier than me...I FLEX my muscles towards the crowd which boos me yet again, chanting "YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK!!!"...the announcer continues making pre-match chatter..."And as Carter said in his pre-match interview, his one pound advantage comes from his MASSIVE Canadian shlong!!!" and the crowd bursts into laughter, cheering in support for their hero! yt

23:37 Carter Powers
I lean into my corner giving you a cocky smirk and throwing rude gestures your way as the ref pats me down... trying to get you even more worked up than you already are yt

23:39 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
That cocky, jackass hockey player smirk...I can't wait to WIPE it off his face...the crowd laughing now, but they'll be cheering for ME soon...after the ref pats me down...the bell rings!! DING DING DING...I come out of the corner and start circling you...yt

23:39 Carter Powers
We circle and I swipe at you a few times... testing your defenses and looking for an opening... suddenly lunge at you and lock up grabbing your shoulders yt

23:40 Carlton Loth (SPECTATOR)
Walk up and slide into my seat on the front row.

23:40 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
I LOCK arms with you...noticing how strong your mighty pale arms are...I thrust you back a bit...our shirtless bodies grinding against each other...before I fake left, the wrap around right to get you in a rear waistlock!!! yt

23:42 Carter Powers
We push and strain against each other before you manage to roll behind me... I try to slam my elbow into your chest... yt

23:43 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
Your elbow SLAMS off my chest hard!!! AHHHH...fucker...I try to gain control by LIFTING you up a bit...pushing you forward until SLAM your chest into the turnbuckle!!!! "The Egyptian gaining an early advantage!" the announcer says...yt

23:44 Carter Powers
"Ugh..."my chest slams hard into the turnbuckle... more pissed off than hurt I spin around and hurl myself at you trying to clothesline your chest... yt

23:46 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
I smile...the ruthless Canadian meathead flinging his body at me...too predictable! I duck under your clothesline and turn around to grab you by the body and under the crotch...then I LIFTTT you up for a tilt-a-whirl SLAM!!! yt

23:47 VinnyMuscleStallion (SPECTATOR)
“Oh Canada our home and native land!”

23:47 Carter Powers
BAM... somehow that one-pound difference is turning you into a speedster! as I struggle to regain control of the match, I roll under the ropes and stand up by ringside... yt

23:47 Carlton Loth (SPECTATOR)
Vinny you're an Italian New Yorker. Haha

23:48 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
I FLEX my tanned muscles for the booing crowd then approach you at the ropes...keeping my distance until I bend down and HEADBUTT you through the middle ropes!!!! yt

23:50 Carter Powers
"AWWFF" your headbutt slams into my chest and I drop to the floor... my face has more a look of shock than pain as I'm used to tossing jobbers around... I roll over trying to get back to my feet... yt

23:52 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
"The Egyptian Dominator is DOMINATING this match so far...Carter looks like he's in trouble!!!" The announcer says...I've SEEN the way this Canadian dominates his opponents...but he hasn't landed a single shot on me...maybe I'm his Achilles Heel...I run back to the ropes then LAUNCH myself towards you, flying over the top rope! yt

23:53 Carter Powers
You get bold and launch yourself over the top rope... this time I see you coming and roll out of the way to watch you slam down HARD on the cold concrete floor yt

23:54 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
Flying through the air...before I SMASSSHHH onto the cold, hard concrete floor...my back in agony as I wrench it upwards in pain..."OOOH...the Egyptian got a BIT too cocky...what goes up...must get POWERED down..." the announcer says...yt

23:57 Carter Powers
I roll over onto my feet... "when I'm done with you" I growl BAM slam my foot down on your arm... "you're gonna" BAM my foot stomps down right on your ankle... "wish" BAM stomping down on your other ankle... "you were never" BAM a stomp on your other wrist... "BORN!" BAM double boot stomp onto your shoulderblades yt

23:59 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
I let out painful groans as you STOMP hard on each part of my body...letting out a loud, desperate scream when you STOMP the shit out of my shoulderblades...staring up at you...the big cocky Canadian whose smiling down at his prey...I roll away from you and get up to my feet....yt

00:00 Carter Powers
Wait for you to get to your feet... then charge at you wrapping my arm around your torso and jumping up in a DEVASTATING leaping STO... slamming you back down on the floor yt

00:02 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
Before I can catch my breath again...you RUSH towards me and wrap your arm around me...sweep my leg and SLAMMMM me down on the cold, hard concrete..."OOOOH and the Egyptian's staring up at the lights, yet again! OUCH..." the announcer says as I can't even roll away from the brutal back pain...yt

00:04 Carter Powers
I grin while you're stuck on the floor writhing in pain... grab a fistful of your black hair and pull you to your feet... I drop down to one knee grabbing a fistful of your balls... as my other hand wraps around your throat I suddenly LIFT you overhead and SLAM you down on the floor in an overhead press... "AND CARTER SHOWS OFF THAT POWER!" the announcer roars yt

00:07 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
My eyes bulging out of my face as you GRAB a hefty fist-full of my manhood and LIFT me up in the air...suspending me there for what feels like FOREVER so I can see how high up I am...I hear one of your fans in the crowd say..."OOOH Carter's gottem by the BALLS!! Hahaha!" as I feel you SQUEEZING my nutsack harder...then you DROPPPP me and my head, neck and back CRASH into the hard floor...your fans going wild as I lay there helpless...looking up at you again...all I can do is try to roll away!! yt

00:07 VinnyMuscleStallion (SPECTATOR)
True patriot love in all of us command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free!

00:08 VinnyMuscleStallion (SPECTATOR)
From far and wide, O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. God keep our land glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

00:08 Carter Powers
Grab you by your hair and roll you into the ring... "let's see how you dominate NOW you princess-haired cunt!" I growl and roll in after you... yt

00:10 Carter Powers
Now in French Vinny, ya guido fucker!

00:11 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
I feel the vibrations as you roll in after me...grrrr...if I keep flopping like a fish this Canadian bastard's gonna have my ass on a silver platter! I get up to my knees as you stand up and I HEADBUTT you hard...I stand up quick and GRABBB your pecs in a brutal pec claw!!!!! yt

00:13 Carter Powers
I stalk you as you roll in the ring... watching you struggle back to your knees... then BAM... "GAAH" your head slams into my nose and my head jerks back... I fall back against the ropes before you lunge at me suddenly clawing at my pecs HARD and making me ACTUALLY squeal... "and now Ahmed's giving Carter the Wolverine treatment!" the announcer says yt

00:15 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
"Not so TOUGH now, are ya hockey boy?" I say as I CRUSHHH your pecs and slam you into the back corner...your fans all looking at you with shock, their hometown hero they worshipped in the hockey rink now screaming like a little bitch at the hands of a big Arab dominator. This is their WORST nightmare. I smile at you as I shake you around a bit...WRENCHING in the pressure of the brutal pec claw before releasing and SLAMMING a knee into your abs...yt

00:16 Carter Powers
I wrap my hands around your wrist as you keep clawing into my pec making me scream from the pain... BAM slammed and trapped into the corner as you claw me some more... wrenching me in the claw and adding to the pain... Finally you release the claw before slamming a knee into my gut that drives all the wind out of my lungs, forcing me to double over yt

00:17 VinnyMuscleStallion (SPECTATOR)
Noooooooo!

00:17 VinnyMuscleStallion (SPECTATOR)
Ô Canada! Terre de nos aïeux, Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux! Car ton bras sait porter l'épée, Il sait porter la croix!

00:17 VinnyMuscleStallion (SPECTATOR)
Ton histoire est une épopée Des plus brillants exploits. Et ta valeur, de foi trempée, Protégera nos foyers et nos droits. Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

00:20 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
I grab you up by your short little brown hair and smile at you...your face all red...humiliated and brutalized..."I'm gonna make you REGRET that last joke you made..." I say before I lift up my arm, wind it back...and SLAPPPPP you hard across the pecs! As the crowd pops off with boos I take another look at your gorgeous hockey player six pack...I smile before DIGGING my hands in there and SQUEEZING the life outta them!! "NO...NOT HIS ABS!!! This cruel Egyptian has no boundaries!!!" the announcer screams...yt

00:22 Carter Powers
BAM... "AAAWWFFFF" a brutal slap slams into my pecs and you see a glowing red mark from where your hand slammed into me... I lean in the corner trying to breath before you rip into my 6-pack abs some more... making me squeal at the top of my lungs... yt

00:23 VinnyMuscleStallion (SPECTATOR)
Trying to buck up the Canadian muscle boi with English and French versions of his national anthem!!!

00:24 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
I hear your pathetic humiliating scream as your crowd cheers for you...too bad they're all cheering for a big Canadian pussy...I feel your lungs heaving as I finally release the ab claw and watch you cringe with pain...I lift up my big tanned muscles for a DOUBLE BICPE FLEX before going in for 5 massive gut punches!!! yt

00:26 Carter Powers
My whole body shivers from the pain as you keep clawing my abs before letting go... I lean in the corner taking in heavy breaths before you start bashing my abs with your fist BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM... each shot drills me into the corner some more yt

00:28 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
Seeing you drilled into the corner gives me an idea...I stomp you in the abs a few times until you're sat flat on your ass in the corner...smirking as I have you JUST where I want you...I walk to centre of the ring...I THRUST my crotch a few times for the booing fans before I RUN TOWARDS YOU...JUMPING AT YOU for a BRUTAL BRONCO BUSTER!!! yt

00:29 VinnyMuscleStallion (SPECTATOR)
My homeland, my homeland, my homeland, My love and my heart are for thee. My homeland, my homeland, my homeland, My love and my heart are for thee. Egypt! O mother of all lands, My hope and my ambition, How can one count The blessings of the Nile for mankind?

00:30 Carter Powers
Your boot slams into my abs several times... drilling me into the corner until I'm down on my bright red speedo'd ass... I manage to gasp before i see you charging at me and SLAM your crotch hard on my face... "OH and CARTER'S GETTING A FACEFUL OF THAT TRICOLOUR!" the announcer jokes yt

00:33 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
I SLAMMMM my Egyptian flag crotch into your face over and over...I feel my balls SLAPPING your pathetic Canadian face as I hear some of your fans laughing at this point! I FLEX my muscles while I ride your face in the most degrading way possible...feeling cocky...I SMOTHERRR your face with my Egyptian balls...yt

00:34 Carter Powers
BAM BAM BAM... your crotch slams into my face humiliating me some more... you start getting cocky and smother my face with your bulge... I hear some of my OWN fans laughing as I get dominated... then CHOMP I sink my teeth into your bulge HARD yt

00:36 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
I FLEXXX as I smother your face with my bulge...and CHEEER..."FOOOR EEEGGYYYYPP----AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" my cheer turns into a humiliating high pitched SQUEAL...as you BITE DOWN ON MY MANHOOD...the crowd laughing at me now as the camera zooms in on my humiliation..."Carter's got a MOUTHFULL of pure Egyptian falafel! OUCH that's gotta hurt!!!" the announcer says, holding back his own laughter! yt

00:36 VinnyMuscleStallion (SPECTATOR)
Woof! Woof!

00:37 Carter Powers
with my face against your crotch... I start pushing you back biting down hard on your bulge... I manage to push myself onto my knees while still in the corner... then on my feet... before placing both my hands on your pecs... then while STILL biting down on your bulge I lift you up over my head and slam your back down on the canvas and letting go of your bulge yt

00:38 VinnyMuscleStallion (SPECTATOR)
That’s gotta HURT!

00:40 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
You start shimmying me out of the corner...my manhood still TRAPPED in your mouth...wimpering and squealing as you quite literally have me by the balls...until you GRAB my tanned, meaty pecs and LIFTTTT me up...you CHOMP down on my nuts HARDDD as you SLAMMMM me down to the mat and I yell out a high-pitched, humiliating SQUEAL!!!! "I've NEVER seen a move like that before...we'll call it the Canadian CASTRATOR slam!!!" the announcer says...yt

00:42 VinnyMuscleStallion (SPECTATOR)
“Oh Canada our home and native land!”

00:43 Logan Chase (SPECTATOR)
Tear him up, Carter!

00:43 Carter Powers
The crowd erupts in laughter from the announcer's jeer... I lean against the ropes for a second, grimacing in pain as I rub my pec and abs... I step towards you... circling you again... while you're lying on your stomach I grab you by the waist and yank you onto your knees... then wrap my arms around your waist and lift you up into a BRUTAL german suplex... roll around and get to my feet... BAM a second german suplex... then roll around... BAM a third before I let go! yt

00:44 VinnyMuscleStallion (SPECTATOR)
Ahmed the Egyptian Sub?

00:46 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
I see you circling me before GRABBING me around the stomach...YANKING me up...before THROWING me back and SLAMMING me down on my shoulder blades...head spinning...before LAUUUNCHH me up again and slam me down even harder...gasping for air as the crowd goes wild....using your massive hockey player muscles...you SUPLLEEXXX me a third time and then let go...I roll onto my busted back...arching up as I moan and plead...yt

00:47 Logan Chase (SPECTATOR)
Stay down, "Dominator"

00:48 Carter Powers
"You're in dead water now bitch... or as they say in my country... GET FUCKED!" I roar... drag you to the corner before slipping down ringside... I grab your ankles and yank hard... pressing your balls up against the metal ringpost.. "The Egyptian's hard pressed to get out of this one!" the announcer says... "I think you just mean 'pressed' Jim" says another yt

00:50 VinnyMuscleStallion (SPECTATOR)
LOL funny!

00:50 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
You DRAG me to the corner...flailing my arms but unable to resist as my long hair gets dragged upon the mat...my sweat dripping off my body as I stare up at the lights...before....AHHHHHHHHH....MY BALLLLSSSSSS...I scream out and squeal yet again as my nutsack gets PRESSED against the COLD...HARD...metal pole...my Egyptian flag speedo tenting as the crowd goes wild with laughter!!! yt

00:51 Carter Powers
"YOU WANT YOUR NUTS IN PANCAKE FORM OR WAFFLE-SHAPED" I roar... slam my foot against the ringpost and use my leg to yank you some more as I try to SQUASH your balls hard against the corner post... "YOUR SCREAMS ARE BETTER THAN YOUR SONGS ALADDIN" yt

00:53 Carlton Loth (SPECTATOR)
Hey Ahmed! You gonna have any nuts left after this? I think Carter's gonna pop em

00:54 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
I SQUEAL even louder...my voice now going totally high pitched as I scream out in pain..."AOHOHH..AOOAHHHHHHH...MY NUTS!!!!" begging and pleading as I cup my busted balls to no avail...pounding my fist on the mat with no way out!!! "Ooooh Carter's giving his Egyptian victim the GAS PEDAL too...but we'll be HAPPY to give him some REAL Maple Syrup for his new Pancake balls..." the announcer says as the crowd keeps going wild with laughter! yt

00:55 Carter Powers
I drop my foot and SLAM your thighs against the ringpost as I finally let go... my body is covered in sweat and I rub the bright red spot on my pecs again before rolling back into the ring and dragging you out of the corner... I get up on top of you for to try to pin you down as the ref starts his count "1!" yt

00:58 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
...."2!!" the ref counts...but I kick out before the three...the crowd in shock...massaging my busted nuts as I weakly get up to my knees...still seeing you getting up...I take a deep breath to control the pain before I raise a fist up and SINKKK it into your gut!!!! I pound away at your abs and gut as you struggle to get up! yt

00:59 Carter Powers
"OOOUUUUFFFF!" your fist slams hard into my abs and skins in... I double over as you smash my abs over and over again with your fists... trying to make some space I slam a knee into your balls yt

01:00 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
Finally gaining some momentum...I WIND my fist up again about to go for a huge sucker punch to your face...until....CRUNNNCHHHH your knee SLAMMMSS into my nuts...I turn from you...grab my nutsack and fall to the mat...the crowd going WILD with laughter again!!! yt

01:00 Carlton Loth (SPECTATOR)
Oh Man! Get him Carter! Make him wish he didn't have balls!

01:03 Carter Powers
TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I roar as you drop. i rub my abs some more... the pain makes me almost want to throw up... I get down to one knee... grab your left arm and position it behind your head... "KICKSTART MY HEART" I roar as I slam into your left pec with a BRUTAL heartpunch! yt

01:04 Dark Apostrophe (SPECTATOR)
*watching the dark ritual...*

01:06 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
The crowd roaring with laughter at your timber joke as it aligns directly with my fall as I clutch my busted nuts....as you wrench my arm behind my head...I weakly look at you...staring at your deep, brown eyes...looking at that cocky smirk of yours...assuming the punch is going to my face but then...BAMMMM it hits me RIGHT in the heart...I fall to my knees clutching where you hit me...gasping for air! yt

01:07 Carter Powers
I grab you by the hair again... whip you into the corner... then lift you up by the arms positioning you so you're seated on the top rope before climbing up until your head is on my shoulder... yt

01:11 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
GRABBING me up by my long dark hair and WHIPPING he hard into the corner...lifting me up so that we're on the top turnbuckle...my head resting on your shoulder...my heart still POUNDING hard after that punch...GRRRRRRRR...dont have much in me but I SLAMMM a few hard punches into your tender abs...BAM BAM BAM...yt

01:12 Carter Powers
"AAWWFFF... UUGHH... OOOFF..." your fist slams into my abs... I double over but am still standing on the top rope... I panting from your gut shots I grab your head with one hand and star slamming my forearms into your head... both of us struggling and locked into a precarious position on the top of the corner... yt

01:14 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
GRRRRRR...trying to resist you as you still stand over me...can't break free...you start SLAMMING your forearms into my head...seeing stars and everything going dizzy!!! Trying to fire more gut punches but nothing coming out...."The Egyptian Dominator is LOSING HIS MOJO..." the announcer screams as the crowd waits in anticipation...yt

01:16 Carter Powers
Just as a sense of desperation washes over me I can feel you loosing steam while we're both locked in our struggle... I have to find a quick way out of this situation... I stand up... wrap an arm around your neck and flip us BOTh out of the corner and landing in the ring in a BRUTAL Spanish fly yt

01:17 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
The crowd going WILLLLD as you do a MASSIVE flip off of the top rope...SLAMMMING my face into the canvas...I roll onto my back and clutch it in pain...my head THROBBING after that one...yt

01:18 Carter Powers
"Ughh..." roll over as both of us are on the mats... both struggling to get back to our feet... powerful move but pretty reckless... I manage to get up on my knees... yt

01:18 Carlton Loth (SPECTATOR)
Get him Carter! Go for the pin!

01:20 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
I get on my knees as well...head still spinning...but adrenaline pumping through my veins..."I WON'T lose to you...cocky Canadian BASTARD..." I say before I SLAMMM a hard close-fisted punch into your gut...I stand up and grab you up by the hair as I assume a boxer's stance!! "OOOH...the Egyptian's ANGRY now...you can see it on his face!" the announcer says. yt

01:21 Carter Powers
"Offff...." your fist slams into my beaten abs again... I manage to get to my feet... somehow you're still standing... I get my fists in front of my face and wait for you to make the first move yt

01:22 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
Seeing you place your fists in front of your face makes me smile a bit..."Get ready to get KO'd, cocky Canadian pussy..." I say as I fire a few shots at your gut...BAM BAM...before guarding my face again! yt

01:23 Carter Powers
"AAWWFF..." you manage to slam a few fists into my gut making me back up... BAM I lunge forward with a HUGE right hook back into your abs... BAM BAM BAM yt

01:24 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
"OOHHHHH...FUCK..." groaning at your brutal right hooks to my abs...huffing air...not realizing how brutal your punches were as I stagger back towards you...leaving my jaw open on purpose as I try for a reckless put BRUTAL uppercut to your JAW!!! yt

01:25 Carter Powers
I see you lose your guard and suddenly I fire my uppercut into your jaw... both of our fists slam into each other's chins at the same time... "GAAWWW..." I grunt staggering back yt

01:26 Carlton Loth (SPECTATOR)
Watching as both dudes fly backwards

01:28 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
"OOHHH this has turned into a FULL-FLEDGED BOXING MATCH!" the announcer says after our BRUTAL uppercuts slam into each other...I stagger back hard...seeing stars yet again...but I CAN'T let this fucker get the upperhand...I rush towards you again despite being dizzy and go for another brutal GUT PUNCH...yt

01:29 Carter Powers
I manage to stay standing... damn that regular brawling practice from countless hockey games is coming in handy here... I see you lunge at me for another gut punch but manage to hook your right in the jaw before your fist connects with my body yt

01:32 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
As I go for my gut punch...your MASSIVE right hook SLAMMMMSSS me hard in the jaw!!!!! FUCKKKKK...my head tiling back as spit FLIESSSS outta my mouth...as I FALL backwards, spread eagled and tongue out, twitching on the mat..."OOOOH DING DING DING...annnd CANADA has won the GOLD for Boxing...someone turn the water on for this Egyptian boy! He just got LAID THE FUCK OUT!!!" the announcer screams as your fans cheer...yt

01:33 Carter Powers
I drop down to my knee... wince in pain from my gut... grab a fistful of your hair... "gonna need a genie to fix the damage when I'm done" I growl and start slamming my fist into the bridge of your nose... over and over and over again yt

01:34 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
You stare right into my eyes as you grab me up by the hair...taunting me with your handsome smirk...you SLAMMMM your fist into my face OVER AND OVER...BAM BAM BAM BAM...seeing stars...head still spinning! yt

01:34 Carlton Loth (SPECTATOR)
Get him Carter! Don't just crush his face! Crush his manhood.

01:36 Carter Powers
I stand back up... hand still in your hair as I drag you back to your feet... still holding you by your head... "this one... I call the slapshot!" slam my knuckles into your balls... "and this one's a HAT TRICK" slap your balls with the palm of my hand... "and my favourite... the SCOOOOORE" I shout and slam my knees into your balls yt

01:38 Carlton Loth (SPECTATOR)
Yeah! Take that you egyptian pussy!

01:41 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
You stand me up after TUGGING me by my hair...still dazed from the brutal beating my head's been taking...you suddenly PUNCHHH me in the balls...I HOOWLLLL out again...then you BITCH SLAP my nutsack and I SQUEEAALLL as I see the camerman zooming in and I hear the replay over the big screen...then finally...with your biggest taunt...you SCREAM SCORRREE and KNEEEEE me RIGHT IN THE BALLS!!!!! I HOWWWWWLLL high pitched this time as I fall down to my back...clutching my nuts in one hand and pounding the mat with the other..."Teaching this Egyptian bitch the Canadian ways of hockey! Making us proud all while lowering Egypt's future population!" the announcer says as the crowd continues to go wild at my humiliation....yt

01:44 Carlton Loth (SPECTATOR)
Damn! How much more can these two take?

01:44 Carter Powers
With a cruel smirk I easily roll you onto your stomach with my foot... "you know what? maybe you SHOULD raise that flag of yours proudly... I'll even help you..." I taunt... I grab the back of your speedos and YANK it up HARD... then lifting with both hands until your arms and legs are all dangling off the canvas like a hooked fish... yt

01:47 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
You KICK me onto my stomach...I groan on the mat..not sure how much MORE i can take...then I hear your taunt again...what does he mean by raise the flaa--AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! "MMYYY ASS!!! MY AAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!!!" I SCREAMMM and flail as you DANGLE me by my flag speedo...the fabric TEAARRINNG UP MY ASSSS...THE CROWD GOING WILD WITH LAUGHTER..."OHHHH BY GOD!!! CARTER'S MAKING THE ARAB BOY...WIPE HIS ASS WITH HIS FLAG...HOW HUMILIATING...!!" the announcer screams as I helplessly dangle...my balls in a TIGHT pouch at the front...yt

01:50 Carter Powers
I dangle you around so you're bouncing in your speedos like a bungee cord before finally dropping you in a heap on the canvas... I drag you back up to your feet by your hair... "time to finish this... and the good ole Canadian way!" I growl... put your head between my knees... then flip us BOTH and dropping you down on your head in a BRUTAL Canadian Destroyer! yt

01:52 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
"THIS IS THE MOST HUMILIATING WEDGIE I'VE EVER SEEN!!" the announcer screams as I DANGLLEE there and you BOUNCE me up and down...before DROPPING me like a sack of potatoes...you drag me up by my hair again...CRUNCHHH my head in between your knees...OH FUCK NO...then FLIPPPPP us both and SLAMMMMM my head down against the canvas!!! "CANADIAN DESTROYER!!! CANADIAN DESTROYER!!! THIS EGYPTIAN IS DONE!!!" the announcer screams as I lay on the mat in pain...yt

01:53 Carter Powers
I laugh as you twitch on the mat... grab your legs and sit down on your face in a reverse school boy pin... then I start beating your ass like a bongo drum as the ref starts his count "1!" yt

01:54 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
I hear the crowd going wild with laughter and cheering...my legs get FLIPPED UP and my humilated wedgied ass is UP in the air...I feel you SPANKKKK it hard as the ref counts ONE....you SPAAAANNK it again as the ref counts "2!!!"....too dazed to kick out...I'm done...yt

01:56 Carter Powers
"3!" the ref counts and I give your ass a double-spank before getting up off you... "AND THE WINNER IS CARRTEERRRRRR POWERRRRS!!!!" the announcer shouts... I stand up and spit on you as you lie on the canvas a beaten pile of meat... "ONE DOWN... A HUNDRED NINETY-FOUR COUNTRIES TO GO!" I shout... "AND THAT'S INCLUDING HONG KONG AND PALESTINE!" yt

01:58 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
You SPANNKK my bare ass twice more...defeated and humiliated...you PUSH me off of you and I feel your spit splash down on me...my ass up in the air as the crowd laughs and takes pictures..."And the Egyptian Dominator REALLY got owned tonight...I've NEVER seen a more humiliating defeat than that!!!" the announcer says as I open my eyes and see the laughing crowd! yt

02:00 Carter Powers
The ref raises my arm and I smirk at the crowd... showing off my biceps before I mount my foot on your ass in victory... posing on top of you as the fans start snapping pics on their phones... yt

02:03 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
The ref RAISING your arms as I see you FLEXING on the big screen...mounting my bare ass with your foot...all the fans cameras flashing and going off...FUCKKK...I can't take any more humiliation...I try crawling away...yt

02:04 Carlton Loth (SPECTATOR)
He's not done Carter. He's trying to crawl away!

02:04 Carter Powers
I see you trying to crawl away... "Egyptians are great at... 'European football'... right?" I say with a mock english accent on the word "football"... then charge after you and slam my foot between your legs in a BRUTAL soccer ball kick to finish you off.... yt

02:06 Carlton Loth (SPECTATOR)
I take a snapshot just as the kick connects. This is gonna look great on twitter.

02:07 Ahmed the Egyptian Dominator
As I try crawling away...I feel the mat VIBRATING AGAIN...your kick SLAMMMMSSS INTO MY NUTS...already in a PERFECT little pouch from the wedgie...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....LOUDER than ever before...I face plant on the mat, ass up in the air...and mouth right by the ring announcer's mic...I wimper out..."I S-SURRENDER...I SURRENDER ISRAEL!!!!!" as I start instinctually tapping out...the crowd BURSTING out into laughter...."Ahmed just started tapping out and begging to Israel...Carter beat this Egyptian jobber so hard he's surrendering to ANOTHER country!"

02:09 Carter Powers
I kick you out by ringside... bathing in the applause and cheers from my fans... get up on the corner... "THANK YOU TO ALL MY FANS FOR TUNING IN FOR THIS MATCH" I shout... "AND OF COURSE TO MY FANS IN QUEBEC TOO... AU REVOIR" I say with a wink to the cameras

02:10 Carlton Loth (SPECTATOR)
I dump my snack on ahmed's body and then drink them in beer.

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POST-MATCH EPILOGUE- The stakes of this match involved the loser writing a commercial:

After my brutal defeat in Canada I had to wear a paper bag on my head every time I went outside...even airport security saw that match...they even wedgied my ass during the randomized security check! On my flight the guy sitting next time kept asking how much it hurt when Carter Powers punted me in the balls...fuck!

I finally got home 12 hours later and noticed I had a new email... from some Canadian hockey company...what? I quickly searched up my name with the company's on Youtube and found they had put me in some commercial...

The commercial starts with Carter holding up a protective cup. "Shock Doctor cups provide the BEST protection for your valuables...at ALL the times you need it..." and then it shows footage of him CROSSCHECKING three different Russian guys in a hockey match, scoring and doing a flex as the camera pans to his cheering fans. I roll my eyes...

"And the best part is...Shock Doctor is PROUDLY Canadian...so it defends us from foreign invaders..." then footage of me FLEXING my Egyptian muscles pops up...flipping off the fans, gyrating my hips and THRUSTING my package towards the crowd as the camera zooms in on my flag speedo...

"But unfortunately...for this big desert-dwelling man...he DOESN'T have a Shock Doctor!" the camera ZOOMS in on the Canadian hockey hunk FLEXING his muscles, the crowd cheering and as the camera zooms in on his Maple Leaf speedo...then the bell rings!!

The footage shows Carter CHEWING on my nuts followed by the Canadian Castrator SLAMMM as the announcer goes..."OOOH chewing on the Egyptian's falafels!", then it cuts to you SLAMMMINNGGG my balls into the metal post...zooming in on my crossed eyes as I SQUEEEALL like a little bitch...then it cuts to back to you.

Our new product "Canadinads" will guard your precious Canadian nuts from..."THE SLAPSHOT!", then it cuts to you PUNCHING my balls and the crowd going OOOHH..."THE HAT TRICK!", then it cuts to you SLAPPING my nuts..."ooooh A SACK TAP!" the announcer says..."ANNND THE SCOOOREEE!!!" and it cuts to you KNEEING me in the nuts as the camera ZOOMS on my O-face and crossed eyes as I cup my balls and pound the mat.

But the main reason you should buy from Shock Doctor is that we're...PRODULY CANADIAN...it cuts to my BRUTAL wedgie...showing the Egyptian flag getting JAMMED up into my ass...and showing your Canadian destroyer as my head SLAMS into the mat...the crowd chanting...ONE...TWO...THREEEEE as the footage zooms in on you slapping my bare ass... the announcer says..."ANNND YOUR WINNER...CARTER POWERRSS!!!"...then it quickly cuts back to you right before the commercial ends...

"BUY SHOCK DOCTOR...or else you'll be feeling this Egyptian jobber's pain..." then it cuts to you SOCCER PUNTING me in the nuts and zooms in on my face as I whimper out..."I SURRENDER ISRAEL..." DING DING DING...the commercial ends with Carter flexing his big muscles while holding the Canadian flag and stomping on my nuts.

Published: 2021-01-02, viewed 171 times.