International Pro Wrestling

02:10 Carter_Powers: @Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer and @Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator sitting in a tree
02:10 Carter_Powers: J-O-B-B-I-N-G
02:12 Carter_Powers: First comes love
02:12 Carter_Powers: Then comes marriage
02:12 Carter_Powers: THEN COMES BOTH OF YOU IN A WHEELCHAIR CARRIAGE
02:12 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: *shots* *fired*
02:13 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Grrrrrrrrr...I'm gonna make you bleed out of your ass, boy.
02:13 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: You're Egyptian not Thai food
02:14 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Why are these douchey boys saying my name?
02:14 Carter_Powers: I'm going to make you bleed brain fluid out of your mouth
02:14 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Alexi the DESTROYED RUSSIAN
02:15 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I heart Batu broke you like a little horsey
02:15 Carter_Powers: OOOOOOH YOU TELL HIM BRETT
02:15 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Fuck you. He would have snapped you like a TWIG.
02:16 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: American loud-mouthed bitch.
02:16 Carter_Powers: Sounds like loser talk to me right Brett?
02:16 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: 100% loser talk Carter
02:16 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Need your little boyfriend to come save you?
02:16 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I'm sure losers like you know all about loser talk.
02:16 Carter_Powers: Kinda gay bro
02:16 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: You two are MUCH closer than I am with this Egyptian...
02:16 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Like brothers
02:17 Carter_Powers: Yeah brothers who KISS
02:17 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Wait what
02:17 Carter_Powers: (just go with it Brett)
02:17 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Hehehe...
02:17 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I'm sure we can arrange that if we tag team against you queers.
02:17 Carter_Powers: It's 2020 you can't use those words
02:17 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Yeah now we call it
02:17 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: uh
02:18 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: "sexually deviant"
02:18 Carter_Powers: No Brett they're called "unicorns"
02:18 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: YEAH THAT
02:19 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: You "unicorns" are going to be waking up next to each other after I knock you both out.
02:19 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: And I'll make sure Carter wakes up with his face right in Brett's balls...
02:19 Carter_Powers: Whatever BRO you know we're TRUE ALPHAS
02:19 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: YEEAAAH
02:19 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: You losers are gonna be staring up at my stars and stripes
02:19 Carter_Powers: Yeah bitch SUCK. MY. COCK. you COCKSUCKERS
02:20 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: fucking faggots
02:20 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: I will make you two doucheboys suck each other's cocks.
02:20 Carter_Powers: GAAAAAYYYYYYYY
02:21 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Oh look Alexi the Pixie's getting mouthy
02:21 Carter_Powers: Haha fuck you
02:22 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Hey Brett, did daddy buy you those muscles? He funded your roid collection, right?
02:23 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: These are 100% pure American-made muscles bitch
02:23 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I pulled myself up by my bootstraps to get these GUNZ
02:23 Carter_Powers: You tell him Brett
02:23 Carter_Powers: Hey Ahmed you always this cross-eyed or did Tommy Dynamite do that when he wedgied the FUCK out of you
02:24 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Grrrrrrrrr...you fucker....
02:24 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: I made that American punk tap out and I'll make you do the same, Langdon.
02:24 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Hey Alexi we're taking those belts back to the god-ole-fashioned US-of-A
02:24 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Not after I break your backs.
02:24 Carter_Powers: (I'm putting mine on display in the Great Wall of Ontario)
02:24 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: What?
02:24 Carter_Powers: What?
02:25 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Whatever we're still gonna DOMINATE these two jobbers
02:25 Carter_Powers: YEAH BOI
02:26 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: We'll wipe the floor with you just like we owned those other two Americans.
02:26 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: You jobbers are too overconfident to win. That will make our victory even more sweet.
02:27 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Hey Alexi how much juice did Putin give you? Heard that shit gives you small balls
02:27 Carter_Powers: Haha he said balls
02:27 Carter_Powers: Hey Ahmed how's that "democracy" thing going on? Which tin-pot dictator are you on? number 47?
02:28 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Grrrrrrrr Putin has marveled at my gorgeous NATURAL muscles...unlike your roided up biceps...
02:28 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Hey Alexi what's it like when your most expensive car still drives like a tin can
02:28 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: As if that jobber Trudeau is any better...
02:28 Carter_Powers: Hey Ahmed what's it like when your mom's new boyfriend is a camel
02:28 Carter_Powers: Hey at least I can elect a new leader
02:28 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: My car was handmade in Germany. Yours is from some overseas Ford factory.
02:29 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I hear your dad's new boyfriend is a Swedish hockey player.
02:29 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: GERMANY? You think cucking out to the GERMANS is any better?
02:29 Carter_Powers: At least gay marriage is legal here you third world dog
02:29 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Apparently YOU think sucking China's dick is better. Coward.
02:29 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: We got China sucking MY dick
02:30 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Hah and yet there are still no gay men in your hockey arenas...I wonder why they're so scared of you....
02:30 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: China has Trump by the balls. You know it.
02:30 Carter_Powers: They can't handle my big dick energy
02:30 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Nuh uh
02:30 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: That's just fake news
02:30 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: They can't handle your tiny brain energy...you're ALMOST as stupid as this American.
02:30 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Hehe...almost...very close...but only almost.
02:31 Carter_Powers: I'm not stupid
02:31 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Yeah you're the stupid ones
02:31 Carter_Powers: What's your literacy rate? like 9?
02:31 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I can count it on ONE hand losers
02:31 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Haha you'll look pretty stupid when your defeated asses are up in the air.
02:32 Carter_Powers: I'll make you stupid AND a loser
02:32 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: I'm sure you need to use your fingers to count.
02:32 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: What kind of person doesn't pffft
02:32 Carter_Powers: Yeah you NERDZ
02:33 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I bet Alexi loves getting shoved into lockers
02:33 Carter_Powers: Yeah that's why he's still in the CLOSET with his little boyfriend
02:33 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Try to shove me into a locker. I dare you.
02:33 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: You two are closer than we'll ever be. You're practically inside of each other.
02:34 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Heh...I wonder who's on top...
02:35 Carter_Powers: I can top you if you want you Russian bottom ;)
02:35 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Grrrrrrrrrr...no such thing.
02:35 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Haha go back to Putin with that cute little waddle you make when you get FUCKED
02:35 Carter_Powers: I'm sure Putin would LOVE that
02:36 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Putin would not stand for such disgusting implications. Unlike you fowl Westerners...
02:36 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: You're just jealous of our FREEEEDDDOOOOOMMMMMM
02:37 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Freedom to be...fucking idiots?
02:37 Carter_Powers: Unlike you losers we don't get arrested for throwing up in the wrong toilet in a mix of fentanyl and liquor induced haze
02:37 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: (Carter what the fuck)
02:37 Carter_Powers: (That was YOU Brett)
02:37 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: (You did that too)
02:37 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Hahahaha Beavis and Butthead strike again...
02:37 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I'll be slapping YOUR Butthead
02:38 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I'll be slapping your American ass.
02:38 Carter_Powers: I'll be slapping your Egyptian ass
02:40 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: And I will be slapping your ass, Canadian bitch. And you'll love it even more than when your hockey buddies do it.
02:40 Carter_Powers: Grrrrrrr at least my ass can take it
02:41 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Yeah we'll beat you even in this little butt-slapping train we got
02:41 Carter_Powers: We'll beat your asses so bad you won't be able to sit for a WEEK
02:41 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Have fun shitting in a squatting position
02:41 Carter_Powers: Of course Russians are GREAT at squatting with all the cockriding they do
02:41 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I'm sure that's how you have to shit after a night with Carter, right Brett?
02:42 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: You are the one riding the cock, Canadian. You ride the cock of your American guardians.
02:42 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: HEY no butt-stuff
02:42 Carter_Powers: Yeah shit's gay
02:42 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: You telling ME or are you telling him?
02:42 Carter_Powers: That's a trap
02:42 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Yeah like these two they're BOTH traps
02:43 Carter_Powers: Hey Ahmed how hard was it to hide your breasts to look like a MAN
02:43 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: How about I whip out my massive cock and slap you with it?
02:43 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: I'll trap you in my camel clutch and grind your balls into the ground.
02:43 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: You'll ENJOY that wont you Ahmed
02:44 Carter_Powers: Yeah obviously he likes showing other men his cock
02:44 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Overcompensating much?
02:44 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Hehe...when you have something to show off like I do, you flaunt it.
02:44 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: You puny fuckers wouldn't understand
02:45 Carter_Powers: Shouldn't Ahmed be the one riding Alexi's CAMEL clutch
02:45 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: I will ride you like the pathetic, spineless Canadian you are.
02:45 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Just like how my men dominate yours in hockey.
02:45 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Hey Ahmed you only flaunt something you wish you have more of ;)
02:46 Carter_Powers: Hey Alexi Siberian winters are what we call a pleasant Manitoba springtime
02:46 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: You clearly aren't speaking from experience, Brett "Chode" Langdon.
02:46 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Hey Ahmed what's it like getting your whole village drone striked every weekened
02:46 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Manitoba? I've never heard of such a place. Does anyone live in your odd country?
02:47 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Hey Brett, what's it like living in a 3rd world country that pretends to be a 1st world country?
02:47 Carter_Powers: Only the TOUGHEST people live in Canada unlike you Russians
02:47 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Hey Ahmed what's it like living in an ACTUAL 3rd world country
02:47 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Hehe...that does not explain how a jobber like you could spawn from there...
02:47 Carter_Powers: Oooh self-burn from Ahmed that's rare
02:48 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: You're gonna wish you had Medicaid for all after I'm done with you, Brett.
02:48 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: At least we have healthcare where I come from.
02:48 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: What is it? Donkey piss and an old dude dancing weird
02:48 Carter_Powers: Alexi the only jobber I see here is YOU
02:49 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Better than your...nothing...what do you fools even PAY your taxes for?
02:49 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: You are both a hockey jobber AND a wrestling jobber.
02:50 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: We pay our taxes to be the GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD and show you jobbers your place
02:50 Carter_Powers: Hey Alexi what's it like being Russian's 2nd greatest shame after losing the Cold War
02:51 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Haha you pay your taxes...and then what? What do you GET, Brett?
02:51 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Hey Ahmed what's it like when your donkeys break into your house at night and start plowing you raw and you just got to wait it out
02:51 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Grrrrrrrrrrr...communism still TRUMPS your failed "first world" countries...
02:51 Carter_Powers: Hey Alexi what's it like when your entire country struggles with alcoholic depression and dies of liver failure at 45
02:51 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...SHUT UP, REDNECK.
02:52 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Hey Alexi our countries failed AFTER yours
02:52 Carter_Powers: How's Russia doing nowadays? Still begging China to buy their shit?
02:53 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Does Russia even sell ANYTHING worthwhile?
02:53 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: How's Canada doing? Still sucking the United States' cock?
02:53 Carter_Powers: Yeah depression
02:53 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Russia invented the cellphone and went to space first. BITCH.
02:53 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: BOOM.
02:53 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Yeah well we got to the moon first
02:53 Carter_Powers: and we gave the world... um...
02:54 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Hmph...probably using OUR stolen technology...
02:54 Carter_Powers: Uh..
02:54 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Hey Carter...who built the pyramids? ;)
02:54 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Aliens duh
02:54 Carter_Powers: Yeah aliens
02:54 Carter_Powers: As if you lazy foreigners are going to get off your asses and do anything
02:54 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Yeah you welfare leeches
02:55 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: ALIENS??? Fucking idiots...
02:55 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: You have to BEG us for aid money every five minutes
02:55 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: The aliens that built the pyramids...then immediately left...? Such pathetic fools...
02:55 Carter_Powers: Seriously how do you expect people without cranes to move those rocks?
02:55 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: We beg the US for nothing. Spineless terrorist monsters.
02:55 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Yeah you two sound like the idiots here
02:55 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: They used their NATURAL muscles...not something you'd know about, Brett.
02:56 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Should we Carter?
02:56 Carter_Powers: Give em a ride on the Can-Am Express
02:56 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Hehe even your tag team name is gay...
02:56 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: The Sea-to-Sea Destroyer
02:57 Carter_Powers: The New World Conquerors
02:57 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Hahaha I can't wait to have these pussies waving the white flag...
02:57 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: The CIA-Funded Coup d'etat
02:57 Carter_Powers: The what now?
02:57 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Nothing
02:59 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: I'm ready to destroy. As always.
02:59 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: And I'm ready to make some jobbers surrender.
02:59 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Carter get my shotgun
02:59 Carter_Powers: Brett get my seal club
03:00 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I'll give these losers a 50-state beatdown
03:00 Carter_Powers: I'm just gonna give them a beatdown
03:00 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: These powerful Russian muscles SHALL NOT BE DEFEATED.
03:00 Carter_Powers: They were by the Mongolian warlord
03:01 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: And YOU lost to that Irishman. Pussy.
03:01 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The Irishman that I beat!
03:01 Carter_Powers: Yeah if it weren't for that Egyptian cunt who GAVE Darren a literal STEEL CHAIR
03:01 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Yeah you two can only win when you CHEAT
03:01 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Hehe alls fair in love and war...jobber.
03:01 Carter_Powers: (Brett you cheat too)
03:02 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: So you're saying you love Darren?
03:02 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Awwww don't cheat on your little boyfriend, Brett. So sad that you homosexuals aren't faithful to each other.
03:02 Carter_Powers: For the last time, he's not my BOYFRIEND
03:02 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: We're *just* friends
03:02 Carter_Powers: Not gay at all
03:03 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: (what about the party at that Malibu beach hou-)
03:03 Carter_Powers: NOT GAY AT ALL
03:03 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Hehe...we'll put you lovers to rest...
03:03 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Oh...absolutely.
03:03 Carter_Powers: I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I
03:03 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: (seriously Carter??? seriously)
03:04 Carter_Powers: (well... you got anything better?)
03:04 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: (yeah! Call them stupid)
03:04 Carter_Powers: Hey Ahmed you're stupid!
03:04 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Grrrrrrrr...I'll see you jobbers in the ring.
03:05 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: We'll invade your countries and take the championship belts AND the oil
03:05 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: When your miserable police state falls...Russia will be there to clean up the mess.
03:06 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Russia should clean itself up first
03:06 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: How's the economy doing? Still below Brazil, India, and Mexico?
03:07 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: You had to look that up. Heh.
03:07 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Nuh uh
03:07 Carter_Powers: You tell 'em Brett
03:07 Carter_Powers: You know what why are we wasting our breath with these two?
03:07 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Yeah let's settle this in the ring... man-o-y-mano
03:07 Carter_Powers: Unless you two are SCARED
03:08 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Scared of two homosexual jobbers? Not a chance.
03:08 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Better watch your ass, Carter. I'm gonna get revenge.
03:09 Carter_Powers: *sticks my tongue out at Ahmed*
03:09 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: *sticks my tongue out at Alexi*
03:10 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: *sticks out my tongue at both of you*
03:10 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Ahmed! Stop.
03:14 Carter_Powers: Ahmedth thtop
03:15 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Shut up.
03:15 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: thut up
03:15 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: How about we wrestle tonight in Cairo? My manager can get us a main event spot.
03:16 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Unless you pussies are scared of "third world countries" of course.
03:16 Carter_Powers: Sure just don't shoot down our plane
03:16 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: violent fuckers
03:18 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: You wouldn't be worth the bullets.
03:19 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: More like you couldn't afford the bullets heheh
03:19 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Oh we have plenty.
03:19 Carter_Powers: Do they even work with your guns?
03:20 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Do you even know what a gun is?
03:20 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: And no, he's not talking about Brett's fake steroid muscles...
03:20 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I'm American of COURSE I do
03:20 Carter_Powers: Nope I usually hunt by wrestling bears in the wild
03:21 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I wasn't talk to you, school shooter.
03:21 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: I hunt bears with my bare hands.
03:21 Carter_Powers: That's what I said
03:21 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: At least the shooting stops in middle school you terrorist fucker
03:22 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Oh yes...I'M the terrorist...not the white men shooting up your schools...
03:23 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: I'm sure you wrestle Brett in the wild too...homosexual boy.
03:23 Carter_Powers: That's it
03:23 Carter_Powers: Don't blame me Brett but HE escalated this
03:23 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Not blaming you let's GO
03:23 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Meet you in the ring TONIGHT
03:23 Carter_Powers: Unless you're scared
03:23 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: See you there.
03:23 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: I fear no man.
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03:27 Carter_Powers: MASSIVE arena at the Golden Palace hotel in Cairo... arena's chock FULL of Egyptian fans while Alexi flew out an entire ENTOURAGE of Russians (courtesy of the Kremlin, of course) to watch our match...
03:28 Carter_Powers: Me and Brett emerge from our side, I'm wearing my Canadian flag speedos with matching boots and my signature handwraps... raise my fist for a fist-bump with my partner...
03:29 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Emerge with Carter, wearing my US flag speedos with red/blue boots... raise my fist and fist-bump Carter before making my way down to the ring... flexing showing off as the crowd boos us! yt
03:32 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: My manager gives me the details and Alexi and I head out. After a day full of strength conditioning with the crazy Russian brute, we head to the Golden Palace. Walking out into the arena to hear my SCREAMING hordes of Egyptian fans as my face pops up on the big screen...I walk out wearing my Egyptian flag speedos as the announcer says my name..."OUR CHAMPION...AT 6'1, 190LBS...AHMED THE EGYPTIAN DOMINATOR!!!!" the announcer screams as the crowd pops off loud...
03:34 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Following the Egyptian into the arena...these fans are screaming SO loud...I proudly wear my Russian flag speedos as I stay close to my partner, ensuring the crowd doesn't think I'm some filthy American...I see some of my Russian men chanting my name in the front row...I smile and wave to them..."ANNND HIS PARTNER...AT 6'0, 180LBS...ALEXI THE RUSSIAN DESTROYER...TOGETHER THEY FORM...THE FREEEDOMMMM CRUSHERSSSS!!!!" the announcer screams as we both hop into the ring and stare down our opponents...yt
03:36 Carter_Powers: I get up on the corner rope... flexing showing off as the announcers introduce us... "AND THE CHALLENGERS... FROM CANADA... AT 6'0 AND WEIGHING 191 LBS... HE IS THE HOCKEY HUNK... THE CANADIAN DREAM... CARTER POWEEERRRRSSS!!!!"... "and Ahmed's coming into this match with a MAJOR axe to grind with Carter here..."
03:38 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I flex my GUNZ and run a hand through my blond hair flipping it back... "AND HIS PARTNER... FROM THE UNITED STATES... AT 6'3 AND WEIGHING 185 LBS... HE IS THE ALL-AMERICAN GOLDEN ONE... BRETT... MATTHEW... LANNNGGGDONNNNN" yt
03:41 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: My crowd STRONGLY booing the big western men as they flex and boast their bodies...good to finally have a crowd on my side for once..."The Freedom Crushers have decided to wager their International Tag Team Champions belt...so this is a high stakes match!" the announcer says...I tap my partner on the back and make my way into the ring...
03:42 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: My partner makes his way into the ring...I just hope the crowd motivates him to wrestle harder this time...but if not...I have a few tricks up my sleeve. yt
03:42 Carter_Powers: I drop down from my corner... tapping my partner on the back before preparing to step into the ring...
03:43 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I grab Carter's shoulder... "I got this jobber bro" I tell him and step in front of him...
03:43 Carter_Powers: I shrug and slip back onto the apron... yt
03:45 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I approach the center of the ring and come face to face with the American, Brett Langdon, standing almost an entire head taller than me...but I'll bring this cocky American fucker down to size...DING DING DING...the bell rings and I rush towards him to lock up...GRINDING my muscles against him as I push forward to not lose ground...
03:46 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: "GO AHMED...TAKE HIM DOWN, AS WE PRACTICED!!!!!" I scream at my partner as the crowd goes wild seeing their hero in action...yt
03:46 Carter_Powers: "SHOW HIM BRETT... TEAR HIM A NEW ASSHOLE"
03:47 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I lunge back as Ahmed lunges at me... both of us grinding with my impressive, godlike physique STRAINING hard as I try to push you back into your corner... despite my height advantage you have 5 lbs on me... "and these two powerhouses are pretty evenly matched..." says the announcer... yt
03:50 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Grrrrrrrr...fuck...these American men are strong...I feel you pushing hard on me as I start getting moved back a bit...my crowd still cheering me on...but then I remember what Alexi and I had been practicing...I tie my leg against yours, grab you around the neck and then JUDO THROW you down to the mat!!!! Taking a moment to wink at Alexi as the crowd goes WILD..."THE BIG AMERICAN IS DOWN!" the announcer screams...
03:50 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: "WOOOOO!!! YESSS AHMED!!!" I cheer for partner knowing I taught him that throw... as the crowd goes wild! yt
03:53 Carter_Powers: I look on and wince as Ahmed tosses Brett's body with a BRUTAL judo throw... "get him in a headscissor! headscissor!"...
03:54 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I grit my teeth but I can feel Ahmed slowly giving way as I PRESSS Hard against him... then suddenly I feel my feet taken out from under me as I'm LIFTED and SLAMMED down to the canvas with the judo throw... the Egyptian on top of me with his arms wrapped around my head... I hear Carter shouting at me but can't make out the words as I try to PEEL Ahmed's arms off me... yt
03:57 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I draggg the big American to the centre of the ring and WRENCHHH in a headlock...putting his body on display as my arms grind against him..."How's it feel to be so vulnerable and SO far away from home, American pretty boy?" I say as I get you up on your knees and GRINND the headlock so that your face is rubbing into my mighty, tanned pecs!
03:58 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: I look across the ring and start making eye contact with Carter...once I have his attention...I start flexing my muscles at him...yt
03:58 Carter_Powers: Grrr.... the sexy Russian flexing his PUNY muscles at me... then trying to piss him off I bounce my pecs and give him a wink...
03:59 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: The mighty Egyptian has me locked TIGHT in the headlock... I groan and growl as I try to escape with his brown muscles smothering against my chiselled face... then BAM I try to throw a punch at his nose... yt
04:01 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Hearing the American groan is like music to my eyes...I WRENCH in the headlock but then your fist SLAMS into my face...wincing and contorting my face but keeping the headlock pressed in as I lift us up to our feet and run forward...then IRISH whip you into the rope...going for a huge CLOTHESLINE on your return!!!
04:02 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: The Canadian bouncing his pecs at me...grrrrrrr..."GO AHMED...CRUSH THIS AMERICAN PANSY BOY!!!!" yt
04:03 Carter_Powers: I laugh seeing the Russian getting pissed off... decide to blow him a kiss too...
04:04 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Uurrghh... I groan as Ahmed WRENCHES my face in the lock... then I feel him buckle as my fist slams into his face... not enough to break the lock but now he lifts me up... then WHIPS me against the rope forcing me to REBOUND hard... "OOOOFFFFF" the clothesline SLAMS hard into my muscular pecs and DROPS me on the canvas... yt
04:07 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: SLAMMING you down into the mat...the crowd going WILD..."HE'S GOT THE BIG AMERICAN DOWN!!!", the announcer says as I start FLEXINNGGGG my muscles hard for the cheering crowd...I grab you up by the hair and bring you over to our corner...KNEEING you hard in the abs...BAM...before tagging in Alexi!
04:08 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: "Good job, Ahmed." I say smiling at my partner as I get into the ring and start SLAMMING big fists into the American's gut!!! BAM BAM BAM BAM...taking a moment to flex my big Russian muscles for the crowd, hearing my Russian comrades in the front row cheering as loud as they can for me! yt
04:09 Carter_Powers: "Grrr.... get out of there Brett" I roar... watching helplessly as my partner is punished by a BRUTAL double-teaming...
04:11 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: You GRAB a fistful of my beautiful blond hair... "NOT THE HAIR" I shout as I grab your wrist and try to pull your hand off... dragged into your corner as the Russian steps into the ring... BAM BAM BAM BAM fist after fist into my sexy 6-pack abs forces me onto my knees as spit flies out of my mouth... yt
04:12 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Patting my partner on the shoulder as he continues his brutal assault on the American...even reaching in the ring to squeeze his muscles as he flexes...the crowd loves it!
04:13 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: "Pathetic, pussy American. I will show you the true STRENGTH of Russia." I say as I deliver one kick to the abs to get you sitting in the corner...then I pace back to the centre of the ring...then RUSHHH towards you again...going for a huge RUSSIAN BRONCO BUSTER!!!!! Jumping out and aiming my crotch to your face!!! yt
04:14 Carter_Powers: My face gets redder and redder watching Brett as he gets dominated... the crowd CHEERING as the American is cornered and suffering a BRUTAL beatdown... "GET OUT OF THERE BRETT"... I wince as the BRONCO BUSTER SLAMS into Brett's face...
04:16 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: "Awf..." I'm dropped back into the corner... clutching my beaten 6-pack abs as I struggle to get breaths into my lungs... I open my eyes just in time for Alexi to SLAM into me with the BRONCO BUSTER... MUSHING my face with his BIG RUSSIAN BALLS... "and now THATs coming from Russia with ANYTHING but LOVE" the announcer shouts... yt
04:18 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: I SLAMMMM my balls into your face over and over again!!! Screaming and FLEXING as the crowd goes wild, the conservative Egyptian crowd never before seeing such raunchy humiliation!!! "Yeah I bet you're LOVING this, American gay boy!!!" I say as I give you one HUGE thrusttttt of my balls in your mouth!!! Then I dismount and nod at the Egyptian...
04:20 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Ooooh Alexi's REALLY giving it to him...so fucking humiliating, glad that's not me in there...I see my partner give me the nod as he dismounts...then I grab the American by ankles and make him SLAM his face into the mat...I PULLLL him back hard and CRUSHHH his nuts into the metal post...using my foot for maximum leverage!!!! "Classic Maneuver by the Freedom Crushers! Alexi smothers 'em and Ahmed NEUTERS 'em!! Brett's manhood is in BIG TROUBLE!" the announcer screams...yt
04:22 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: FINALLY Alexi pulls his sweaty balls that were smothering my sexy face off... I pant and heave trying to breath... "fucker..." I growl before I feel a pair of hands grabbing at my ankles... "OH SHIT-AAAAARRAAARRARARARARARARRARRARGHHGGHHGHHHHHH" scream as my nuts are CRUSHED into the post... each time the Egyptian YANKS my voice increases in pitch...
04:23 Carter_Powers: Watching my partner get his balls PUNISHED immediately after the Russian pulls his balls off... with everyone distracted on the other side of the ring I jump down and start to circle by ringside... yt
04:25 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Once my partner is done emasculating the pathetic American I pull him up by his hair, making sure to ruffle it up as much as I can as we stand up...I stand side by side with him and hook my leg onto his as I grab him by the neck..."FOR MY PEOPLE...FOR RUSSIA!!!!!!" I scream as I SLAMMMM his back down with a brutal Russian leg sweep!
04:25 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: "WOOOO HOOO!!!! GO ALEXI!!!!!" I scream getting back up to my corner, not noticing the Canadian circling around while the Russians in the crowd go wild with cheers...yt
04:27 Pablofuentes007 (SPECTATOR): Go, boys! Beat the Crushers!
04:29 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: The Russian pulls me back up... dazed and groaning in pain as I struggle to stay on my feet... then BAM I'm slammed down with my back punished on the canvas from the Russian leg sweep...
04:30 Carter_Powers: I quietly reach under the apron... pulling out a steel chair... then sneaking on my unsuspecting Egyptian prey I take the chair and SLAM it into his BIG BUTT... "THATS FOR LAST TIME YOU SAND-EATING CUNT!" yt
04:33 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Cheering for my partner as he dominates the tall American with his signature leg sweep...I fail to hear anything behind me...then suddenly BAMMMMMMM...my ass and lower back gets SMASSSHHED with a steel chair..."AAAAAAAAHHHHH" I scream out as I fall down off the apron and onto the floor!!! Looking up and seeing the cocky Canadian looking down at me...
04:34 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: I STOMP the downed American a few times before I hear my partner's scream and suddenly see no one in either corner...I look down and see Carter standing over my partner!!! yt
04:34 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Panting and struggling to breath with Alexi's stomps driving more air out of my lungs... moaning and grunting then as my partner suddenly distracts Alexi I grab his ankle and YANK it out from under him... dropping him to the mat... yt
04:36 Carter_Powers: I don't even care about Alexi... just want to beat the living SHIT out of the Egyptian fucker... looking down on him as he clutches his back I pull the chair back and start SLAMMING it all over him... arms, legs, chest, face... trying to BREAK him yt
04:37 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Seeing the big Canadian holding up a METAL CHAIR above my partner...I quickly try to run out to help him but you GRAB my ankle...I fall FLAT on my face...my muscular pecs and head bouncing off the mat as I roll onto my back...eyes widening as I see the big tall American standing over me...
04:38 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Holding my hands in front of my face barely helps as you SLAMMMM the metal chair...first my CHEST...then my shoulders...arms...AND FACE...screaming in pain as you DOMINATE me with the illegal weapon...all of my fans BOOING you loudly and calling you a cheater...unable to get away as I desperately try to minimize the damage! yt
04:40 Carter_Powers: I stop PUNISHING you with my chair before setting it up... picking you up below your armpits and draping you over the chair with your back on the chair... your upper body through the hole on the chair back... your pits on the ears of the chair so you're TRAPPED
04:41 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: With the Russian FINALLY down on the canvas... I grab his ankles then his arm and wrapping his own arm on his neck... plant BOTH knees in his back then ROLL onto my back with the Russian's body DRAPED over me in mid-air as I STRETCH him out... yt
04:44 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: "YOU FUCKING CHEATER...GET BACK TO YOUR CORNER..." I say before you start TYING me up in the chair...squeezing my body through the hole and dominating my back...looking out at the cocky Canadian as he gives me that million dollar smile of his...
04:46 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: The big American grabs a TIGHT hold of my ankles as he forces me to choke myself with my own bicep...as he SUSPENDS ME INTO THE AIR...I SCREAMMMMM AND SHAKE MY HEAD as he DOMINATES my back and limbs..."FUCKKKKK...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH"...looking outside of the ring to see my partner getting TIED up in a chair...no hope of rescue...the crowd BOOING these cheating Americans..."The Freedom Crushers are in TROUBLE...both tied up with no partner to save them!!!" the announcer says...yt
04:48 Carter_Powers: "I'M CANADIAN YOU FUCKERS" I shout as I hear the crowd call me an "American"... I turn around and just for fun SHOVE my ass into Ahmed's face... then RELEASE A FART just to HUMILIATE him some more... then turn around and SIT on his torso USING him as a cushion as I watch my partner try to BREAK the Russian in half...
04:50 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I STRETCH Alexi's back some more... trying to SNAP his spine as I SHOVE my legs into his back... trying to see if I get get a quick submission... but DAMN the Russian's stubborn... I CRANK one last time then kick him off me... SLAMMING his face and chest into the canvas... yt
04:54 irishslayer (SPECTATOR): ouch
04:55 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The big Canadian standing up...I see his bubble butt SMOTHERRRRR my face as I try to flail my trapped arms...I MOAAANN and SCREAMMM as you FART in my face...I hear the American scream out from the ring..."OOOOH...CANADIAN GAS CHAMBER!!!" as the crowd continues to BOO you...then you SITTT on my, crunching the pressure down on my back...unable to break my arms free!!!! FUCKKKKK...getting humiliated by this Canadian fucker again!!!
04:56 Carter_Powers: ( @irishslayer irish jobber heheh)
04:56 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: The American WRENNNCHHHINNG the hold before SLAMMING me down...my face, chest and groin slamming into the ring hard as my Russian fans try to cheer me on...dazed and seeing stars...but NOT giving in to this brutal American yet!!! Getting up to my knees...yt
04:57 Carter_Powers: I cross my arms and lean back... "time to watch the show" I say as Brett circles the downed Russian...
04:58 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Circling you as you try to get up... managing to crawl up on all fours... I plant my boot on the back of your neck and SQUASH you into the canvas... flexing both my arms as the fans BOO me... yt
04:59 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: "Carter the Canadian is using our Egyptian hero as A CUSHION...and the American Brett has his foot down on Alexi's neck!!! This looks bad for the Freedom Crushers..." the announcer says after you SMASSHHH my face down into the canvas and start flexing your cocky American muscles at me...I grab your ankle and TWISSSTT it hard trying to knock you off balance!!!!
05:00 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The Canadian now completely SITTING on me...my arms and head trapped in the hole of this chair...GRRRRR...I try struggling but I can't break free...my fans at ringside SCREAMING and furious at you as I struggle...yt
05:01 Carter_Powers: I spread my legs open in a relaxed position, clasp my hands behind my head... then suddenly rip another FART on your body... "oops must be that Egyptian food" I laugh...
05:02 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Showing off as I get REAL cocky... suddenly Alexi's hand wraps around my ankle and TWISSTTTSS hard... I drop DOWN on my ass and grunt... yt
05:03 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: AHHHHHH...GGGRRRRR..FUCKKKKK...groaning and screaming as the cocky Canadian rips ANOTHER fart on me...the smell travelling to my nose as he mocks our food...GRRRR...that's it...I THRASSSHHHH my legs forward and go for a brutal STRIKE to your nuts ...
05:05 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: The crowd CHEERING for me as I finally get my power back...Standing up, with the mighty American's ankle still in my hands...AND TWISSSTTINNNG it hard so that you get onto your stomach..."KURT ANGLE? I'VE NEVER HEARD OF HIM...THIS IS THE CALLED THE RUSSIAN ANKLE DESTROYER!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR" I scream as I WRENCHHH your ankle...yt
05:06 Carter_Powers: I'm sitting relaxed on my chair... then BAM your leg SLAMS into my balls... "GGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" I roar as I clutch my balls and roll off you onto the floor...
05:06 irishslayer (SPECTATOR): that got him!
05:07 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I'm struggling on my bank as Alexi grasps onto my ankle... he manages to flip me onto my stomach... "AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH" I scream from the ankle hold as I SLAM my fists into the canvas and try to crawl towards the ropes... yt
05:07 irishslayer (SPECTATOR): Brett hurtin' bad
05:09 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: As the pathetic Canadian falls down off of me...I twissstt back onto my feet...then pull down the chair off of me as if I'm dropping my pants...kicking it away as I see Alexi dominating in the ring...I look down at my Canadian jobber and smile menacingly...then I turn to my fans...flex my muscles and JUMP up into the air...landing my ASS onto your face!!!! My fans laughing as they see the Canadian getting payback...
05:12 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: This pathetic American begging and screaming on the canvas..."Your country indoctrinates you to be SO cocky...but then you meet the men of RUSSIA...and you KNOW YOUR PLACE!!!" I say as I WRENCHHH the ankle lock and pin your free leg down...I step in towards your crotch with my other leg and start CRUNCCCHIINGGG down on your manhood!!! "OOOOHH ALEXI'S CRUSHING BRETT'S NUTS...AS AHMED FACESITS THE CANADIAN...THIS MATCH COULD GO EITHER WAY!" the announcer scream as the fans go wild...yt
05:13 Carter_Powers: Lying on the floor clutching my THROBBING nuts... struggling to keep the puke down in my stomach... roll over and lock up just to see a BIG ball of Egyptian FLAG rushing towards my face getting bigger and bigger by the split second before BAM it SLAMS down and gives me a facefull of the Egyptian's buttcrack...
05:13 Carter_Powers: my WHOLE body jerks HARD from the impact...
05:14 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Still trying to crawl to the ropes as Alexi taunts me... then I SQUEAL as I feel his MASSIVE boot come down HARD on my balls... CRUSHING my nuts under them... yt
05:14 irishslayer (SPECTATOR): Carter getting what he deserves!
05:14 irishslayer (SPECTATOR): damn...lots of crushed nuts tonight!
05:17 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Getting tired of owning this pathetic American ragdoll...I look out to my partner and scream..."AHMED...BRING HIM HERE! NOW!" I say as I break the hold and grab the American's arm and grabbing him by his nice blonde hair to stand him up...
05:17 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: My angry Russian partner barks orders at me..."YES SIR!" I reply as I stand up and grab Carter up by the back of his speedos...raising his arm up and forcing him to TAG Brett as I roll the pathetic Canadian into the ring...
05:18 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: I TOSS the big American over the ropes and let him fall onto the floor!! "Alexi and Ahmed now CHOOSING which jobber to crush...how humiliating!!!!" the announcer says...yt
05:19 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I open my eyes enough to see Carter rolled into the ring and I'm forced to tag him before being TOSSED out of the ring...
05:20 Carter_Powers: As Alexi's still distracted throwing Brett... I recover enough to crawl up behind him then SLAM my WHOLE arm between his legs so my fist is RIGHT in his navel... his NUTS CRUSHED by my arm... yt
05:21 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: "ALEXI NO!!!!" I scream as I try to reach into the ring to grab Carter's ankles...but he moves away before I can grab them!!!!
05:22 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: As I'm watching the puny American ragdoll through the air...I fail to notice the conceited Canadian come up behind me...I feel a BLUNNTT rushing pain in my MANHOOD as he SNEAKS up behind me and UPPERCUTS me in the manhood!!!! "Ooooh right in those BIG RUSSIAN BALLS!" the announcer says as I stagger backwards and collapse down onto my back...cupping my balls...yt
05:24 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I'm exhausted, lying on the ringside in a LOT of pain... but the moment I hear the announcer coupled with the Russian's girlish squeal I can't help but laugh out loud...
05:25 irishslayer (SPECTATOR): poor Alexi!
05:25 Carter_Powers: I grin with my arm still between Alexi's legs... getting up to my feet as I grab the back of his neck... my hand grabs a HANDFUL of his nutsack and my arm is STILL between his legs as I LIFT his 180 lbs body up in an OVERHEAD GORILLA PRESS... walking around the ring showing him off as I CLAW his nuts... the crowd BOOOOOOOOS... "OH MY GOD HERE COMES CARTER... HE'S GOT ALEXI IN THE AIR... OH NO I CAN'T WATCH" the announcer shouts... yt
05:29 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Jumping on the apron and seeing my partner getting hoisted around the ring by the brutish Canadian...being TOTALLY humiliated as the dominant man carries him around like a child...I look and see Carter CRUSHING Alexi's nutsack in his fists...cringing as I remember when Carter did that to me..."NOOOO...ALEXIII...BREAK FREE!!!" I scream reaching in through the ropes but knowing there's no way to save my partner!
05:30 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Getting HOISTED UP...as the cocky Canadian SQUEEEZZESSS my nutsack!!!! My high pitched squeal getting EVEN LOUDER...aaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! The corner of my eyes sees the big screen zooming in on my ass and crushed nuts..."AHMED...HELP ME!!!!!!" I scream in desperation...yt
05:31 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I manage to roll over and climb back on the apron watching Carter as he DOMINATES Alexi... "NOT SO COCKY NOW AREN'T YA? SOON ENOUGH YOU AIN'T GONNA *HAVE* A COCK TO BRAG ABOUT" I roar...
05:32 Carter_Powers: I march Alexi around the ring some more as he SCREAMS like a little girl... each time I SQUEEEZE I hear his pitch get HIGHER and HIGHER... then I RUSH and drop him OVER THE TOP ROPE onto the RINGSIDE...
05:32 Carter_Powers: right by where Brett's standing... yt
05:35 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Seeing my Russian partner getting completely neutered by the Canadian then thrown out like a sack of garbage instills a FIT of rage in me...I hop through the ropes AND RUNNNNN in towards the Canadian going for a HUGE spear to your gut!!!!!
05:36 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: My girlish screams continue as the brutal Canadian TOSSES ME OVER THE TOP ROPE...SCREAMMMINNNG as I fall all the way down to the floor...SMASHING my chest and groin on the mat as I land next to my American rival...rolling around on the outside rubbing my bruised pecs...abs...and nutsack. yt
05:37 Carter_Powers: I turn around and bounce on my toes... "come on" I shout taunting my Egyptian rival... it works and he CHARGES at me like a RAGING BULL... but RIGHT as he's about to SPEAR me I raise my knee and SLAM it into his chin...
05:39 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: The PATHETIC Russian now at my mercy... I RUSH at him slamming my foot down and stomping him ALL over his body... then I DROP a DOUBLE AXE HANDLE on his torso... then ANOTHER... then RUSH him in a modified lou thesz press following it up by SLAMMING my forearms into his face... yt
05:41 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: CHARGING at you as fast as I can...the ring SHAKING as my legs slam into it...keeping my eye on the cocky Canadian bastard...but I see him SMIRK right as I'm about to connect...he lifts his knee up and I SLAMMMMM hard into it!!!! Falling FLAT on my back as the crowd BOOs...I look up at the cocky Canadian...flexing his mighty pale muscles...
05:42 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: The American looking down at me and smiling...knowing he has me RIGHT where he wants me as he STOMPS hard over and over all over my body...BAM BAM BAM BAM...then a double axe handle onto my body as it JERKKKS up in pain...your modified lou thesz press SLAMMING me down before your forearm OWNS my face...totally decimated on the floor...yt
05:43 Carter_Powers: "Send him in" I smile at my partner before picking up the Egyptian by his shiny black hair...
05:43 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I pick up Alexi by his golden hair and roll him into the ring... getting into the ring myself then pulling the Russian back up and WHIPPING him at my partner...
05:44 Carter_Powers: I pull the Egyptian back by his arm and WHIP him BACK at the Russian... yt
05:46 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: I get ROLLED into the ring...lifted up by my golden hair as I'm IRISH WHIPPED into the centre of the ring...RUNNING HEAD FIRST TOWARDS MY PARTNER!!!!!
05:47 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: That cocky fucker Carter's beating my ass again...grabbing me by the hair and WHIPPING me towards my partner...our bodies SMASHHHH in the centre...feeling the Russian's massive balls SLAM into mine as cringe in pain...
05:47 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: My body rubbing against my partner's as we're stunned by the pain...yt
05:48 Carter_Powers: I grab both my victims... position BOTH their heads under my pits with my arms wrapped around them...
05:48 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Get down on one knee and CLAW both of their nuts HARD
05:48 Carter_Powers: Then DROP on my back DDT'ing BOTH of them at the same time... yt
05:50 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: The big Canadian WRAPS both of our heads under his pit...SQUEEZING us hard as the crowd gets a good look at our asses...us flailing our arms as he squeezes our necks BRUTALLY...Alexi and I trying to do some damage but to no avail...
05:52 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: As we're TRAPPED in his DDT...the big American strikes again...GRABBING our nether regions and SQUEEZZZZIINNGGG them hard...Ahmed and I begin SHREEEIKKINNGGG again as he thrash our legs..."That's called ASSERING DOMINANCE boys..." I hear one of you say...before the Canadian SLAMSSS our heads down into the mat...both Ahmed and I rolling onto our backs...clutching our heads and nuts...yt
05:52 Carter_Powers: I GRAB a fistful of Ahmed's hair... PULLING him up to his knees...
05:53 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I do the same with Alexi... pulling him up to his feet... fist bump my partner... "you ready bro?"
05:53 Carter_Powers: "I was BORN ready..."
05:54 Carter_Powers: RIGHT HOOK LEFT HOOK ROUND HOUSE KICK... Over and over again with my FINISHER COMBO... on Ahmed...
05:54 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Lock the FULL NELSON on Alexi... then BAM BRUTAL Russian Leg sweep with MY finisher!
05:55 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: "AND A BRUTAL FINISHER FROM BOTH MEN... THE STAY DOWN! DECIMATES AHMED AS BRETT TAKES ALEXI DOWN HAAARRD WITH HIS ALL-AMERICAN!" roars the announcer... yt
05:57 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I get PULLED up to my knees as I see Alexi getting manhandled as well...seeing Carter's dominating glare as he SLAMSSS his right hook...then SLAMMMS his left hook...BAMMMM...then a ROUND HOUSE KICK...BAMMMMMM...OVER AND OVER AGAIN...until I'm DOWN on the mat...looking up to the lights...
05:58 irishslayer (SPECTATOR): yow...Ahmed and Alexi in bad trouble
05:59 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: The BIG American PULLS ME UP...LOCKING his legs around mine as his bulge RUBBBSSS against my ass...seeing the look of the terrified crowd before he SLAMMMSSS me CROTCH and pecs first into the mat...seeing my partner down too...WE CAN'T LOSE LIKE THIS...yt
06:00 Leon_Lion (SPECTATOR): Weaklings...
06:01 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: I get up off Alexi... "THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN THE LAND OF THE FREE BITCHES!" I roar at the crowd turning around and flexing my GUNZ...
06:01 Carter_Powers: I slap my chest with one hand... "OOOOOOO CAAANADAAA!!!!" I shout as Ahmed drops down on the mats like a heap of potatoes...yt
06:03 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Hearing these COCKY patriotic fuckers cheering after our beatdown...makes me REDDD..with rage...my arms shake as I weakly pull myself up to my knees...
06:04 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR...RUSSIA WILL NOT BE SECOND BEST...AND DEFINITELY NOT THIRD BEST...I see Ahmed getting up...I will not fold to these BASTARDS...I say getting up to my knees and standing up tall to my feet...
06:04 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I stand up with Alexi...a fierce look on my face as the crowd goes WILD..."HOW ARE THESE MEN STILL STANDING???" the announcer screams...yt
06:06 Carter_Powers: I turn around to see both opponents getting up to their feet...
06:06 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Turning around with my partner... "no that's..."
06:06 Carter_Powers: "that's impossible!"
06:06 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: "how did you?"
06:07 Carter_Powers: "STAY DOWN" I look at my partner
06:07 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Nod to Carter...
06:07 Carter_Powers: Then we both CHARGE aiming a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!!! yt
06:08 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Seeing the American and Canadian idiots in shock at our power makes me smile...as they RUN towards us I nod at Alexi...getting down on one knee and CHARGING their guts to stop their attack...
06:09 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: These punks WON'T know what hit them...as my Egyptian brother stops their attack...I GRAB the two puny boys by the THROATS...smiling at them before using my MIGHTY RUSSIAN STRENGTH...TO LIIFFFT THEM UPPP...AND CHOKESLAMMMM THEM DOWN INTO THE MAT!!!!!!! The crowd going absolutely WILD!!!! yt
06:11 Carter_Powers: Our rivals second wind takes me by surprise... suddenly I find a set of BROAD Egyptian shoulders SLAMMING into my 6-pack bending me over...
06:11 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: "OOUOOUGHHHHHH...." I moan as spit FLIES out of my mouth... Ahmed's shoulders sinking into my abs...
06:11 Carter_Powers: My eyes widen for a split second as the Russian LIFTS me up by the neck... my legs dangling in the air... then SLAMMED down HARD onto the canvas...
06:12 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Alexi's powerful hand wrapping around my neck... then SLAMMING me down "GAAAAAHHHHHHH" I roar from the pain as my back is crushed on the canvas... yt
06:16 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Looking down at the pathetic jobbers...I smirk up looking at Ahmed..."Hey buddy...remember crotch-stretching submission from our last match...let's DOUBLE it." I say nodding at him as I grab Brett's right leg with my arm...smiling at him as I WRENCH it far away from his other leg...then WRAPPPP my leg around it...SPLADING THE AMERICAN HARDDDD...
06:17 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I grimace thinking about how much that spladle hurt...but smirk knowing we'll be hearing BOTH of these pathetic Western scum SCREAMING their submissions...I match my partner's hold...grabbing my rival Carter's leg and SPLLLADDDINGLLLINNNG his other leg in the other direction!!! His ass SUSPENDED in the air...as I NUDGE the maple leaf CLOSER AND CLOSER to the stars and stripes!!! yt
06:19 Carter_Powers: "AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" I scream as my legs are STRETCHED out in a DEVASTATING spladle... my arms and legs TRAPPED by my Egyptian rival...
06:19 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: "OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH" I'm screaming JUST as loud as my partner... crotch WIDE open and on FULL display as my Russian opponent edges me closer to the Canadian... yt
06:21 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: "CARTER AND BRETT ARE TRAPPED IN SPLADLES...THEIR ASSES ON FULL DISPLAY FOR THE CROWD..." the announcer says as I smile..."we're about to take your relationship to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL" I say as I push Carter JUSTT close enough so that he's ASS TO ASS with his partner...
06:21 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: "OHHHH YES...AMERICAN GAY BOY...YOU SHOULD LOOOOVE THIS!!!" I say as I WRENCHHHH the hold harder...sprreadddddinnggg the jobber's ass cheeks WIDE...RUBBING them against his partner's..."NOWHERE TO RUN..NO WAY TO CHEAT...TIME TO SUBMIT, PUSSY!!!" I scream...yt
06:23 Carter_Powers: I groan and roar from the pain... looking over at my partner as the maple leaf and stars and stripes are FORCED to rub against each other... "THIS IS AMAZING... CARTER AND BRETT ARE BEING FORCED TOGETHER" shouts the announcer... "ALEXI AND AHMED HAVE BORDER FORCED THEIR BORDERS TOGETHER RIGHT AT THE 49TH PARALLEL"...
06:23 Carter_Powers: Look over at my partner... "don't... fucking... give... you... fucking... jobber..." I moan...
06:24 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: The pain is getting unbearable as STARS fly across my vision and black spots appear... I SCREAM from the pain of my legs being stretched apart as our asses are pressed together... "you're...the...fucking... jobber..." I growl at my partner... yt
06:27 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: "Awwwww how cute...they're bickering like old married couple!" I say seeing Carter's face get RED with embarrassment...I WRENNCHHHHH the hold even harder...PRESSING Brett's asshole into his partner's!!!
06:29 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: "HEY CARTER...REMEMBER WHEN YOU FARTED IN MY FACE??? REMEMBER WHEN YOU WEDGIED MY ASS?? Well this is gonna top BOTH of those..." I say as I REACCHH down with one of my arms while using the free arm to keep the hold locked...I LIFT up two fingers...THEN JAMMMMMM them into the Canadian's ass...hearing the audience go WILLLDD with laughter..."AHMED'S GIVING HIS RIVAL...THE OIL CHECK!!!" the announcer screams...yt
06:31 Carter_Powers: "AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH" I scream and my face grows BRIGHT RED from the pain and embarrassment as your fingers JAM inside my ass... "IT'S AN EGYPTIAN INVASION" shouts the announcer...
06:31 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Still groaning and growling... I look on in fear as Ahmed shoves his fingers into Carter's ass... "no... fuck no... FUCK I SUBMIT FUCK NONONONONONONONO" I shout... yt
06:32 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: "OH NOT YET YOU DON'T, AMERICAN BASTARD!!!" I scream as I follow my partner's lead and JAMMMM two fingers up Brett's ass as well...the crowd going WILD with more laughter..."NOW SLAP YOUR ALLY'S NUTS...AS YOU SUBMIT TO RUSSIAN SUPERIORITY!!!" I scream as I DIGGGG my fingers deeper and WRENNCHH the spladle harder!!!
06:33 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: "OH YEAH...I WANNA REALLLY HEAR YOU SCREAM YOUR SUBMISSION CARTER!!!" I say as I WRENNCHHHH the hold as hard as I can...RIPPING your legs apart...FORCING you to almost do the FULL SPLITS..."SLAP THE AMERICAN'S BALLS...AND TELL THE WORLD WHO YOUR MASTER IS!!!" I say as I keep THRUSTTT my fingers deep into your ass!!! yt
06:37 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Just desperate to end the pain I start viciously tapping on Carter's balls...
06:37 Carter_Powers: "fuck... no..." I groan then suddenly feel Brett tapping on MY balls without any regard for his level of force... I start tapping on his balls back... then SLAPPING his balls...
06:37 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: With Carter SLAPPING my balls... I SLAP him back...
06:38 Carter_Powers: "FUCKER" I roar... then SLAM my fist into Brett's balls... yt
06:40 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: Can't help but laugh as I see these two buddies TURNING on each other..."OOOH TOUGH LOVE..." I say as I WRENNNCHHH Carter's brutal spladle even harder..."COME ON BRETT...WE WON'T LET GO UNTIL THIS COCKY CANADIAN GIVES US A VERBAL SUBMISSION...we LEARNED from our last match...and his balls are ALL yours..." I say smirking at my partner...
06:41 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: Laughing as the Canadian and American patriots are turning on each other...such is capitalism! I WRENNNCHHH the American's spladle even harder..."SCREAMMM YOUR SUBMISSION TO RUSSIA, CANADIAN BOY...JUST AS YOUR PARTNER DID...OR YOU'LL BOTH GET YOUR GROIN BUSTED!!!" WRENCHING the hold harder as I scream busted...yt
06:44 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: "AAGH... YOU BITCH" I roar BAM slam my fist back into Carter's balls...
06:44 Carter_Powers: "MOTHER FUCKING BASTARD" I shout back BAM slam my fist into Brett's balls
06:45 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: "FUCKING SHITFACED FUCKING FAGGOT" I shout and BAM return with another fist into Carter's balls
06:45 Carter_Powers: "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKER" I roar and BAM shoot another fist into Brett's balls...
06:46 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: "JUST FUCKING SUBMIT!" I shout and BAM BAM BAM slam three fists into Carter's balls and then CLAWWW them hard...
06:46 Carter_Powers: "NEVER!" I shout and CLAWWWW Brett's balls back... but then Ahmed WRENCHES the spladle again and I can't take it much longer... "FUCK I SUBMIT" I finally shout out... yt
06:48 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: "Like MUSIC TO MY EARS!!!!" I say as I finally release the spladle and watch the cocky Canadian fucker grab and rub his stretched groin and busted balls...I stand up and I STOMMMP my foot down on his maple leaf nuts...
06:50 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: I release the American from his neutering hold..."Never challenge a Russian AGAIN...puny American BITCH..." I say standing up and matching my partner's pose...STOMPING down on the stars and stripes..."ANNND AFTER AN EMASCULATING DOUBLE SPLADLE SUBMISSION...YOUR WINNERS...AHMED AND ALEXI...THE FREEEEEDOOOOOMMMM CRUSHERRRSSSS!!!" the announcer yells...yt
06:51 Carter_Powers: You stomp down on my nuts as I moan in pain... the ref hands you your belts as the reigning International Tag Champions...
06:52 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: "uugh..." moan as Alexi stomps down on my nuts one last time...yt
06:55 Alexi_the_Russian_Destroyer: "Let's let these loverbirds rest..." I say as I lift up Brett and flip around...DROPPING him down so that his nuts are planted RIGHT on the Canadian's face...
06:56 Ahmed_the_Egyptian_Dominator: I STOMP down on Brett's ass so that his nuts SMOTHER down into his opponent's face..."Suck his dick, jobber...you KNOW you want to..." me and partner FLEXXXX for the crowd as their roaring screams tune out even the announcer! yt
06:57 Carter_Powers: Ughhhh.... you drop Brett on top of me.. his nuts in my face...
06:57 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: Both of us in a humiliating 69...
06:57 Brett_Matthew_Langdon: as the crowd CHEERS
06:57 Carter_Powers: Suddenly the lights go dark... the crowd erupts in confusion...

... to be continued - link to Part 2: https://mars.chatfighters.com/story/49401

Published: 2021-01-09, viewed 88 times.